Good morning bloomfies today is Friday 😛🫶

The kind of passion I’d have if kakashi gave me five minutes and a hair tie

Chat why is everyone talking about video games rn what did I miss

Asked my OB yesterday about the ripping sensation I keep feeling in my tummy and she was all “that’s your abs separating 😁”

If I had balls I’d wrap mistletoe around them so it would be festive when I’d teabag ppl

Utterly exhausted and starving and I’ve got four hours of work left 💔

I’ve gained 40 lbs so far in this pregnancy wowza

Alas I have fixed my handle 😔 goodbye custom handle you will be missed 💔

I joined the club 😁 share.upscrolled.com/en/user/5032...

Wait why is my handle invalid 😭💔

What is upscrolled I just woke up and im scared

Crashing out bcz anime men aren’t real 😔💔

I just love when my heart starts racing and I get dizzy and can’t breathe right 😀

I wholeheartedly believe that my upstairs neighbor’s favorite pastime is to rearrange his entire apartment every single day starting at 4:45 pm

Naoya zenin send post

And yet again it’s that time of year when jjk ruins my life again 😭

We can’t have any good kidnappers anymore bcz nobody can afford houses, let alone one with a basement

Do not take me to pound town I’d rather go to kilogram county

Not being dramatic in the slightest but Netflix buying out Warner bros has ruined my entire life

Today’s mood

Working every single day really warps your perception of time

You know what FUCK that drag path song and all those edits they make to it I cannot stop crying 😭

the amount of ppl I see online that are pregnant again right after having a baby is insane ? Literal nightmare scenario 😭

Born to be yearned for, forced to be the yearner

I feel like we glossed over Noah schnapp being a Zionist supporter way too quickly like idc I won’t be consuming media that includes that rat face bowl cut bitch

This is what I’m talking abt btw 😂

“You ever been to BOSNIA???” has been stuck in my head all day

Guys I’m gonna be so real right now I’m terrified to give birth

You know I think being asked “smoking or non smoking” just one more time in my life upon entering a restaurant might heal my inner child

For whatever reason a pet peeve of mine is when cosplayers lip sync over a song and they don’t even know the words to the song 😭

God forbid a girl get curious 🙄✋

Only perk about being pregnant is that cereal has become the best food on earth

Bbno$ whimpers I just can’t prove it

5sos are still a thing??? 🤨 that doesn’t seem right

The worst blind box is pregnancy bcz you have to actually wait the whole time and can’t just immediately open it up

Eating Kashi cereal because it’s the closest I can get to kakashi 😔

Been crying over hunger games edits all morning

I usually struggle with constipation and GI issues but this entire pregnancy I have been 100% completely regular and normal and I really hope that stays because it’s been so great

The retail goblin almost got me tonight

This is posted by the official account btw 😭

Yall know what time it is

Apparently I’m not good enough for the yuri bots 😔✋

If I had balls I’d like them to jingle when I take steps

Please what the fuck is this I am in tears 😭

Just heard they’re doing Vampire Sylus I apologize in advance for who I’m about to become

Baby propaganda I will not be falling for is that god forsaken $300 countertop bottle washer 🤨✋

Everybody meet peaches

Since when are SKETCHERS $80+ 🤨✋