I have reached peak old nana levels. In a coffee shop. Crocheting.

There is a particular song that my husband very much enjoys to sing loudly. I'm not really a fan of loud noises generally, but especially not in confined environments like the car. If you see us driving along with him hovering a hand by my ear ready to 'plug' me from the noise, no you didn't.

A sneaky peek! Only another 106 rows to go 🧶😅

In more serious news, just seen about Pa O'Dwyer and I'm so sad.

Accidentally knotted my yarn ball. It's 0317 and I still haven't got it untied 🤦🏼‍♀️😩🧶 What an idiot.

New year, same basic bitch. (Although it's not beetroot, it's rose).

Happy new diary day, people!

So far I've managed to resist buying a ghostie on my York visit. Look at that for restraint!!!

The world needs to know - a sliced granny smith dipped in pistachio creme is honestly one of the best combinations I have ever eaten.

What in the highways agency is happening here?

Birthday book haul 😂😂

Please take part if you have a spare ten minutes or so. #PhDStudents #PhDCandidates #Research #UK #OnlineLearning #DistanceLearning

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I literally don't care that I'm an 'aDuLt'. It was fun.

Nope. I will never stop.

Wondering how many more times I can run round the house singing 'a tragedy with tits' before my husband commits me...

So basic it hurts.

Guuuuuys. Look. At. It! (Alright, sure, it's just a basic solid granny square, but ya gal has gone down to a 6mm hook and it's not even been blocked yet 👌🏼)

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

There is a place in the city that sells me a pint of pineapple juice. Honestly one of the best things.

I made dis. #ProtectTheDolls

Oh my frigging dog.

At this stage, beetroot has become a cornerstone of my personality.

I love her.

Irrationally proud of some wool I threaded.

When I tell you these were heavenly ...

It is going to be my mission to learn in whatever that thing called free time is...

Can we stop calling every recipe a "marry me" thing. Thanks.

I will never stop reposting "how does *thing* wear its pants".

Happy Gotcha day!! Now somebody explain where the hell nine years has gone?!

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At the football, and somebody has just, in all seriousness used the phrase "bloody hell fire" and I am CRYING.

24 hours later, and I'm still sat here in awe of the Tommy Clufetos solo last night.

A bloody delight.

Thank god, it's been all of five minutes since I last consumed beets. Was starting to withdraw.

Sorry, but I bloody love making soup.

Me IRL when they serve beetroot juice at brunch

Would fight the world to protect the other Pea. Gotta stick together.

Opened Bluesky to a (unexpected, and exciting) plug of my recent article. So I'll take another opportunity to thank some excellent people for the support they offered me through the process, and maybe entice you to read some interesting things about the academic misconduct landscape in the UK.

Why do we (in the UK at least) take newspapers off the shelves come the evening?

How's your Saturday? I got to see a REAL. LIFE. SNOW. LEOPARD. ALMOST cried. Held it together. #Growth

Some days I really really really hate Moodle. Two steps forward and 1729473303 backwards 🥲🥲

Stop taking your dogs out in this heat. I beg you, please. It's too hot. You can enrich them in other ways. They won't die from a missed walk. I know it's tough when they're restless (spoken as part husky part basset hound owner, the most stubborn of stubborn) but it isn't worth it. Please.

P.s if I die tonight, you should all know it was this thing that did it. Giving it a cute name doesn't make it less haunted.

Choo Choo of the miniest variety.

New Teams calendar is a bit horrible, isn't it?

If I make all my hair orange, will I look like a dope?

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