Chat can I get a hell yeah also wtf even is this

I saw Sylus tonight guys I almost screamed

I’m just a little sleepy girl in a big sleepless world

We have a jc penny near us but they don’t do photos so like does it really count

I have my first pelvic floor physical therapy appointment next Wednesday at like 8 am and am I allowed to take my son? Like I have to take him with me but are they gonna be weird about that? 😭 I mean I take him everywhere with me surely this won’t be any different? Idk I’m overthinking it

Do you guys miss me yes or yes

I’ve been crying over this photo for the past 30 minutes

Jamie Lee Curtis got some bazoongas if I’ve ever seen em

Why is everything always at least $10 nowadays I’m sick of it what happened to things being affordable and yeah yeah “but it’s only $10” BUT when everything is $10 that shit adds up QUICK

Don’t comment on TikTok ever bcz tell me why I complimented some girls hair by saying she’s so Ramona flowers coded and someone told me that isn’t a compliment 😭✋ like wdym is Ramona flowers cancelled and I don’t know???

I don’t think I’ve ever seen such extreme anthropomorphization as much as I see it with baby Punch. I also think he’s very cute but he’s not a domestic animal and it’s important he reintegrates w/ the troop. It’s alarming the amount of ppl I see calling for him to be kept as a pet

I yearn for something unknown

I think I’m gonna muster up the courage to look at my poonani today wish me luck 😬

I go back to work in two weeks and I don’t wanna :(

Having a baby in January means I’ve reached my deductible and out of pocket maximum so I will be going to the doctors this year you can bet on that 🤑

I do indeed have a type and it was revealed to me like a prophecy when I was 11 years old and laid eyes on Andy Biersack for the first time

Just got more insane lore added onto my roster today the lead singer of cage the elephant is a client at my job

Barry Keoghan scares tf out of me

Is this a safe place to admit that I don’t like that timothee boy he just gives me evil frat boy vibes tbh

I’m so tired of being ill. I genuinely do not know what to do about it, and the doctors are zero help as well so it’s literally a waste to even go :) even when my test results come back with a bunch of low values, they tell me it’s normal. It’s not fucking normal and I feel like I’m dying but cool

Do you guys think cows get sick when they’re milked or is that just a human thing

My cat meows and then suddenly I’m leaking milk 🤨✋

Repost if you’re on Bluesky

I still think this is one of the funniest interactions I’ve ever had with my friends

Sorry guys I feel like all of my personality has been sucked out of me and replaced by Mother™️

In desperate need of jeans but too scared to know what size I am now 😬

Why does this app have a go live feature now that just seems chaotic 😭

Why’d they make megumi so beefy this season

Also what is going on with all the fucking glp1 ads on TikTok

It’s so crazy I grew a whole other human being inside of me and I didn’t even have to sign a permission slip or nothing

Nobody told me about milk fever and it made me think I was dying

Gave birth today and I gotta say 10/10 do NOT recommend like wtf was that 😭✋ love my lil baby tho he’s pretty chill

Pregnancy hormones are fucking crazy because why am I sobbing over twilight edits with that Julia wolf song

Gonna be watching and catching up on so much anime during my maternity leave 🤑

I’m so stressed out! Hahah I feel like I’m going to explode 😀

Little dude coming soon or whatever 🫶🏻

Anytime my husband asks me “what’s for dinner” i take health damage

At this point I’ve been pregnant for 84 years

In case yall were wondering why I got stitches, I got bitten by a big ass aggressive dog at my job. He gave me the old titty twister and then chomped on my arm but it’s aight we still ballin

I get my stitches removed tomorrow can I get a hell yea 🤑

Why do random ppl I don’t even know block me like they didn’t even give me a chance to at least earn it

The New Year’s Eve ball ain’t the only ball getting dropped tonight

In case yall were curious I do not recommend 5 stitches in your nipple ✋

Honestly sad I will never get to experience a glass animals concert on shrooms I feel like that would hit

My new vocal stim btw iykyk

Hello beautiful master, it’s me, Demona 🫶😁

Satoru Gojo I love you