"Okay to be fair. I did just spend upwards of 75 USD on bird toys and perches."

"I don't want to hear anything about it. So shut. Happy to hear it's good. I'm glad they brought him back."

"Everyone is talking about the new RE 9 game and I'm over here broke till payday this week."

"Where are all the short queens tonight."

"Good afternoon"

Him duck tapping his controller and phone case.

"Can't sleep so I'm doing all my chores now."

" toes . "

"Can't forget the bolts. Lugnuts"

"Knees"

"Head?"

"To all the short queens. I'm taking away the step ladder."

Happy Friday.

I know it's bad when I'm cooking in the middle of the night with no music or some sort of entertainment.

"Have a good evening everyone."

Hey hey. Sorry for the lack of everything recently. Truth be told I've been going through a stressful low point, that I've been getting a lack of sleep. Coping my sleepless nights playing an MMORPG to distract my mind. I'll get back to rp soon, but I hope you all are good and well.

"How dare"

He would yawn softly as he got off the phone with his ex coworker. "Damn"

"This butter flavored popcorn is shit."

"Pissed off a goddess of destruction. Feeling good" :)

"I'm about to cast a spell!" Loads his .45 ACP.

Enjoying a moment at the docks to savor the sound of the water. #gposer #FFXIV #gposers #wolfgirl #lupin

<--- He hasn't slept yet. He is working nights today. :)

"Just finished watching Gate. Pretty good. Now I should sit down and watch Fate"

He would open the door to his apartment. "Yo.. I'm home.." Dropping his bag by the door as he slowly shuts the door behind him.

<--- Is full of chicken and rice.

"I now carry a bottle of hot sauce on me"

Loud rabbit sound

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"Oh fucking hell.. gas is like five bucks.." He said in the middle of pumping gas

"Chicken nugget"

He would stick his tongue out.

"Ehhhh Fuck em" He would shrug.

"Can someone spot me for gas this week. I just need a 20"

He would slowly flop out of bed.

"Sometimes I want to squeeze people who I like. Just a tight bear hug."

He would be clearing out his messages from his phone. A soft yawn escaped his lips. "I don't want to go to work.."

He would be back asleep. Hugging one of his pillows tightly.

"Good morning everyone. Happy Saturday."

Hakase's lastest patch has some......... Effects on poor Nano Look what happens when her key is cranked 6 or 7 more times than is needed to set.

"I need a short queen for tonight. Need a body pillow basically"

He would yawn softly. "Alright.. finally bed time"

"Honestly. I prefer cabbage on my sandwiches."

"Busting it down sexual style"

"Wife wife wife wife"

"Alright fuck it. I'm making myself an old fashioned."

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