Somehow, this character's message has become absurdly relevant to the real world

the thing that has struck me about this is how many lapsed Catholics are taking this very seriously. I think for a lot of formerly religious folks there’s still a spark of faith deep down, the actions of organized religion have just done their best to kill it

If CM Punk weren't already using "Cult Of Personality" as his entrance music, Curt Cignetti could absolutely use it as his.

how your email finds me

He's right, you know. At the very least, this should have been played at Aviva

The correct follow up would be "Senator, have you been to an actual war zone?"

Bless you, this is really good, and please stay safe out there

Elite splash photo choice, imo

Talk to your children about awesome Indiana Football

Interrupting this stupid real world to say LET'S GOOOO FEVER!

Lotta people in power crossing a lot of uncrossable lines lately. It's not sustainable, and I hope it doesn't lead where I think it will lead

Trying to put my finger on why the "four years" number feels significant

24 years ago was really really actually Bad. 24 hours ago cannot be allowed to drive things today.

Yeah....maybe shoulda just gone with a 9/11 tribute, bud.

God, what a stupid day, and I know some dumb people are gonna say some dumb stuff tomorrow

Frankly, that it starts out with a Ravens, Cowboys, and Commies fan sitting at one table is bad enough. Somehow, it only gets worse!

Yep...dang climate change really got me, didn't it, and not any lack of self-control on my part

Battle of Yavin is starting. About to become intolerable

Patiently waiting for my family to call me out on humming along with the entire soundtrack to Star Wars: A New Hope

Trying not to get lost in the bleakness, but it's not easy when this is the front page of the news app...

Oh, I didn't know this was on the bingo card tonight. Delightful!

It is both September 1 and a holiday. I am unstoppable (except by the inertia granted to my backside by the comfy chair)

Harsh, but fair

Put a court in the baseball stadium, I bet they'd do numbers

Ah, explains how they have the budget to put literally everything on some sort of virtual coupon.

Now look here.....okay, the tourists really do love talking about St Elmo. There are at least like...three other restaurants, though!

Considering figuring out cloning tech in order to chain myself to the front doors of multiple Smithsonian museums

They can get to 12 (perhaps even 13) this year. I believe

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you attended: (From oldest to newest) Audioslave The Roots Rush Rush *(Long break)* Taylor Swift

Become ungovernable

In 109 runnings, no driver surnamed "Smith" has ever participated in the Indianapolis 500

Most relatable flight deck crew member

The Fever are clearly breaking through, as I just got existential dread from seeing a "IND @ CON starting soon" notification on my phone

He IS, however, 2019 World Champions years old

Hey, I was under the impression that I did not have to care about the Nats today

Generally makes me, a Jeep unenthusiast, happy to see

Built two ikea shelves. Please clap.

Nothing like watching preseason NFL on a hot, sunny Saturday

I'm about to spend a full week not putting miles on my car because I'll have a work truck, ya love to see it

Don't tell my kid I said this, but the "KPop Demon Hunters" soundtrack really does slap

"PLZ THX" Good morning, millennial pilots

Happy to see DC doin' its thing. They will be the first to talk about the warts in that city, but they also stand ready at the drop of a hat to defend their own. Also, setting up your "papers, please" checkpoint at 14th and V, apparently? Please continue being that obvious

Soundarboretum

Neapolitan Ice

Men II Older Men

They'll just inch and inch further into it until something instigates an establishment of martial law. Just classic fashy stuff

This Culvers radio ad where the guy says "our food comes from the heart"... I'm choosing to take that literally, and it's very believable, tbh

Probably shouldn't have applied for a job in DC