I thought I was experiencing regular pregnancy symptoms but turns out my iron level is literally 7

My bad guys I can’t do math apparently this was actually 15 years ago 😂

My birthday cake from ten years ago

Good afternoon yall it looks like I wasn’t raptured last night who else got left behind

taking a tylenol in honor of the first day of autism

We all need to take Tylenol to get rid of the normies

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes 🥹💗💗💗

Today is my birthday everyone say happy birthday rn

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

i used to be somebody but that was so long ago

Good afternoon bloomfies who up jorkin it

Thirsttrapaholic

Yes gawd

my cousin showed me what yaoi was for the first time at a sleepover one time and it was bleach yaoi and we stayed up all night looking at ichigo yaoi together

We are so up chat and by that I mean my lady penar

Sung Jinwoo shirtless and oiled up but with the dry touch oil so it’s not greasy when you get it on your hands bcz I have sensory issues

I know what I want for my birthday

Remember you can’t wear any clothes on the 23rd because they’ll weigh you down when the rapture starts and you’ll be left behind!

I wish I could watch avatar the last airbender for the very first time all over again that’s shit is peak

Just heard the rapture is happening on the 23rd who wants to go with me

Just saw a vid of someone doing a seafood-less seafood boil like are yall okay? 🤨

To those who said smexy time gets better when pregnant yall are LIARS I ain’t ever been so uncomfortable in my life 😭💔

Gonna spend the afternoon at my friends house for an early birthday celebration 🎉

Getting my leggings on today was a whole workout 😮‍💨

If you enjoy being dry I don’t recommend getting pregnant

Just got informed that Gojo will not be in the upcoming season of jjk bcz he’s in that fuck ass box 😔

Where I live has one of those pisser TikTok accounts and the police are investigating it I can’t make ts up

Idk what to get for my birthday this year like truly

Is this a safe space to admit I’ve never watched Mamma Mia

Rage baited someone today by telling them I don’t believe in space

Fat bear week is upon us

I have inappropriate things to say abt this 😮‍💨

Gojo gonna be animated in that lil slutty compression shirt huennnggggg 🤤

Jjk season 3 on November 7th

My mouth is in burning pain from the peppers but they were so good

21. wigs

The Jonas brothers making a comeback in their big age is kinda…interesting 🤨

A kid that I grew up with from my hometown got arrested for murder and some other people from my hometown making Facebook posts all “Omg I can’t believe he would do smth like this” like really Mary?? Take ONE look at him and tell me that again please

Pregnancy cravings are crazy because I’m just eating a jar of jalapeño slices as a snack like what even 😭

I wish I could have a corn dog

Good morning Bluesky it is almost Friday

I fuckinh FORGOT that yesterday was Kakashi Hatake’s birthday who have I become 😭

The amount of edible items they sell on TikTok and the fact ppl actually buy them AND CONSUME THEM is crazy insane questionable behavior

The podcaster doomed yaoi edits have hit my feed and idk if that’s better or worse tbh

I’m gonna be honest I had absolutely no idea who that white supremacist podcaster was until he was eliminated and I also had no idea who that dean podcaster dude was either but now I can’t go anywhere without a vid popping up and I’m tired dawg like I don’t wanna learn abt these things anymore

I didn’t have gluten free fettuccine noodles so we used what we had (don’t judge me)

Making 9pm shrimp Alfredo

Bring back public shaming bcz finding out they used openAI to write soda pop is actually so shameful and they should be ashamed and embarrassed

I was accidentally on the discover feed instead of following all day today and I just now realized this