HorseHerzog
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If Werner Herzog Was a Horse.
Fecal matter is life. I will not be dissuaded. Wake up.
about 6 hours ago
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Wilbur? Do not say that name to my face. Get the hell out.
5 days ago
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Stomachs. Chunky stomachs. That is sexual arousal.
10 days ago
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I only did the Star Wars for monetary gain.
27 days ago
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I surmised that the area directly around & within the president's ball room smells bad. Take it from me.
about 1 month ago
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Cow pies are the lie. What could be, is only the opposite. Why do they lie to us like this?
about 1 month ago
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If the fog drifts past my hooves, I then know that the dread of the day has become perpetual.
about 2 months ago
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Turnips. Do not deny their fortitude. You, who is only concerned with your taste buds.
about 2 months ago
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As an erudite barnyard animal, I may be biased, but this is television at it's greatest.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-lU...
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Twin Peaks Leland Palmers "Mairzy Doats" with Horne brothers
YouTube video by smica_lica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-lUIao3cJ4
about 2 months ago
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Crustaceans. That is it. That is the declarative statement.
about 2 months ago
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Jesus would have wanted us all to be covered in mud. To be accepting of the filth and fury.
about 2 months ago
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Sometimes it's nein. Sometimes it's neigh.
about 2 months ago
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Before feed, after feed. During the feed. These thoughts must be pried from my duplicitous nature.
2 months ago
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The weather is a succubus, rendering me adrift as I lean against the pig pen.
2 months ago
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A dire farm is one that will persist. It's dread nourishes the cycle.
3 months ago
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Old MacDonald, an utter bastard.
3 months ago
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I have viewed you from across the water trough & that is where the light best suits you.
3 months ago
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Disgusting to see what humans recreationally do with my shoes. Disgusting, I say.
3 months ago
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Excrement isn't so bad. It could be worse. It could be invisible.
3 months ago
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I am daunted by the unknowns behind the eyes of the chickens.
3 months ago
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Hello, blue sky. There are wonders I hope to show.
3 months ago
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Oats. All I see are oats. Between the blades of grass. Smothered in the dirt. Everywhere, there are oats.
3 months ago
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you reached the end!!
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