Come check me out on The Line this friday, october 3rd, at 6pm CST! I'll be a guest host alongside @theardenhart.bsky.social

If anybody who follows me is in or near michigan, please help out my friend!

I don't feel like typing so I'll snip a pic cause my stomach really fucking hurts atm lol

I updated @socdoneleft.bsky.social's graph on the data from the Gun Violence Archive. Save this image for when you inevitably receive the torrent of misinfo from people around you.

Look who I ran into

New form of bratting: Asking "why?" to every command. Call that the So-brat-ic method.

I wanna get back into making content for my OF. It's been like 6 months since I've done a scene. Anybody know any texas-based creators I should reach out to for collabs?

@nouvellefemme.bsky.social just said to me "sometines [partner] and I bith take viagras and whoever gets hard first gets to top. We call it a Race to the Bottom" and I think that's beautiful.

Currently having a moment of bisexual panic at the gym where I see a muscular fem presenting person and a muscular masc presenting person with basically the same outfit and pixie cut and also they're both small enough to fit into my pocket.

Only queer folks are allowed to touch my hair. In all contexts.

Today is 6/9. Nice.

Shoutout to this random 7-11 that has an all-gender, multi-stall restroom. You're helping forge the guture.

The fact both biscuits and triscuits only have one grain is irritating to me. They're just uniscuits.

I love Lady Gaga but she is kinda the Mariah Carey of Pride Month

I did it!

Just made a fool of myself on a call-in show. My call is at 55:10 www.youtube.com/live/o_GLNDM...

I thought one guy was hoarding two machines at the gym. Turns out it was twins.

Hey chat what do we call this aesthetic?

Superset demons have managed to take every single MAT. Every single one. Empty mats with people doing entirely other exercises and equipment they aren't using next to them all over the gym. Who parented these fuckin people

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If you ever go to the texas capitol and have to eat at the cafeteria there Do not get the mashed potatoes

One hot transgender girl going to the texas capitol. Two hot transgender girls going to the texas capitol. Three hot transgender girls going to the texas capitol. Foue hot transgender girls going to the texas capitol!

Every Earth day for the past *checks notes* forever has felt more existentially dreadful than the last, but the dread really stepped up this year.

I just got recognized in the wild from my tiktoks and idk what to do with this kind of massive ego boost

Call to Action! I know my following here is small but if you live in Texas and want to stand up for trans people and reproductive rights, come testify at the capitol on Friday, April 25th! See this video for more details: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jCQSmd/

Number go up! Not much progress, but still progress.

One thing I had to accept before I transitioned was that I'd rather be an ugly woman than an attractive man. So turning out to be a pretty hot woman is just icing on the cake

Sign I made for the Hands Off protest today

April the 4th be with you everyone!

I'm running for president in 2028. My platform is that I'm banning superset demons from public gyms. Vote for me. Or don't, I'm not a cop.

Gotta love the work group text that I can't mute because it's used for inportant work stuff being spammed with 8000 memes from the 2000s, bad jokes, and "laughed at:" and "liked message:" texts rendering my phone unusable

Another day, another jackass doing free weight exercises under a smith machine in a full gym

Number go up

How do people eat healthy when working full time and everything is collapsing into fascism? I need to make my diet better

These are all the folks who testified (minus 1 or 2 who left early after speaking) against the anti-trans bill SB1999 today in Texas despite them making us wait TEN HOURS. Fifteen+ of us vs only FOUR testifying in favor.

Bruh who did the texas capitol floors

Bruh how is this man balding from his hair part outward?

I'm currently waiting to testify against an anti-trans bill, SB 1999, in Texas and there's a bill before it, SB 38, to make it easier to evict squatters. Watching landlords try and paint themselves as victims of homeless people seeking shelter is equal parts funny and disgusting.

CALL TO ACTION: Anti-Trans bill SB 1999 hearing: Please come and testify against this bill! When: Monday, 3/24 @ 9am Where: Texas Capitol Building, 1100 Congress Ave, Austin Parking: 1201 Jacinto Blvd How to testify: equalitytexas.org/testify

So this is basically an admission that he's using his kid as a human shield, right?

Owie

How much money and horses do you think he had to pay in settlements to be legally allowed to say he never 'physically' hurt anyone?

This video added 3 years to my lifespan

Today is my 4 year tranniversary! Here's to 4 more years!

Qui-gon Jinn was the Bernie Sanders of the Jedi

Happy Ides of March to every eyelash that ever fell in my eye.

You know what really gets me? Most of our problems as a species are just because people are stupid assholes. So many unforced errors and so much greed and hate causing so much suffering. None of it actually has to be this way. We could just stop. But we don't.

I don't believe in the Egg Prime Directive. I wanna make a video about this later, but the short of it is: doing all the work on your own sucks actually, and we should be supporting each other.

Conservatives want to say it's "fraud" to be trans - they used the same rationale in Trump's ban on trans people traveling to the US. But fraud requires material harm. So what information do they feel entitled to that is being withheld from them, and how does not having it cause harm?