speedrunning new year paste in november

this is why americans will be ruled by fascists for the next century. our lives are historically way too comfortable and asking anyone to sacrifice some of that comfort for the benefit of other people is seen as grievously offensive

for whatever reason "acab" is conventional wisdom but "fuck the troops" is a step too far for some people

deliberating whether i want to do one more in the week i have left but here are all my four job fiesta runs this year. when chemist is the job that showed up the most suffice to say my rolls were pretty lucky overall

its kind of weird that rick and morty is still going. not cause they fired justin, though that is unusual, but because they seemed to use up all their big ideas really early on

when you're reading To Kill A Mockingbot out loud in class and your page says "cl*nker" on it

A lot of people who claimed they would have hidden Rodney Copperbottom in their attic are now calling chatgpt a "clanker"

trump isnt going to die of natural causes before the end of his term. hes only 79, if you're a world leader that's nothing. the last US president to die before reaching 90 was nixon.

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its honestly a little funny that the best evidence the press has in favor of Zohran the Anti-Semite is 'seemed to equivocate when asked about the word intifada'. pretty good sign when they cant seem to track down a sketchier sounding out of context quote than that

what's the most well known song to use a TB-303? My instinct says that it's "Da Funk" but after thinking about it there's a very small but not zero chance it's actually the sword and shield gym leader theme

i cant follow any political accounts on here bc they all keep using words like 'yimby' or 'deliverism' or 'glonzo'

i just found out about "witch finding her cat in the alps", when i first read those words i thought 3 of them were euphemisms

vance isnt following anyone on blue sky i guess cause race science hasnt popped off yet

im actually starting to believe that donald trump was never taught what laws there are

four job fiesta thread so i have links to screenshots that arent discord links

it bothers me that sam cooke said 'dont know much about geography' instead of 'geometry' 1) it's a perfect rhyme with 'trigonometry' 2) the entire rest of the second verse is math themed ('but i do know one and one is two')

from the used game store this week: 2 timeless classics for the PS2 and some shovelware for the gamecube

if you dont tip your landlord you're a treatler

HT me baby one more time

i used to (still do) hate this image but then i saw stephen king's weird joke on threads and now i can kind of see where it has some usefulness

Dear Congress—I know you’re afraid. But here’s the thing: if you remove him from office, he loses the power to hurt you. You can do that right now. And get a new president who will replace the incompetent cabinet stooges who would seek revenge against you. Waiting won’t make it easier.

romphim

the idea that voting for harris would have made you complicit in genocide but not voting for harris would not have made you complicit in any of trump's genocides is super cope. you cant have it both ways. also if i were not coping about something i wouldnt be talking about it over and over and over

i didnt realize hard normal daddy and monster movie were palette brethren until i started using them both as avis on different platforms

TIL, unless there's context im missing, that the second incorrect option in the opera scene was originally 'i want to die'

i - bVII - bIII - IV - bVI - bVII - i octopath chord progression

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i keep seeing memes like 'elon musk's ketamine dealer has the opportunity to save us all' but idk. if he died from contaminated narcotics itd be basically open season on immigrants. sounds like a bad outcome

jooped em

lms if it sounds like theyre saying hawwwwwk tuah at 1:11 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac8k...

Frank Zappa if he was woke

the llamas with hats videos took a sharp left turn after i stopped watching them

WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade in the form of "coffee."

i paused my game to be here

shittin my ass off moron style

Toilet skibidi

Fuck Hitler

elon musk is, as the brits would say, a "paedophile"

say elon i hear you like em young

blueskibidi