American Socialism 🤝 Nuclear Spacecraft Propulsion Back on the menu after 60+ years

A real shame what they did to Cuomo in the streets after the results last night but y'know when a majestic working animal breaks its leg it's just gotta be done quickly and humanely

How it feels to have a fractional moment in time where I can feel proud to be an American again

VIVE LE WOKISME

DICK CHENEY IS DEAD AND JARED ISAACMAN'S NASA NOMINATION IS ALIVE

Between The Ferns style podcast called All Dick No Cheney and we film it at his grave

Bro are you really trying to grab my dick while I'm witnessing the Music of The Spheres

RFK chatbot but it does The Voice

Downside of using hinge: feels like trying to sext on linkedin Upside of using hinge: scaring the hoes by subverting the artistic intentions of the generic photo prompts

I put my chud son in a taffy puller every day for a year and this happened

Grabbing the woke milk out of my fridge to make my gay latte and then pulling out a second, thinner, woker milk to make my gay cereal

Started carrying one of these around to take the edge off

not now hoe I'm playing bowmaster prelude

The taco bell drive through app (industry) and its consequences have been a disaster for the doggy race (me)

"I shouldn't stop using AI because corporations are going to blow up the planet anyway" is rick and morty levels of selfish "everything is chemicals" loser nihilism, and we should treat it as such when we encounter it

Accessing my genetic memory like assassin's creed in order to write more generic bisexual man indie rock

catching up!

One time when I met this bottom on a con elevator and got him back to my room he nonchalantly cleaned out with a plastic water bottle that was lying around. It was embarrassingly hot

Captain, on my home world of Vulcan we do not have the primitive earth devices knows as "condoms."

I've had enough. I'm going to the one online public square that hasn't yet been compromised by the "state" of Israel

When I was like six I had a crush on an Applebee's hostess and my grandma bought me roses to give to her so what I'm trying to say is that I was born and raised with the love of the game

My version of body dysmorphia is when Spotify adds suggested songs to my playlist and I have to painstakingly remove every single Radiohead song while knowing that something associated my taste with them

"My community is too cool they make beautiful art that is too hot and based and joyful my steak too juicy woe is me" do you know what people for 99% of the length of human history would give to be free of their bonds like this

"HEY DID YOU SEE THAT NEW FURRY ALBUM HAS FAT BREEDABLE DEER ASS ON THE COVER?!"

I saw a movie last night and this was my immediate thought when it was over

If you ever need more data points that AI is vapor, you can read this poem written by a six year old that has orders of magnitude more potent artistry than anything ever written by a language model:

At this point it's very difficult to find motivation to post my cock to twitter anymore. I'm here to see my friends fuck, and every other post on cock twitter is chudai normie baiting commercialized slop. If I wanted that I'd be on pornhub like everyone else

Apologies in advance to all of the hoes who, once I get my espresso machine fixed, are inevitably going to have to listen to me condescendingly talk about coffee for the next few months

Sorry I can't join the match right now my cat is aura farming

I do not want to BUY a PRODUCT for MARKETING myself, I want to commission ART from an ARTIST that I can BANTER with and ASK to make my KNOT bigger

Artists being a year late with your comms can get annoying, but you have to understand that the alternative that listening to these losers would lead to is a shopping cart experience to buy generic porn of your sona for the sole purpose of twitter clout. I would much rather have the former

Making my beautiful talented twink fix my discounted espresso machine so that I may be even more gay and annoying

You ever see one of those republican gay face bottoms and you just know they grew up next to a chemical refinery

When I was a kid I thought those signs that said ROAD WORK 1000 FT meant the construction workers were literally digging 1000 feet into the ground, and I thought it was the coolest fucking thing ever

"Scab" is such an underrated insult. Invokes a visually gross image, leveled at someone who deserves it, completely based on their character and actions. Absolute classic. We need more shorthand for "you're a pathetic sellout to your community and you believe in nothing."

Opening a can of jalapeño bean dip in the kitchen and hearing me scramble down the stairs on all fours

The bookmark feature coming to bluesky really takes away from the thrill of the hunt that came from searching the same dozen friends on here to scroll down their profiles every time I want to jerk off. Fish in a barrel now. Not very sporting.

Disco Elysium mod that replaces the voice of the Logic skill with Jordan Peterson and replaces the Moralists with the Woke Moralists

Women should chase men as much as men chase women ❌ Tops should court and spoil bottoms the way straight men do with women because any passive sexual role is inherently incredibly vulnerable and you should be expected to earn their trust ✅✅✅✅✅

Looking for someone to be trapped under me and full of my cum while and I spend the 30 minutes following mansplaining to them what a blue note is

I just nutted in him and he's playing kingdom come: deliverance 2

Liquid oxygen both looking like this and being one of two things most rockets are filled with feels so right. Like look at that and tell me it doesn't look like spaceship fuel

I saw a halo 2 "rebalance" mod that took away the jackal sniper one hit kill and got so sick to my stomach I had to sit down

We used to dream about moments like this

We need to bring back fun sized candy. My options shouldn't be 500 calories of sugar or nothing. I should be able to take a smoke break, open a little pocket sized cardboard box, eat exactly 12 skittles to take the edge off, then go back to work

I have shooters everywhere (the guy at the store who ties the cilantro bundles really big)

Trump moving space command from Colorado Springs to Huntsville may be a strategically terrible move. Despite this I must support it due to the fact that it will make sellout defense contractors who must now move to Alabama piss their pants and cry, one of life's greatest joys

How do I find a rich person willing to pay me $300,000 a year to make extremely novel hoe scaring exotic chocolate for them to brag to their rich friends about

Just came in my boyfriend baked like a dog and he drove me to get a slurpy, this is the best day of my life