Today's episode is Dracula 3000. I have no words. Evil incarnate. open.spotify.com/episode/441z...

We start off October with a bang: GHOSTWATCH (1992) A horror legend with a major cult following, the film that tricked (traumatized) a nation into believing in ghosts. What begins as a normal Halloween special morphs into something far more horrifying open.spotify.com/episode/4gAX...

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This week, we watch LEGACY OF LIES (1992), a movie so rare that we had to upload it ourselves! Watch here- youtube.com/watch?v=jFPZePI0lIg Michael Ontkean is a "good cop" in a corrupt town, and he unravels a web of corruption, leading to his own family. open.spotify.com/episode/3WAm...

Have you ever watched a decades-old sitcom about a child and thought, "I want to see that child get a divorce!" Well, look no further than STILL THE BEAVER! He's divorced, he's fighting for custody, and his brother Wally is fucking A LOT! LISTEN NOW! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Listen as Gordon and Eliza learn just how awful a person Peter Sellers was in THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PETER SELLERS! You also see Geoffrey Rush do an impression of Peter Sellers as John Lithgow as Blake Edwards in one of many weird, meta moments. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Listen as Gordon and Eliza brave the storm of SHARKNADO 3: OH HELL NO! Some how everything you expect, yet so much worse, and on top of it all, Gordon starts reciting "Deepest Bluest (Shark's Fin)" creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

To round out Beatles Month, we take a look at perhaps the most famous Beatles parody movie released in 1978. THE RUTLES: ALL YOU NEED IS CASH! Featuring great music, tight trousers, SNL Alumni, and Dick Jaws, this episode is not one to miss! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Today - a film that bravely asks the question: What if John Lennon and Paul McCartney hung out one day? And were a little repressed gay with it? creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Roll up, roll up for our first episode of Beatles Month: MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR (1967) The Fab Four load us onto a bus, and we are treated to Paul frolicking, John serving "spaghetti", George not wanting to be involved, and Ringo having a good time. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Have you ever wanted to combine Tom Hanks, D&D, and an assortment of hats? Well, look no further than MAZES AND MONSTERS (1982) A group of friends playing a TTRPG leads to things getting a little too real as one friend starts to lose his grip on reality! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Listen to Gordon and Eliza discussing one of the most well known TV films of all time: 1997's 12 ANGRY MEN! Featuring a star-studded cast of talent old and new, it's the classic play about one man fighting for the life of a boy during jury deliberation. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

This week: Gordon and Eliza travel back to 1960 and watch as Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Lawford, and the other one all work together to get John F. Kennedy elected! And that's about it! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Hey! Did you ever want to combine TV Movies with the CBS Reality Show Big Brother? Well Eliza did! And so now we have nearly three hours of Queer Duck and Lee Harvey Oswald. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

MRS. 'ARRIS GOES TO PARIS (1992)! Angela Lansbury takes on the iconic role of lovable charmaid Ava Harris as her journey to buy a dress charms everyone around her. However, is there anything else besides charm? Does it NEED more? creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

An oafish president with unpopular policies causing a revolt by the states? How topical! Listen to Gordon and Eliza discuss Joe Dante's THE SECOND CIVIL WAR, and afterwards watch Susan Lucci's final episode of All My Children (she runs off with Tony!) creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

David Duchovny reads his dead fiancée's diary and discovers she's been having a very steamy affair with a construction worker/shoe salesman named Tom (short for Thomas K. Butler III). He decides to have a shirtless basketball match about it. LISTEN NOW! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

You ever hear about this play thing called Abigail's Party? Anybody mind if Eliza, Gordon, and Will Steele talk about it? I think we'd all like it if we recorded a podcast about it. C'mon then, take a listen, why don't you! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

In our second guest episode of June, Eoin has given us our first DCOM: THE CHEETAH GIRLS 2! Galleria, Chanel, Aqua, and Dorinda travel to BARCELONA for a music competition, but might end up losing everything when hot guys and evil moms get in the mix! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

In this episode on DOCTOR WHO: THE MOVIE (1996) Our guest, Karl, tries to explain how this relates to the rest of the show, Gordon excitedly points out everything dumb, bizarre, or funny, and Eliza desperately tries to explain why she loves it so much. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

THE MILLION GAME (1970) One of the most biting satires of reality TV that was made before reality TV existed, and one of the greatest films in the death game genre that no one was allowed to see as the genre grew in popularity. An underseen gem! SEE IT! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

This week, the title alone is all we need to sell this episode, because that's as much as you can fit in a tweet: THE POSITIVELY TRUE ADVENTURES OF THE ALLEGED TEXAS CHEERLEADER-MURDERING MOM! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Gordon and Eliza blacked out last night and woke up to find aging divas, Conan O'Brien, overturned Chers, and perhaps the most simultaneously irritating and hilarious gay anthropomorphic bird since Woody Woodpecker: It's QUEER DUCK: THE MOVIE! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Everyone say "Happy Birthday, Eliza!" as we discuss EVENING PRIMROSE! This musical features songs by Stephen Sondheim, sung by the great Anthony Perkins and Charmian Carr, about a group of people living in a New York Department Store! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

As we end our Brian Dennehy series, listen to us finally watch him in a leading role in IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, based on the true story behind the murder of a small town's local menace. And stay tuned to the end to hear Eliza's picks for May! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

ANTS! From this dip into the B-Movie Barrell, we find a film that supposes... what if ants... had a vengeance? And with that, we throw ourselves into a world of ant storms, Brian DENAMITE, and a Special Appearance by Myrna Loy as Ethel. Listen Now! creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

RUBY & OSWALD (1978)! Listen to us react to this very by the numbers TV movie about the JFK Assassination but, more importantly, listen to Eliza lose her mind at a poorly transcribed review Gordon found. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/... (review here) www.nytimes.com/1978/02/08/a...

NETFORCE! In the far distant future of 2005, NetForce is a division of the FBI dedicated to stopping Internet Crime. But when the head of NetForce (Kris Kristofferson) is killed, it's up to Scott Bakula to figure out what the hell happens in this movie. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

In the first day of our Brian Dennehy Month, Gordon and Eliza watch The Ultimate Legacy, the third film in a trilogy, about a young man trying to earn his inheritance through a series of challenges (or "gifts") left by his grandmother. It gets worse. creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

WHEN A STRANGER CALLS BACK (1993): Carol Kane and Charles Durning reprise their roles from the original film as they hunt a new stranger (who did not call anyone) that kidnapped two children five years prior. Only one of us has seen the first one! LISTEN: creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...

DARK NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW! We watch in horror as Charles Durning besmirches the good name of the United States Postal Service, as he and his vigilante friends murder an innocent man. The law sets them free, but there is other justice besides the law... creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...

TURN ON YOUR TELEVISIONS! IT'S THE "TELEVISED" TENTH EPISODE SPECTACULAR! Gordon and Eliza celebrate by watching The Late Shift (1996), about the Late Night War between Jay Leno (Daniel Roebuck) and David Letterman (John Michael Higgins). LISTEN NOW! creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...

THIS WEEK: LIZ & DICK (2012) Lindsay Lohan at her most scandalous stars in this Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. Its reputation precedes it, but perhaps Gordon and Eliza (Liza & Gordy?) will find something to appreciate. creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...

This week: Martin Landau discovers his hometown of Charles, Vermont has disappeared. Was it torn down and buried away? Or did it never exist at all? This is Eliza's favorite movie we've covered thus far. Listen to us discuss WELCOME HOME, JOHNNY BRISTOL creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...

This week, Gordon and Eliza find themselves in 1970s Australia, at a turning point of the LGBT Rights Movement. As queer people fear persecution, Lance Gowland (Damon Herriman) must find a way to get people to organize and force the world to listen. creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...

A very tall David Morse and a very odd Christopher Plummer unite for PROTOTYPE! A scientist must take his robot on the run to prevent him from becoming a government weapon. This is Gordon's favorite movie we've watched so far! LISTEN NOW! creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...

Today: Gordon and Eliza dive into the world of country music (and encounter our first "The ___ Story" film) with "Big Dreams and Broken Hearts: The Dottie West Story!" We sing praises for Michele Lee as Dottie, but what else is there to sing about? creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...

What happens when 10 strangers wake up on a plane where everyone else has disappeared? And what do they do when they find out the world below is unlike anything they've ever known? Find out with THE LANGOLIERS (1995), our first Stephen King Miniseries! creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...

Listen to us discuss Babes in Toyland (1986) for our... Christmas episode? Keanu Reeves sings about Cincinnati, Drew Barrymore crashes into a tree on a sled, we go into a world filled with Nursery Rhyme characters, AND THAT'S JUST THE FIRST TEN MINUTES! creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...

Listen to us discuss the second TV film ever: The Hanged Man (1964)! Based on Ride the Pink Horse, Robert Culp investigates the murder of his friend. Also, Stan Getz and Astrud Gilberto perform The Girl From Ipanema! creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...

Listen to our pilot episode about Gia (1998)! We extoll our praises upon Angelina Jolie, as we talk about her role as fashion model Gia Carangi, and we express confusion towards the roles of Faye Dunaway and Mercedes Ruehl. creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...

NEW PODCAST! Gordon and @dunkaccino.bsky.social are hosting a new podcast all about TV Movies! Releasing Every Tuesday! Listen to hear more! creators.spotify.com/pod/show/tel...