One of you bring me a clean cloth and some cotton balls.

Eye is twitching. It's pissing me off.

Today is trying my patience early.

This may come as a surprise. But i used to play a lot of Minecraft

I'm realizing now, I've forgotten to eat.

Hmm. I've worn a hole in the elbow of my uniform.

So many tiny beads to count.

A mortal body is such a weakness. I loathe that i must stop to sleep.

I wonder which of you I could have at my beck and call.

If i didn't have to eat, I wouldn't leave the archives

Why does the hall smell like dead bird?

I did not give the dirt ghoul my video footage, of the bishop or otherwise.

Attention The archives is in search of human flesh. Must be fresh and willing. You will not get it back. -Archivist Lilliam.

I would eat human flesh. If offered.

It is cold enough in the archives that I can't feel my hands.

Ugh.

Washed my teeth collection today.

I saw a spider. Unacceptable.

Why are so many of these records outdated?

Caffeine.

Quit putting tape on things or i will kill you myself.

An extra set of hands would be useful right about now.

I got. A sunburn.

//before I go to bed, uh, Lilliam was using her demon pact with her wife to cheat at the corn maze send tweet.

It looks just like her.

Branwyn is feeling. "Peckish" today. Beware.

I'll be hiding in the corner maze

No one tell the egg that I would let her 'bedazzle' my things if she asked.

I want a coffee.

I would be my number one suspect for stealing lunches. But it isn't me, I don't want your food.

I'm going to steal someone's things and I won't be sorry about it.

//Just want to put this out there: I am never annoyed at an interaction, I LOVE getting random DMs (for plotting, to say hi, to share something about your character or something that's funny), and I actively WANT to be friends with my moots. <3

// tiny rant: why is interacting with people so hard? This is like. My favorite hobby, but it also gives me the most anxiety out of literally anything. I just want "haha fun tragic plot" times, not "I'm worried about pissing everyone off by just existing" times...

I've been asking too many questions lately. I want to go back to just, knowing, things

Fun fact. Rat prisms get hungry, but they cannot eat.

I do NOT have a foot fetish. Only a collection of pictures I admire...

I think I need medical attention. I can't stop thinking about the egg demons paw padded feet.

So. Full. But I want dessert...

Who? I will reward you for snitching.

HEY! GET OUT! Don't make me tap the sign!!

If you have archival requests or questions, I regret to inform you there is now a form. ministryarchives.straw.page

Heh.

True to her words, she made her way to the common room with haste, gloves and acid free baggies in tow. Now all she had to do was wait.

//A reminder that Lilliam is a demon possessed, awful, greasy, and mean woman. That being said, please tell me if I ever go to far, this is for funsies not to make people feel bad.

This is why I don't work with ghouls.

Please get back to work.

//one of these days I'm going to give one of my blorbos crippling anxiety. For the realism

//RSD has it out for me tonight, I think it's time to turn in

Cataloging new objects this evening, some very nice accessories have come my way

How many objects do you touch before breakfast each day? The number may surprise you.