Can people not come up with their own fkn captions anymore? So insanely sick of seeing ai generated bullshit

Woke up to a Snapchat notification that my ex added me and now my whole day is ruined 😾

Good morning bloomfies ☀️😎

Just saw a jjk edit on TikTok with straight cock in it what is going on 😭✋

Having to search up “no subscription” after a product pisses me off ✋

I am big tired of having to have subscriptions to use products that you have already purchased. Like idk if you spend hard cash money on a product I shouldn’t have to spend anymore money to use it if I already bought to begin with!

It would be a disservice if I didn’t share this yall know me

This is a question for all the moms when is my butthole gonna not hurt no more

I would love to wear jumpsuits and rompers but the whole getting fully fkn naked just to piss really puts me off ✋ such a hassle for just a lil tinkle

Ain’t nothing better than when I’m watching an edit and they hit you with HONORABLE 😮‍💨

I have work today :( why am I hated

Do you think you could cook an egg on Firelord Zuko’s abs or

In celebration of atla making a comeback imma just leave these here

Is this a safe space to admit I’ve never seen interstellar

You know the world tour?

I need everyone in the new avatar call that a gaang bang

Don’t worry I’ll show Fire Lord Zuko some real water bending

I wanted to post thirst for the new gaang but I guess Bluesky ain’t in the mood

They made everyone in the new avatar the last airbender so BEEFY

Chat can I get a hell yeah also wtf even is this

I saw Sylus tonight guys I almost screamed

I’m just a little sleepy girl in a big sleepless world

We have a jc penny near us but they don’t do photos so like does it really count

I have my first pelvic floor physical therapy appointment next Wednesday at like 8 am and am I allowed to take my son? Like I have to take him with me but are they gonna be weird about that? 😭 I mean I take him everywhere with me surely this won’t be any different? Idk I’m overthinking it

Do you guys miss me yes or yes

I’ve been crying over this photo for the past 30 minutes

Jamie Lee Curtis got some bazoongas if I’ve ever seen em

Why is everything always at least $10 nowadays I’m sick of it what happened to things being affordable and yeah yeah “but it’s only $10” BUT when everything is $10 that shit adds up QUICK

Don’t comment on TikTok ever bcz tell me why I complimented some girls hair by saying she’s so Ramona flowers coded and someone told me that isn’t a compliment 😭✋ like wdym is Ramona flowers cancelled and I don’t know???

I don’t think I’ve ever seen such extreme anthropomorphization as much as I see it with baby Punch. I also think he’s very cute but he’s not a domestic animal and it’s important he reintegrates w/ the troop. It’s alarming the amount of ppl I see calling for him to be kept as a pet

I yearn for something unknown

I think I’m gonna muster up the courage to look at my poonani today wish me luck 😬

I go back to work in two weeks and I don’t wanna :(

Having a baby in January means I’ve reached my deductible and out of pocket maximum so I will be going to the doctors this year you can bet on that 🤑

I do indeed have a type and it was revealed to me like a prophecy when I was 11 years old and laid eyes on Andy Biersack for the first time

Just got more insane lore added onto my roster today the lead singer of cage the elephant is a client at my job

Barry Keoghan scares tf out of me

Is this a safe place to admit that I don’t like that timothee boy he just gives me evil frat boy vibes tbh

I’m so tired of being ill. I genuinely do not know what to do about it, and the doctors are zero help as well so it’s literally a waste to even go :) even when my test results come back with a bunch of low values, they tell me it’s normal. It’s not fucking normal and I feel like I’m dying but cool

Do you guys think cows get sick when they’re milked or is that just a human thing

My cat meows and then suddenly I’m leaking milk 🤨✋

Repost if you’re on Bluesky

I still think this is one of the funniest interactions I’ve ever had with my friends

Sorry guys I feel like all of my personality has been sucked out of me and replaced by Mother™️

In desperate need of jeans but too scared to know what size I am now 😬

Why does this app have a go live feature now that just seems chaotic 😭

Why’d they make megumi so beefy this season