You're at Garfunkel. I need you at Simon.

I just released my "Brief Guide to Writing Short Fiction." It's a solid guide to writing short stories and more; and has a special focus on Sword and Sorcery stories. It costs $10, which, as a set of instructions to write stories you can sell, is rather inexpensive. Like and share. That helps!

It’s time to return to real values—wisdom, empathy, integrity. Redefine success as contribution, not accumulation. Respect those who uplift, not exploit. A better world begins with what we choose to honor. #Values #RedefineSuccess #Limitarianism #OpEndOligarchy #Anonymous

Because this is totally normal and acceptable, and nothing bad can come of this.

Happy Halloween, all you ghouls and psychos! 👻🎃

Ron Burgundy moment tonight. I was driving to pick up Ms. 14 from color guard practice and ended up behind a car with disabled veteran plates. Not that uncommon here in FL, but this one had a United States Space Force frame around the plate. How? Was the alien probe too big?? Carpal tunnel?

Alright, @gpatrick.bsky.social, this has no right being as funky as it is, but it works, and I'm impressed. youtu.be/TVAkkTrZbKU?...

You don’t only live once you only die once. You live every second of the goddamn day. There’s no dress rehearsal. Life is happening now. Drink water, move your body, and do what scares you.

Catwoman #85, variant cover (Work in progress.) Spent the last 4 hours listening to an audio book and inking the drapery on this large piece. I have to finish TWO covers before I fly out in this Thursday to Cincinnati Comic Expo. 3 major shows in 3 weeks. No sleep again this week.

You won't read a better summation of the Hesgeth/Trump show than this one... (From my subscription for you) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

My cats were being extra photogenic today. Naturally, who was I to deny them?

My contribution to #Caturday Got them both enjoying some time in the sun. #nofilter #hashtag

Let's go! Time to get the blood flowing! @gpatrick.bsky.social youtu.be/ZhF3mVihUJk?...

Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them. They want us all eradicated.

Bearing down the highway, fast.

FWIW, my last word on the Charlie Kirk thing, and then I'm moving on to lighter things. Conservatives will make a big deal out of this for about a week and then move on to feeding their base their next serving of red meat to fuel their anger, because none of them actually care about Kirk. (1/)

Repost with a character who would make an excellent shitposter.

Found something ahead of the holidays. What say you, @iamdad.bsky.social?

I have mixed emotions about this hot sauce. #IYKYK

Increase a band: Seventeen Mary Three

Missed my #Caturday photo yesterday, but Sisu was very photogenic after jumping into my shorts drawer.

Check out those beans! Toe beans, toe beans, toe beeeee-ans!

Drop some monsters.

Kinda annoying how being blown off doesn’t feel as good as it sounds.

My business currently has 2, we'll call them members to be nice, who signed membership contracts with us. The contracts state how much they are supposed to pay every month, regardless of whether or not they show up use the facilities. These 2 women have now disputed the last 2 months of charges, (1)

This is not an accident. This is by design. You think it won’t happen to you. You think you won’t end up there. That is not an accident. That is by design. via @resistofficial.bsky.social

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.

At what age did you realize you had a preferred bread for toast? I was thinking about it today and came to the conclusion that sourdough is my go to for toast, followed by pumpernickel for some reason. I know, random thoughts on a Saturday morning, but here we are.

Post a song from the year you turned 12. youtu.be/uq-gYOrU8bA?...

Ruin a book's title by replacing one word with butthole: Around the Butthole in 80 Days

This is who runs this account:

Hahahahaha Much Army. Such moon.

39 and up Bluesky - drop a pic with your age

Not sure what I did, but somehow I hurt this guy's feelers, and he blocked me. I've never interacted with him before. Oh well. Sorry about his thin skin. www.neilrenic.com

ADD a letter and ruin a movie Star Trek II: The Wraith of Khan

PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>

Rollin' up to work, and this comes on. Talk about getting hyped up for the afternoon! youtu.be/bDkqz5C62SM?...

What's the word on "Whiskey Leaks"? He seems to still be running around doing whatever he wants with no consequences. Why is he still at DoD? At best, he should have been a Platoon Leader. At worst, barely a Company Commander.

YES YES YES‼️ CALL OUT THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND THE GOP‼️ Make it impossible for them to distance themselves from him

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll.

Got some fancy new hats from our conference last night.

Walking around Vancouver this morning after making the obligatory Timmy's stop and ran across some low-end cars. *Also, did not see @vancityreynolds.bsky.social out and "aboot."

Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Wedding Rashers

Hegseth is probably the kind of officer who was told, "If you act like a dick, it'll make yours look bigger," and believed it.

That canceled TV show that you'll never stop thinking about.

My riot? Quiet.

Starting a business is tough. You put everything & everyone else first to make sure things get done & people get paid. Finished this month with less than $4 in my bank account. At some point, my wife & I will be able to pay ourselves, but not yet. My retirement is stretched to the max right now. Ugh