Kai Trump has something very Jojo Siwa about her

diss needs to be done in 4 months and I’ve been staring at a blank screen for weeks bc I just… can’t come up with anything asked one of my committee members to meet bc I clearly need help and was so stressed that I just went mute for the hour while he said encouraging things to me 🧍🏼

ocd nightmare fuel

500 degrees outside and everything eatable in my house needs to be warmed up

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

feeling like I’m going insane watching everyone celebrate zv*rev today as if he’s not an abuser who shouldn’t be allowed represent the sport at all 🤡🤡🤡🤡

did we not decide this guy wasn’t a great idea after the Nazi tattoo

oh thank god

Been waiting to share for a while now that I’m joining the team at George Washington’s Mount Vernon in September as Assistant Curator of Decorative Arts. This is my dream job & I’m so excited to move to D.C. (!) and finish my dissertation (!!) this summer so I can start this new adventure :)

just learned about oulipo and now I’m stressed out

it’s a beautiful day to not pay dues to the American Historical Association

The AHA (@historians.org) sent this condescending, chicken-shit email to its members today. While the organization has done next to nothing to advocate for scholars navigating a dismal academic job market, it has fought assiduously to silence pro-Palestinian voices within its ranks. For shame. 🗃️

spanberger putting up olympic qualifying times in the resistlib hero-to-gogirlgiveusnothing.png speedrun

writing a dissertation or clocking in for another day at the basically making shit up factory. idk you tell me

everyone I know who has read this (including me!) devoured it in one sitting. it’s thrilling and funny and empathetic while still being a relentless, biting satire. impossible to put down

delicious

unphased

Phoebe Bridgers and Matty Healy in the studio… thank you god for bringing my family back together…

every night I go for a walk around my neighborhood and record my cat stats and tonight was an all timer (saw 12, pet 5)

friday writing deadline looming so I spent all afternoon at the studio making bowls

trust I will be seated but why would they have him say DAD

The president of Cornell backed his car into a student and a recent grad after a campus debate on Israel-Palestine. Then he lied about what happened in an email claiming he'd been the victim of harassment. Then, magnificently, Cornell's student newspaper found a video of the incident

ok whatever

five baby angels on my porch currently fyi

“Wednesday cover Big Star with Patterson Hood” is my version of those videos of ppl saying the dog’s favorite words

cville: verified ICE activity this morning (Monday, April 20, 2026) at the Mallside Forest Apartments at the intersection of Mallside Forest Court and Putt Putt Place. three vehicles, six agents, rifle drawn. at least one person arrested. cvilleicewatch.wordpress.com/2026/04/20/%...

Gus Everett casting for Beach Read movie adaptation has to be the worst news I’ve heard maybe in my entire life

should I be confiscating my cat’s car keys?

once again I say yes all men

(I nailed the curtain up to reinforce it bc I’m psycho crazy and don’t play about these house finches I met an hour ago)

just found what seems to me an extremely precarious nest built into the swag of a windswept curtain on my balcony

I have an amazing aptitude for making a bunch of new friends in rapid succession right when I’m about to move away

are we boring you Mr President

rough day to not care about space

I love how my decrepit old cat always waits until the day before I leave town to have a medical emergency

met a neighbor on my walk this morning

82 degrees in my house and both cats need to be laying on top of me for some reason

hell world

my cat found a cricket under the bathtub one time 8 months ago and now she sits under the tub every night for like nine hours instead of sleeping in bed with me

happy one night only release on Netflix to everyone who celebrates

we’re so back (new no skips Harry Styles album) it’s so over (Gus Everett casting announced and it’s some guy I’ve never heard of and now the Beach Read movie is ruined) Logan Lerman I will avenge you

happy new Harry Styles album day to all who celebrate, I’m so happy and have missed him so much and love it love it love it

the plants got to soak up the sun today and the cat is now dining al fresco

I love how every time I go to Costco I’m there for everyone else’s first day on earth

men’s sports are so over

in a Cake phase right now btw

every time Lana Del Rey drops a single I experience what I can only imagine it felt like to hear Revolver for the first time in 1966. because literally what WAS that

Djo opening for Tame Impala in the great city of Philadelphia this July and I feel like I’m the only person in the world who understands the gravity of this situation

wow rip discord