Why’d they make megumi so beefy this season

Also what is going on with all the fucking glp1 ads on TikTok

It’s so crazy I grew a whole other human being inside of me and I didn’t even have to sign a permission slip or nothing

Nobody told me about milk fever and it made me think I was dying

Gave birth today and I gotta say 10/10 do NOT recommend like wtf was that 😭✋ love my lil baby tho he’s pretty chill

Pregnancy hormones are fucking crazy because why am I sobbing over twilight edits with that Julia wolf song

Gonna be watching and catching up on so much anime during my maternity leave 🤑

I’m so stressed out! Hahah I feel like I’m going to explode 😀

Little dude coming soon or whatever 🫶🏻

Anytime my husband asks me “what’s for dinner” i take health damage

At this point I’ve been pregnant for 84 years

In case yall were wondering why I got stitches, I got bitten by a big ass aggressive dog at my job. He gave me the old titty twister and then chomped on my arm but it’s aight we still ballin

I get my stitches removed tomorrow can I get a hell yea 🤑

Why do random ppl I don’t even know block me like they didn’t even give me a chance to at least earn it

The New Year’s Eve ball ain’t the only ball getting dropped tonight

In case yall were curious I do not recommend 5 stitches in your nipple ✋

Honestly sad I will never get to experience a glass animals concert on shrooms I feel like that would hit

My new vocal stim btw iykyk

Hello beautiful master, it’s me, Demona 🫶😁

Satoru Gojo I love you

One thing never get favorite anime characters or else you’ll be devastated every single time

What the actual fuck is going on here TikTok 🤨

Currently dying in the work bathroom do yall need anything

I’m all for being 420 friendly but please don’t come to work blasted out of your mind, we have a job to do and we are responsible for taking care of live animals. If I have to spell out the letters FELV for you seven times before you spell it right, maybe you’re not functioning as well as you think

Good morning bloomfies enjoy this Gojo edit I saw

Ass so phat when I run it sounds like a shoebill stork just fyi

“Pie and mash” is just the contents of a dead man’s stomach repurposed as a meal you can’t convince me otherwise I’m so sorry

Camomile tea and dates slap btw

Got the worst fkn jump scare of my life just now 😭✋

Just scrolled looking for a meme in my camera roll and came across pre pregnant body shots and now my whole day is ruined ☹️

Update I am making chocolate chip cookies 😛

We just ate dinner and my husband just informed me we are NOT going to get a sweet treat whatever will I do now 😔😭💔

Idc what happens I’ll never use a top sheet willingly

Why do all men listen to the television at 40+ like bro it sounds like a war zone in here TURN IT DOWN

The fact I’ll never get to experience watching game of thrones for the first time as it aired each week. What a time to be alive truly

I have new employee fatigue like please I don’t wanna socialize I’m exhausted 😭💔

Gonna get a chocolate milkshake after work and I’m so excited

Good morning bloomfies today is Friday 😛🫶

The kind of passion I’d have if kakashi gave me five minutes and a hair tie

Chat why is everyone talking about video games rn what did I miss

Asked my OB yesterday about the ripping sensation I keep feeling in my tummy and she was all “that’s your abs separating 😁”

If I had balls I’d wrap mistletoe around them so it would be festive when I’d teabag ppl

Utterly exhausted and starving and I’ve got four hours of work left 💔

I’ve gained 40 lbs so far in this pregnancy wowza

Alas I have fixed my handle 😔 goodbye custom handle you will be missed 💔

I joined the club 😁 share.upscrolled.com/en/user/5032...

Wait why is my handle invalid 😭💔

What is upscrolled I just woke up and im scared

Crashing out bcz anime men aren’t real 😔💔

I just love when my heart starts racing and I get dizzy and can’t breathe right 😀