I’ve become a night owl and I must say, I love it.

Like whatever PR was done to bring the 00’s girlies back, that, but for ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.

I need gen-Z to bring back manners.

Listen, I love a Christmas bargain as much as the next shopper, but how?????

Star Wars-inspired: in a galaxy far far away. 🖌️✨ #DigitalArt 🖼️ #art #digitalpainting #StarWarsInspired #Jedi #scifiart #conceptart #galaxyfarfaraway #artwork #creativity #artistsonbluesky #artoftheday

Work in progress – capturing the intensity in the eyes. Slowly building form and shadows. Still exploring the layers! 🖌️ #WIP #DigitalPainting 🖼️ Hashtags: #art #digitalart #WIP #paintingprocess #artistsonbluesky #artwork #procreate #artistcommunity #artoftheday #creativeminds

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#londonsky These cannot be the same Covid tests that people were selling for a premium on eBay, for less than the price of tube fare in Zone 1 🤔

Please sign my petition to make it illegal for advertisers to try to relate to us.

All I want is to live in Fallingwater, is that so much to ask?

My cat swears he’s the #darkknight #savannah

Hard to tell if things are *actually* getting worse because I just explained Guantanamo Bay to my 14 year old niece and she was like “That’s wiiiiiild”.

Crazy that as you grow up, your parents grow down… fr my mum is 19 again, shopping recklessly and travelling like she’s on her gap year.

My mum just dropped off my dance mat and karaoke mic. Lady, wtf am I gonna do with this???

It’s brutal when your parents decide to clear out their house and present you with all the stuff you left behind. I was hoping it was kept for sentimental value. Turns out they don’t want that junk either.

Me finishing my first leg day in MONTHS.

Dreamy 😍

Unpacking my bags and my feelings to Summer Walker.

It’s so nice when men have genuine bffs. Like I don’t even know how you operate without one, my bff is legit one of the loves of my life.

I want to collectively pull for what we *want*, not just what we *don’t* want. I’m dreaming of a utopia, maybe if we all dream hard enough we can make it a reality✨

I’ve dreamt of an aeroplane where there are no classes. No more painfully cramped seats, instead the whole plane is more spacious, travel is less stressful and everyone has a nice time. Right now, Blue Sky is that plane.

I had ice cream for dinner and this feels like the right place to share that :)

Being a skilled suitcase packer really doesn’t get the respect it deserves. You can’t just throw shit in a bag an hour before you leave, have you any idea what kind of chaos awaits???!!!!

Got high and made the most incredible baby back ribs - my first time ever!!!! - and I really don’t mean to be hyperbolic but this is one of my top 3 nights ever in my whole life.

Driving is cool, but have you ever been a passenger?

“Ain’t it fun” by Paramore randomly inserted into my hip hop/rnb playlist so I never forget my 14 year old grunge phase.

Told her my name was "K" and she spelt it like this. This is what casting directors mean when they say "make it your own".

I was tryna be cool about it, but until 30 seconds ago I thought there was no dm’s on here. In my head I was like, “it’s not something we need, this is a SOPHISTICATED app”. But then I saw the little button and I thought “checks out, humans don’t evolve *that* quickly.” 😂

These boots make me wanna bunk off school.

Been twitter celibate for 6+ years and now I’m in my blue sky ho phase.

Ridiculous that in 2024 women are still being pigeonholed! We can be ANYTHING we want: stay-at-home milf, hot astronaut, sexy mechanic, unemployed baddie. Whatever WE want!

Hi to all my new “followers” thanks for listening 😊

draft folder is a digital condom

The most rewarding thing about being a mother is being a milf.

Reminder to grab heirloom tomatoes at the farmers market this week.

I love being a millennial, I think we’re the fucking bees knees. I won’t be peer-pressured into giving up “lol” because that is that’s exactly WTF I’m doing. Furthermore, sometimes the outfit calls for an invisible sock. Period.

KARBY BOWELL-SMACKTEASE