Cheers Davey. On you tonight this.

So right. So why do they do it every game?

Scott Parker’s false tan is up there with Trump’s.

What has happened to Ben Godfrey?

Why have @evertonfc.com @evertonwomen.bsky.social decided to drape a big, pink banner down the side of the main stand at Goodison Park? Doesn’t every Everton team play in blue? Surely this is the sort of stereotype they’re trying to avoid. Not to mention the bloody eye sore!

“You’re only here because of us” Not only did we build them but we actually own all three stadia in the city? Well, own two and the land on which one is built.

Simon Hooper is the referee on Saturday. VAR is Alex Chilowicz AVAR is Tony Harrington PENALTY TO VILLA.

Isaac Price with a belter of a goal for Northern Ireland against Germany. One that got away.

Only been watching 15 minutes. Already disgusted. #V11 on BBC Two right now.

Good move. Technically gifted footballer.

Nathan Patterson was due to join Sevilla on loan, pending a suitable replacement coming in. That’s highly unlikely now and player very unhappy.

According to ChatGPT, we should sign Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Anthony Caci, Kellen Fisher or Hector Fort.

Speaking to a few friends last night. A name was thrown into the hat. Ben Chilwell?

Merlin Rohl is a 23 year old dynamic midfielder who is 6’3” tall and loves to join in with the attacking aspects of the game. He has had a few injuries and does need to develop the defensive side of the game but looks a very good signing.

Wolves were absolute crap. They did us with two good crosses, further highlighting the desperation for a couple of quality full backs.

I’m one of his biggest critics but I thought Michael Keane was excellent yesterday. The whole defence should have done better for their 2nd and Pickford should have done better for their first. But Keane was pretty dominant.

Ashley Young’s son was in the squad against us (and him!) last season. Paul Dickov’s son is playing against us tonight. We’re all dead old aren’t we!

Great debut for Dominic Calvert-Lewin. Should have had a 5 minute hat-trick. Then blazes a penalty into a stand which is empty so they don’t have anyone to get the ball back!

No messing around on Sunday. If Mykolenko is fit put him in. If not, play McNeil there. Put Garner back in midfield next to Gana, who can’t pass wind. Put Grealish in from the off with Dewsbury-Hall and N’Diaye. Put Barry up front. Get Keane gone.

Why do we hit it long all game. Then decide to piss about with it at the back and turnover possession?

We’re being out run and out played all over the pitch here. We even not touched the ball in their area. We can’t put two passes together with the exception of between Pickford and Keane/Tarkowski. It’s a terrible start.

Your #Everton XI tonight. Go: Pickford O’Brien Keane Tarkowski Aznou Gana Garner N’Diaye Dewsbury-Hall Grealish Beto

Reijnders is quite the player.

West Ham borrowing again from Rights & Media Funding. Thank Christ we’re well out of that ‘mousehole’

Mansfield at home in the Carabao Cup Round 2.

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Dominic Calvert-Lewin was holding out for Manchester United or a club in Europe. He’s joining Leeds.

“As soon as I spoke to the manager I knew that there was only one place I wanted to go.” - Jack Grealish.

We’re a couple of full backs and a forward away from winning the lot. What a turnaround.

Whenever I’m having a bad day, I think of @nealmaupay.bsky.social and realise it could be a hell of a lot worse. The little tit!

John McGinn suits David Moyes down to the ground. I’d love him to be honest with you.

Welcome to #Everton

Neck on the line. Dibling done and in before we play Roma.

Yes! Looks much better. Well done!

Sky Sports breaking news on my phone. “Liverpool reveal new home and away kits” Delighted I don’t give them my money anymore.

Saw the team. Went to bed. Woke up. Saw the result. Not surprised. Saw Moyes’ comments post match. Anyone panicking yet?

Panathinaikos out. Their right back in?

Emails have been sent out today with instructions on how to download your digital season ticket. Supporters with “genuine barriers” to doing so can complete a form applying for a physical card. Each application will be assessed on a case by case basis.

Jack Grealish will come to Everton if the finances can be agreed and sorted out (with the player and with City). Long loan with an option to buy at the end of it. We were the first club to speak to him and have done more than once - before the season ended and recently.

Moyes is right. We need and want 10 players. We’ve been in for good ones but they want European football and there are NINE teams from our league playing in Europe this season. So he’s changing tact and looking at younger players and those in lower leagues. (@theathleticfc.bsky.social)

Lucy Bronze played the tournament with a fractured tibia?! That’s ridiculous.

Sod it. Play Barry AND Chermiti instead of Beto.

And that’s me turning over. Let’s get all of the mistakes out in America so we come home for our big title charge.

Oh Patto. So simple.

Tim Iroegbanum failed to track Billing then Mykolenko ducks out of the way. We’ve been the better side so far, then that.

We do OK against the likes of Bournemouth because they will press you and force you to play. So you have less time to make decisions and it’s more rehearsal and instinct. When teams sit back and invite us to attack we don’t normally know what to do so struggle.

N’Diaye would find space with the ball in a tin of beans.

I saw Gyokeres at Coventry and liked what I saw. I thought he’d be a perfect fit for us. We were in for him. He chose Sporting. Then he was excellent against us pre-season and I was gutted he’d chosen them. It’s going to be interesting to see how he slots in at Arsenal.

EFC can now raise more finance by the issuing of more shares. TFG don’t mess around. Proper business people it seems. A few decades overdue.