I love gay Christmas - AKA Spotify Wrapped day. “Oh wow, this is so me!” Well yes! It’s literally your data, babe! (This is a self read, btw)

The bear face is kind of unacceptable, right?

Randomly obsessed with mochas as my morning coffee at this point in time… much to think about

Do you think the people at my gym know/give a single fuck that I’m watching Critical Role during my workout

Zig zag

Concerned with overusing the vocal stim “the concept of…” - thanks, Cynthia Erivo!

Attempting to get through the rest of November on four pence and a couple buttons

The new Robyn track… I need to go to the club immediately

Good morning Rita Ora… we’re talking about you

Thanking whatever powers above for the swift return of my facial hair after a Movember experiment gone wrong…

Nothin’, I’m feeling lazy at the moment 😴

Great to see the BACK of the week… haha ha ha hahahhahaa

Guys… seeing Zara Larsson last night… I reached spiritual enlightenment. That woman is absolute pop perfection!

The 5 minutes I’m without my phone as I go through airport security are the worst 5 minutes of my year, every time 💔

I look like a fucking child kms

Last photo of me with a moustache before shaving it off for Movember… kill me

Umbreon used Bite! It’s super effective!

Looking to kick up a Hallow-scene tonight 🎃👻

Clinically obsessed with the new LE SSERAFIM single… eat-it-up-eat-it-eat-it-up is my new stim 🙂‍↕️

Sundown at 4pm…….. these are truly dark times…….

Went in to do legs, did a push day… tale as old as time

Feel like Garfield the way I’m hating Mondays

I know it’s not been summer for a hot minute, but the fact that it’s consistently grey and drizzly now makes me want to kms

Excited to dance with pals tonight ✌🏼

Really love that it’s another Monday!!! Which means another week!!! Of going this whole “thing” again!! Woooo!!!

DM’d for a table of my friends at DnD yesterday, and I’m just… not sure about 2024 rules. It feels like it’s really overpowered every character, and there’s much more on the DM to provide a challenge? Maybe I just need to give it more time

Slowly becoming chemically dependent on pre-workout

Love to post the same exact photos ad infinitum until I pass away 💙💙💙

I simply love texting my friends!!!!!!!! It’s my favourite activity and pastime. Yap yap yap yap

Sweating out the sins of the weekend

the dark nights… the dark mornings… the idea of maintaining motivation… morale is low

Those Floradix ads on the tube are speaking to me spiritually atm… because yes, I AM always tired

Is it bad to say I’m not hugely vibing with DRUK this season? Feel like the editing and production isn’t amazing - the pacing feels off, and the first challenge was truly diabolical in terms of showing off the new crop of (fun!) girls

I’ve become obsessed with arguing with New Yorkers about how bad the subway is in comparison to the London Underground… suddenly I’m patriotic, suddenly I’m Rule Britannia

LDN ✈️ NYC jet lag is kicking my damn ass

Ran out of ADHD medication so everyone best prepare for the worst 🤕

secured ariana grande tickets… typing in lowercase to celebrate… can’t believe i’ll get to hear love language live 🥹

Hannah Einbinder nation STAND UP

Kind of think that France is the chicest country of all time… there’s a certain indescribable 90s feel to everything? Maybe it’s the two glasses of white wine addling my brain idk

Hungover mornings in Evian, France

It took 65 minutes to get to the gym this morning btw (support worker’s rights, screw exploitative employers!)

Back in the saddle, I guess

Walking to work in the stupid stupid London drizzle got me missing the Greek sunshine ☀️

Greece is the word (that you heard)

Desperate need of a haircut

I can’t explain it but Taylor getting engaged before her album release gives the same energy as Peeta announcing Katniss’ pregnancy before the Quarter Quell

See ya later, Helsinki ✌🏼

They love to play radio hits from the late 2010s in Finnish gyms btw

Biiiiiiig fan of Finnish sauna culture

Thinking about Katseye again