What do vampires do when the sun burns out? Is a beautiful eternal winter situation to be celebrated, or an untold horror because there's nothing more to feed on?

This is a weird ask, but is there a 2000s version of Freaks and Geeks? No, not "here's a list of Judd Apatow creations." I mean, literally, as if the exact setting and premise was transposed into the early (or mid] 2000s. While I'm asking for that unicorn, with "Lindsey" character as a guy?

Munster! (Lol side by side)

Nothing's dad rock if you're hot and childfree.

I did a thing! I'm adulting! Jesus fucking christ, I hated that lol so random type shit 20 years ago when it was everywhere in my face, and I was literally the target audience.

I can't tell if I'm being dumb fanboy or just losing it mentally. My best friend had to talk me down from spending over a grand to see the Used...multiple states away

NSFW a band Nine Inch Cocks

A more elaborate nuanced take: Tom: I'm a rich kid who was handed everything, and I have no personality to speak of aside from "Daria's boyfriend" Trent: my obvious depression is constantly dismissed as being a lazy bum. Also who tf needs music?

Why is being chill something to be celebrated? Really, you want to be around someone who will never get you and that you feel EVERYTHING all the time? I'm sorry, but no, hard pass on this default calm (neurotypical, but not in the way most people talk about) shit

Spoiler: Tom still sucks

Got new glasses today 🥹👉👈

Fuck it. Google AND reddit are unhelpful in every way. Is there a male version of Cherrykitten? I like the edgy fun shit on the shirts (i have one that says "I ❤️ emo boys" lol).

I'm done with fucking everything. Someone just tell me I'm not too broken and fucked up for other people. I've been trying to cope with art and writing. But that's not enough, that's shit

1985 baby, as old as

Girl, shut the fuck up.

According to Google, this specific post of all fucking things is what I'm known for

Posted before...but me at 21 🥹

I'm legitimately wondering if I need to do that thing I despise...lock my account down so only some people can reply

Just fucking block me if you think I'm problematic or whatever

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally? Not a picture, but... I had a weird unexpected Amazon package show up to my house to what I thought was a fake place impersonating my address, assumed it was a fucking bomb... It was a children's camp with the town wrong.

Sincerely, fuck off. You do not know me. Don't presume to know me (exceptions know who they are). If I haven't posted in a long fucking time and come back, think for a minute why.

When things are shit, at least I can I feel good on the outside

Fuck if i know, you think I'm hot and somehow didn't scare you away with the entire body of work that is my post history

Forget cold weather being pumpkin spice and everything nice (fr tho PSLs get too much hate, they're fine)... I can wear skinny jeans again!!!! 😍😍😍

When they say, "colder than a witch's tit"...who's the witch in question?

My 2-year Bluesky anniversary was July 23. I missed it 🥺

Omfg. Mr. BIRDS. Welp guess we know what Mr. Burns fursona is (vulture specifically).

If i had luxury car money, I've get tf out of here and move to the city so I'd never have to drive ever again.

Look how much time was lost...

Forget Hogwarts houses. Which Degrassi character are you (yes i watched the entirety while I was in phallo recovery)

Literally, the fact that (most) male birds are so vibrant and cool looking super upset me as a kid. Seeing peahens and such be all drab seemed so WRONG. Like wtf, what did they ever do to deserve that? At least Quaker parrots get full equality. The bonobos of the bird world (don't correct me lol)

But how else will I know how much hotter I am compared to my classmates 20 years ago? ...okay 21 years ago. I've literally never been to a high school reunion, but damn if this reason ALONE (and essentially showing up as a mysterious stranger) isn't tempting...

FYI, when gen z or whatever says "millennials aren't funny"... These fuckers are the reason why.

Me getting all excited about the complete masterpiece of a sneaker I designed... ...it's taking 3-5 weeks 😵‍💫😵😵‍💫

Hell, even "weigh" looks WRONG. It looks like an onomatopaeic word for "puking, but uwu-ly"

Everyone else being extra professional like normal people do... Me during morning teams meeting, accidentally putting on the fucking camera while SHIRTLESS instead of sharing my screen 😳🤦‍♂️

Imagine him as a full grown man dinosaur, still Baby Sinclair

The truth no one wants to tell you: The REAL reason Dinosaurs was canceled was to prevent the baby from being an adult Dinosaur with the name "Baby Sinclair."

The ONLY way I've been able to get even a sliver of cleaning done was the look of immense soul deep disappointment from that i would let the sink's mournful parasaurolophus eyes get dirty. How could I do this to her? Everything bad in my life is happening because I let her down.

No not apologizing for this take. Don't question the logic either. You're turned by sexy vampire daddy or mommy, stay sexy forever, the end.

If/when the post-scarcity Venus Project Star Trek style society happens, would staying up 24, 48, 72 or whatever hours be more widely accepted now that you're not bound by the confines of a work schedule?

I love this so much ...I don't know about that super positive mindset one though

And don't even get me the started on "lives in your head rent free" Get the FUCK out of here with that zero effort phrase

Was anyone else absolutely CONVINCED as a kid that if you peed in the pool, the pool itself would turn red and a big loud red alarm would go off? 🚨🚨🚨

Idk transitioning from an Abra that only teleports to a Kadabra, then an Alakazam capable of literal magic* seems pretty fitting to me *Yes this is obviously what psychic type Pokémon are, you cannot convince me otherwise And no it's not a coincidence that I super identified with Abra

The TSA

Transition in 12 words or fewer: I became the hot guy I always dreamed of.

"Life really is like a fairy tale to you" ...yes, the kind written by Hans Christian Andersen.

Mods are asleep, post rare datas

Job??? Can't i just sit around and be hot? Let's fast-forward to post-scarcity and real vampirism so I can do it FOREVER 😍🔥