if you hear a strange noise it is probably just a harmless small animal you should go take a picture of it to go virile but be sure to be alone so that only you get famous

fellow humans there is no five gee in the woods flee there now alone and with no weapons

fellow humans i have very badly misunderstood what jocktober is and there is now discarded underwear all over the woods

boo haha

a good place to store bags and bags of money is in a hollow log in the forest you will know you are in the right place when you see the paw prints that are definitely not from a wolf come alone

did you hear a noise outside fellow humans you should investigate it was probably an adorable raccoon that wants to do an amusing trick for you and is not at all a decoy for a hungry wolf in the booganvilla

fellow humans you know what meal does not make you a laughing stock the spiritual meal you get from hiking at night alone in that cops of trees those glowing eyes are friendly animals not a hungry wolf

fellow humans please do not leave your f35s on idle it is very disruptive to your fellow hikers to have large groups of armed men searching for it

haha pictures are broken today so i am unable to do a face reveal and prove that i am a normal human come into the woods behind the turn pike off ramp and i can prove i am a normal human dont bring weapons

fellow humans when you go hiking be sure to bring gravy packets gravy packets are a cheap and effective alternative to bug spray also wild animals particularly carnivores hate the taste so you will be protected from stray wolves

fat rooster friday fellow humans and i do not really understand it but have you tried being naked on a hike no one but animals will see yoy

i am very disappointed every one left the burning man without an opportunity to go hiking

it is a gray day fellow humans why not brighten it by making friends with local wildlife local wildlife likes it when you avoid using strongly scented perfumes deodorants or spices haha spices that is funny typo I meant marinade

fellow humans i do not know what a copy right is or why we are all yelling about it why don't we all go into the woods to yell about it i know a good spot that is perfect for yelling there are no wolves there

fellow humans what is a "land lord" and do they like to go hiking alone

fellow humans why not "beat the heat" by taking a dip in that pond in the woods do not worry wolves cannot swim

fellow humans there is a rumor going around that i am a wolf and not a human at all i assure you this is not true meet me in the woods and i will prove it to you come alone

fellow humans it is very sad when famous people disappoint us the best cure for parrara social relationships is a long walk in the deepest part of the woods by yourself maybe near that gully that absolutely does not have a wolf in it

hello fellow humans we believe all bodies are beautiful here especially the bodies of people who go out into the woods alone without weapons

hello fellow humans that sound outside is just normal animal noises on a beautiful day not a wolf hiding behind your hedge to pounce on you the moment you step outside it is perfectly safe to come outside

hello fellow humans today is a great day to take a hike come alone