ah yes! professional cable-chewer #hazbinhotel #vox #oc

"oh hey i still exist"

Thanks to the "Painters Boss Paradise" DLC for #CastleCrashers on #Steam, You can now play as members of the RetroPlanet crew. Seven are playable now: Komo, Saurus, Funny, Rikkaku, Scourge, Spiffy and Jace. But more will be added soon! Happy Crashing! 🏰⚔️ Link: steamcommunity.com/id/roadrunne...

The look of dread. Oh no. They'll put her in a cone! "...Does a doctor wanna get bit? Hospitals gimme the willies. Also, I'm pretty sure they can't treat someone of my unique...ness."

"Anyway, I'm in agonizing pain. Mama needs morphine, ya got that?"

"Yeah, I'm still alive. UNFORTUNATELY. Turns out, sitting in the engine of a car only brings PAIN AND AGONY. Go figure."

Live on @roadrunnermoose.bsky.social's Twitch stream! twitch.tv/rikkaku_the_...

STEALS ONE LIKE A FRENCH FRY AND MAKES A RUN FOR IT

// idk i wanna have more personal threads but i feel like i'm just a cringe oc impeding on everyone's fun time

"ye. i can do that thing wheres i toss snacks at ya and ya snatch 'em outta the air. s'pretty cool."

#DKRP | #DONKEYKONGRP | #MARIORP | #SSBRP | #NINTENDORP | #BSKYRP | #SFWRP | #MVRP

"Vendin' machines for the krew. I gots priorities."

"y'pass out in a trash can for two days and ya miss the second apocalypse"

Riiiiises from a trash can. "I... 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙀𝙉𝙀𝘿!?"

(❤️ & ♻️) 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲. 𝐃𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬. #SONICRP | #STHRP | #SEGARP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP | #SFWRP

Scourge eyes her in concern. "...Hold still." Gripping one of the needles between her teeth, she carefully plucks it out, spitting it to the side. "I know. Doesn't feel good. It's the best I can do right now, girl."

She remains silent for a moment. Her ears twitch, as if her single braincell is contemplating her next move very carefully. And then, the horrid little fuzzball shuffles closer, and 𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 next to her. She... actually feels bad. "...Hey. I'm sorry I threw a cactus at ya. You really don't seem-

// actually why not

"Oh, that's g- wait, are you ACTUALLY fine or do I need to start running?"

She lets out a delighted lil squeak, accepting the gift! "Aww, Tae-Ja! Y'didn't have to..." She looks down at the drawing, her little tail waving back and forth happily. "Y'really got my good side! And that FAST! I mostly just draw stick figures with guns on sticky notes, and then make 'em move."

She walks over, looking... actually genuinely concerned. "Uhh... kid? Did I go to hard?" Oh, you naive little furry-

"...Owww, my fingies..." And NOW she's sitting there, ripping spines out with her teeth, licking her wounds, and utterly distracted. She glances up. "...Wait did I throw that too hard-"

"WHAT!? 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝙁 𝘼 𝙄 𝙍 !!!" SO SHE JUST RIPS A CACTUS OUT OF THE GROUND AND CHUCKS IT AT TOPH!? Someone didn't go to therapy last week.

"...Y'know what? I respect that a lot. A TON, actually. But, my low moral standards with lack of anger management are MAKING ME DO THIS ANYWAY!" She pelts a rock. At the Earthbender. Smart move, Scourge. Very smart.

"Y'know how you go through life takin' everyone's shit sometimes, and ya don't really bother when somethin' 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 is goin' on, because ya don't wanna get all in anyone's way?" "Point is, Friday was my birthday. Just another year closer to the big dirt nap, I guess. Not like I really said anythin'."

NARROWLY MANAGES TO DUCK "AYE! Ain't anyone ever teach ya not to throw things!?"

"THERE'S A LOT MORE FORDS WHERE THAT CAME FROM, BAYBEE"

Scourge lets out a yelp, grabbing him as he stumbles. She holds him up under his arms, staring down at him. "Aw maggots, Jujube! I didn't just knock out ya last braincell, did I?!" Nonetheless, ears are perked, and tail's a-goin'. Even when he's concussed, this lemur knows how to sweet-talk her.

She tilts her head as he stops fanning her, ears perked. "...𝙃𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙝, you say?" She rolls over and stretches like a cat, before standing and following him. "Actually... uh, yeah. Maybe I 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 use some a' that."

"...Y'know, I don't think any of 'em know HOW to dance. I don't even think they know how to have 𝙁𝙐𝙉. You might be onto somethin' good here..."

"What's the matter, you don't wanna be 𝗲 𝘅 𝘁 𝗿 𝗮 𝘾 𝙍 𝙄 𝙎 𝙋 𝙔 ?!" Y'know what. Maybe she deserves to be hit by more flying metal.

"You people never let me have any fun."

// scourge has mutant anatomy, so she isn't really as phased by most common injuries. she IS a little drama queen, however but she can be bonked, squashed, squeezed, even thrown and smacked, and she'll generally be fine. this being said, she is not completely immune to injury by ANY means

𝙋𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙁𝙐𝙇 𝙉𝙊𝙄𝙎𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏!!! "Aww, c'mon! It's real heavy, alright?! Blame 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘺, not 𝘮𝘦!" A piece of the ceiling bonks her right on the head. "Ow... and I can't fix that! I can make it worse, though..."

blinkblink "...Woah. That's 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗹." You don't say?! "...Should I blow up another one?"

"Somebody wasn't car-ful enough." A muffler SMACKS her in the back of the head. "WHO THREW THAT?" It's explosion debris, you moron.

"...!!" She makes biiiiig grabby hands, and then... well, this thing's bigger than she is, so the weight of it immediately makes her fall over. A loud 𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂 is heard, and suddenly, she has accidentally improvised him a new 𝘴𝘬𝘺𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 via cannonball sailing through the roof. "...Woah. I almost died."

"AY! ROCK KID JOINS THE PART-" She's immediately smacked by another flying piece of metal. Gee, it's like someone blew up a car or something. Don't worry, she's fine. Unfortunately. Mutant anatomy's crazy, innit?

"SOMEBODY PUT DYNAMITE IN A TAILPIPE!" It's her. She's somebody.

"When all this is said n' done, I'm convincin' Tae-Ja to go out for a girls' night. Just us, a couple a' baseball bats, and a rich neighborhood full a' mailboxes."

💥𝙇𝙊𝙐𝘿 𝙀𝙓𝙋𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙀𝙉𝙎💥 "I DIDN'T DO IT!"

"Ehh, you can supervise me, how's that? We don't even gotta tell nobody, so nobody'll come bug ya. I know you really hate it when people do that." As if she didn't sneak in here when he wasn't supposed to be bothered. To be fair, he didn't seem as annoyed by her presence as usual.

"Uhh... went to make His Chonkiness a feel-better smoothie. Buuuut I spilled my weed grinder in it. How much is enough to get a crocodile the size of a sedan stoned, and how badly am I gonna get maimed for this later?"

"Ya gotta have a LITTLE bit a faith in me. Besides, maybe's us shootin' somethin'll be the pick-me-up ya need, big guy."

"...What about just a gun? Can I play with your blunderbuss?"

"...You can't give me just a LITTLE bit of power? Maybe just access to a doomsday device, just for fun?"

"Y'know, I WOULD be offended ya didn't put ME in charge, buuuuut I think we can all agree I'm cuckoo for Coco Puffs and probably woulda dismantled the whole kingdom in fifteen minutes over a corndog. Can she give people raises?"

"Homestuck in 2025 was NOT on my bingo card. And if this is the way you found out, I'm not sorry."

"Pretty sure I ate somethin' a lil TOO radioactive... ain't been feelin' too hot these past couple days."