Off to Sitges this week ✈️

Since there is no hacks ep this week I’m seeking dopamine by posting thirst traps

Why is it raining? It’s JUNE

Suited & booted

40 lengths 🏊‍♂️

Livin’ la dolce vita (I’m in Italy (I have no money))

Big fucking flag for my bf hehe

A few from the last weekend in Evian… I love France!

Turned 32 yesterday. Feels good! Feels great.

Drenched in SPF

Mentally primed for a week poolside 🏊‍♂️

Really dreading the end of Hacks… Ava Daniels, you’ve done so much for me spiritually. Thank you for everything you do 🙏

Have a hunch that bringing back Dido in to the culture will fix our wide societal rift… walk with me

Went out this weekend and still recovering…

A few of late I’ve neglected to post

My biceps are on 🔥 after that workout

Depressed because Kacey is doing a UK tour and I have no money to pay for tickets!! Selling feet pics enquire within

My back hurt :(

Anyone a Strava person? - strava.app.link/1oLqXeNg22b

So gay for my boyfriend

A truly lethal post-wedding hangover

Bit foggy ennit

Mexico Honey by Kacey… soty 🙂‍↕️

Measuring my gains through thirst traps only, not a scale in sight

Don’t wanna make a big deal about it but I really miss my old gym 😭😭

Take me back to Geneva ☀️🏊‍♂️🩲

Your father and I are very proud of you - @tomraider.bsky.social

Pithy comment about gym blah blah

Get me to the nearest body of crystalline blue water *immediately*

Going back to a cheaper gym… I’ll miss these lockers!

Front & back

Big fan of the new Muna song… it’s had the highest amount of replay value of the latest releases, in my opinion.

I love being the token gay on stag do’s. It’s the pick-me in me!

Oral hygiene is my passion

Made a big deal about getting a new haircut and it’s basically the exact same as I always get el oh el

Speedo szn

Today’s New Music Friday being the best day for gay people in months… thank you, women

if anyone cares here’s my quickfire review of all the pop girls today: drop dead, olivia: A low rise jeans, demi: A+ kgb, adela: B- she did it again, tyla x zara: B middle of nowhere, kacey: A superbloom, jessie: B+ broke bitch freestyle, slayyyter: C+ first light, lana: B- thank you for listening

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On a work trip to Germany… why are their supermarkets so elite?!

Sleepy

Googling best DND puzzles instead of doing any work >>>>

Pleased to announce I can touch my toes now

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Genetic but sincere caption about the onset of summer being lovely etc

Unfortunately my marker for good music is “would this make me lose my mind at the gay bar”, ergo Pinky Up is a smash hit in my eyes!! Sorry!!!

Tried to magic eraser out a guy behind me and now it looks like a REDACTED file 🫦

My favourite hobby of all time is periodically rewatching Crazy Rich Asians through 2 minute clips on TikTok over the course of four days

Post sauna + cold plunge w/ @tomraider.bsky.social

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