Love listening to people’s take on creative things. Like YES tell me your perspective

Disappointed but not surprised.

Bedroom Filling 💦

Happy Friday!

the USA & Israel are the bad guys in case anyone was unclear still

Me, more often than not 🤣

STILL trying to be productive after several hours and two cups of coffee later 🫨

Focus is nonexistent today it seems. Coffee was SO good though 🤭

Happy Holi to those who celebrate! 💖

may your hairline retreat an inch every time you disrespect a woman

Sliding 💦 (More versions in the comments!)

BTW it’s women’s history month so men can’t talk to me

okee going live now!! just chatting, link is below :)

Btw I consider spilling tea as a love language. Like YES tell me all about this thing I have no idea about

Whoop and just like that it’s March

I yearn for retirement.

Love me some men written by women, istg 💖

“Promises can be broken as easily as they are made.”

Ever do that thing where your partner asks you to read the smut you're reading out loud and then while you do they get the dumb idea to reenact it in real time? HeidiXSimon

“No matter her rank, no woman, no man, no person truly desires to be hidden.”

Oooo Bridgerton Season 4 Part 2 is out. Perfect timing… I say as I gather data for work on the side 🤓

I like painting my men as overwhelmed and submissive as possible. If you like this content then go check out the full piece and much more on patreon 🥰

How am I cheating on all the reading I could be doing with all this work? Honestly 🙂‍↔️

The energy I’m bringing to work today is me side chatting a work friend “he needs to wrap THIS up” alluding to a meeting we’re both in 💀💀

streaming in 20 minutes, just chatting! 💚 www.twitch.tv/noodlescripts

This baby visited me and I don’t have cat food but she into sandwiches 🥹💖

Nothing like a new episode of the Bald and the Beautiful to cheer me tf up 🥰

“Locker room talk” is real insight into how men treat and think about the women in their lives. misogyny is performed by men for the approval of other men especially ones with power and that will always come at the expense of women.

Just about to go home from them errands. Work is in a couple of hours. Well. This sure was something while it lasted 💀

May or may not be staying awake to do tasks I’ve procrastinated on by napping. It’s a vicious cycle, really

Literally me at whoever exhibits icky behavior 😂

Bring back booing

ick hahahahahaha

Love when artists get political with their art. As they should

The way these naps are are getting out of hand… 10/10

All downhill from here 🤣💀

Me in the lobby waiting for my teammate to make coffee as a prerequisite to serious ranked grinding:🧍‍♀️

Watching 56 Days with zero context apart from beautiful people acting. Thoughts to follow 🤔

Spreading 👐

Btw I’d be happy to read to you for a fair price of cuddles 😌

Listening to the girls talk about politics then shifts to talking about literal shit. Love the versatility

“Love isn’t about being understood, it’s about the pursuit of understanding.”

Can I show y’all something cute as hell? About a decade ago or so, took my brother in one of these play things and he used stand on my legs to reach toys. Now dude’s taller than I. Also pretty sure my knees are crunchier now 💀🤣

Me: when’s my deadline for this? Manager: you tell me but we do have a rush on doing this. SO LIKE WHEN???? Mama, I’m about to commit SEVERAL crimes

Just confirmed that all of them were painful and none of them were worth it 💀🤣🫩

The energy I’m bringing to work on this fine Wednesday is watching meeting recordings I missed on 1.8x speed