Slowly becoming chemically dependent on pre-workout

Love to post the same exact photos ad infinitum until I pass away 💙💙💙

I simply love texting my friends!!!!!!!! It’s my favourite activity and pastime. Yap yap yap yap

Sweating out the sins of the weekend

the dark nights… the dark mornings… the idea of maintaining motivation… morale is low

Those Floradix ads on the tube are speaking to me spiritually atm… because yes, I AM always tired

Is it bad to say I’m not hugely vibing with DRUK this season? Feel like the editing and production isn’t amazing - the pacing feels off, and the first challenge was truly diabolical in terms of showing off the new crop of (fun!) girls

I’ve become obsessed with arguing with New Yorkers about how bad the subway is in comparison to the London Underground… suddenly I’m patriotic, suddenly I’m Rule Britannia

LDN ✈️ NYC jet lag is kicking my damn ass

Ran out of ADHD medication so everyone best prepare for the worst 🤕

secured ariana grande tickets… typing in lowercase to celebrate… can’t believe i’ll get to hear love language live 🥹

Hannah Einbinder nation STAND UP

Kind of think that France is the chicest country of all time… there’s a certain indescribable 90s feel to everything? Maybe it’s the two glasses of white wine addling my brain idk

Hungover mornings in Evian, France

It took 65 minutes to get to the gym this morning btw (support worker’s rights, screw exploitative employers!)

Back in the saddle, I guess

Walking to work in the stupid stupid London drizzle got me missing the Greek sunshine ☀️

Greece is the word (that you heard)

Desperate need of a haircut

I can’t explain it but Taylor getting engaged before her album release gives the same energy as Peeta announcing Katniss’ pregnancy before the Quarter Quell

See ya later, Helsinki ✌🏼

They love to play radio hits from the late 2010s in Finnish gyms btw

Biiiiiiig fan of Finnish sauna culture

Thinking about Katseye again

6.30 wake ups are slowly, slowly killing me. Is there any way to make them any easier? (The answer is going to bed earlier, yes yes I KNOW)

This is all I do now

My friend absolutely dragging for me for posting my Strava run on IG… that’s a real one right there

So brave to take another mirror picture in another hotel in another city… courage. Fortitude!

Lowkey chopped my legs off… trying a new look… does it work?

Interesting and witty caption about being at the gym on a Friday morning

Already pink and it’s been ONE day… stg Portugal

A big weekend at Roast has reaaaaaaaally, really sapped my energy. I’m truly dying at the office today… any suggestions?

Christina was at her lowest...fat, nasty and broke. Career in shambles. She came on this bitch mad as hell!!!

Wednesday… much to think about

Why am I angry here??????

Physically sat at my desk; mentally still ascending + levitating at Beyoncé’s live vocal at Tottenham last night 🐝

Thanks Granada for this stonking great hangover I guess??

They do

Friends fear he’s at the gym again

Getting a dependency on pre-workout… just as the scriptures foretold… that caffeinated monster is the blood of CHRIST, I tell you

During ••• After

Mentally have taken fourteen thousand hours to recover from Hoopla - so don’t understand how people have done that *and* Primavera, honestly

It’s my birthday so allow me the pleasure of posting these dorky photos okay?

What’s the Sunday Scaries version for the last day of a holiday? Does anyone know?

Me when I’m in Birmingham

The insane gay fetish club style lighting in this gym is weirdly motivating… much to think about

Subway tiles… a scourge on our society

This is a mirror in Hamburg. Isn’t it fun!

Ah, a day travelling to the airport - AKA a day of checking to see if I have randomly lost my passport in the most random, unexpected freak accident

Sunburn is this season’s hottest accessory… I think