GOBLINS IT IS A WHILE NEW WEEK PLEASE STOP DRINKING SO MUCH CAFFEINE BEFORE STREAM NO THE DAY THE CHANNEL WAS CREATED DOES NOT CONSTITUTE BEING A "BIRTH" DAY AND I WILL GIVE YOU ALL DETENTION IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE. #LIVEONTWITCH #BEREASONABLE #ITSANARTSTREAM #SORTOF

We have the SMALLEST AMOUNT OF MINUTES remaining in June to clear out the disastermess of the school building pack all your backpacks for Goblin Camp DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO GET GOBLINS TO PUT ON SUNSCREEN1?!? #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

I AM GOING TO NEED A RECOVERY FROM THE RECOVERY GATHER YOUR PACKING LISTS AND PREPARE TO BE REASONABLE WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT OUT OF THIS WEEK IN TACT AND ON TASK SO HELP ME #packinglist #goblincampiscoming #pleasebereasonable #happyfriday

AHAHAHHAHA OH NO IT'S FINE SURE FINE NO PROBLEM WE'LL JUST GO LIVE AT FIVE PM EASTERN AND TRY TO WADE THROUGH THE TINSEL TO GET TO OUR TO DO LIST BECAUSE IT *JUST KEEPS KAPPENIIINNNNGGGGGGGGG #itjustkeepskappening #goldenkappa #recoverystream #everythingisfineitsjustcoveredinglitter

We're kicking off June with some very special announcements. Reminder we're live at NOON today instead of our usual time so pack yer jelly sandwiches it's time for a nice regular art stream!! #PLEASEBEREASONABLE #LIVEONTWITCH

A whole new month and a whole new week! GOBLINS are you ready?!?! We're in the final weeks before School of Chaos let's out for summer so it's time to prep for CAMP! Do YOU know how we finally got the moon out of the ocean? #NewMonthNewMess #pleasebereasonable

GOBLINS. IT IS SO CLOSE. THE FINAL MAY-HAM STREAM. IF WE ALL SIT EXTREMELY STILL AND QUIET AND GET THROUGH THIS STREAM WE CAN HAVE A SUPER CHILL REGULAR JUNE WE'RE LIVE AT NOON DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING #toomanybananas #themoonismadeocheese #theoceanisullofbananas #noYOUdontmakeanysense

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MOVE A MOOON OUT OF AN OCEAN?!?!?! WE'RE LIVE AT 5PM EASTERN AND WE BETTER GET THIS MADNESS SORTED OH GAWD PUT ON YER WATER WINGS OVER YER SAFETY VESTS. #THEMOONISINTHEOCEAN #REMAINCALM

GOBLINS IT IS A FRESH NEW WEEK IT IS THE FINAL WEEK OF MAY-HAM & THE *MOON* IS *IN* THE *OCEAN* WE'RE LIVE AT 3PM EASTERN TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE BUTTS TO DEAL WITH THIS DISASTROUS TURN OF EVENTS AND I EXPECT YOU ALL TO SIT PERFECTLY STILL & NOT TOUCH ANYTHING OH DEAR GAWD #THEMOONISINTHEOCEAN

WE CAN TRY TO DISMANTLE THE BANANARCHY OF THE F.0.N.D.U.E. PROGRAM CONTAIN THE ANONYMALARKY AND GET THE QUESONAUTS TO GET THE BUTTS BACK HERE FROM THE UNAUTHORIZED GOBLIN SPACE TRAVEL BUT IT'S JUST THAT THE MOON !?!?!? IS IN?!?!?!? THE OCEANNNNNNNN?!??!?!!?!?!?!? #themoonisintheocean

I need you all to act ORDERLY today and tame your HYPIES entirely and stop POKING THE HYPE TRAIN COOLDOWNS WITH A STICK DO YOU HEAR ME!?!?!? It is going to a be sweet lovely art stream with art and sweetness now GET YOUR BUTTS ON YOUR SITSMATS. #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #intheocean

The Submarine Footage makes NO SENSE where even in the deep sea ARE we you goblins?!? There is a little surprise in store because of your goblining and I WILL. be HAVING. a NICE. ORDERLY. ART STREAM. #pleasebereasonable #weareoutoffrannexannexes #stopspeedrunningyougoblins

STARTING THE WEEK IN A GONG DEFICIT IS NOT THE REDUCTION IN BANANARCHY THAT I REQUESTED. Please put your water wings on over your saftey vests, prepare to take your pop quizzes on degrees of bananarchy. #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #intheocean

THE BANANARCHY HAS REACHED UNREASONABLE LEVELS THE DEPTH OF NAUTICAL NONSENSE IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. RETURN MY HYPE TRAIN COOL DOWN IMMEDIATELY I KNOW ONE OF YOU HAS IT. #whatsupthisweek #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

CONTAIN YOUR BANANARCHY IT IS VERY UNSAFE DURING OCEAN TRAVEL ALSO PUT YOUR WATER WINGS ON OVER YOUR SAFETY VESTS WE ARE LIVE AT NOON EASTERN BEHAVE YOURSELVES. #THEOCEANISFULLOFBANANAS

GOBLINS. The Anonarchy is truly UNPRECEDENTED and we are going to get things in order at THREE PM EASTERN so put your water wings on over your safety vest IT'S TIME FOR A NICE ORDERLY ART STREAM. #liveontwitch #oceanexploration #itsanartstream #sortof

IT IS VERY COMPLICATED TO GET FOOTAGE FROM OCEAN EXPLORATION HEY DOES ANYONE REMEMBER HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS OH GOD WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE #whatsgoingon #liveontwitch #doesanyoneknowhowthisworks

*TAKE NOTE Monday and Wemsday times are swapped this week, 5pm Monday and 3pm Wemsday.* Let's all make a nice orderly line to get our flutter boards before we dive in to a brand new week! #liveontwitch #whatsupthisweek

IT WOULD BE A LOT EASIER FOR US TO GET THE ABRENDA DONE IF WE WEREN'T STARTING IN A *FORTY* GONG DEFICIT BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOUR NUNERNONSENSE WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOWWWWW AARRRGGHHHHASDJH VDSFAUIYHVWIYUFVQVDSBJHDSFVA #EVERYTHINGISFINE #ITSJUSTONFIRE #LIVEONTWITCH

TO BE CELEBRATED: The spaciousness of the rafters, the deep clean for the detention tower- it is going to be a VERY sweet time with needle point and cross stitch in a field of flowers BE REASONABLE. #letscelebratespring #calmly #withcrosstich #bereasonable

I have CLEARED the rafters, emptied the detention tower, & returned the rogue quesonaut travellers from unauthorized space exploration at last BE REASONABLE. Everyone prepare to be on your best behaviour I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS NONSENSE. #Liveontwitch #whatsupthisweek #itsanartstream #sortof

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH STANDARD ISSUE TISSUES IN THE WORLD FOR THIS. WE'RE LIVE AT NOON EASTERN AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO JUST ACCEPT THAT I'LL PROBABLY JUST CRY THE WHOLE TIME OH MY CREGG NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO FACTOR FOR GOBLIN *SOB* #BRBCRYING #MAYDAY #MAYHAM #NOBODYKNOWSHOWTOFACTORFORGOBLIN

ONE MORE STREAM. WE JUST HAVE ONE. MORE. STREAM. I WILL HAVE THE UTMOST OF REASONABLE BEHAVIOUR GOBLINS please form a nice tidy line into what will be the MOST well behaved of art streams. #thefarchrilfinale #pleasebereasonable #everythingisfine

A virtual summer camp? For ALL of July?? With Twitch streamers in all different categories and genres as counsellors?? Link in the bio but click quick... it's only open until the end of April! #imagine #virtualsummercamp #whatevenisthat

The Frannex is at it's ABSOLUTE Summit and so are your levels of shenanarchy. We are going to have a NICE orderly week and get through the FINAL FARCHRIL streams before I get to completely dismantle this gong show and get everything in order again. #pleasebereasonable #itsanartstream #sortof

Pssssttt... Wanna find out what happens when goblins go to summer camp? There a link in the bio with more secrets iykyk but you need to be speedy, it's only open until the end of April! #twitchsummercamp #chaosgoblins #whathappenswhengoblinsgotocamp

OKAY. OKAY ONE MORE WEEK. WE JUST… WE JUST NEED TO MAKE IT OUT OF FARCHRIL. NOW LISTEN YOU BUTTON MASHERS we’re gonna have a NICE. OREDERLY. *CALM* productive week. Do not TEST me you goblins WE WILL HAVE AN ORDERLY TIME. @Ping Patrol #wecandothis #justdonttouchanything #streamschedule

EVERYTHING IS GOING MEDIUM AND FINE AND WAS THERE AN INCIDENT PERHAPS IS EVERYTHING TOTALLY CHILL AND UNDER CONTROL LISTEN I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT OKAY. WE'RE LIVE AT NOON EASTERN FOR A NICE REASONABLE TIME. #feralfriday #everythingisfine #itsjustonfire #pleasebereasonable

We are going to have SUCH a reasonable time. There is baffling footage coming in from the space cam, detention tower updates that have some very concerning side effects, the matter of how goblins ready themselves for sleep after screaming Jelly all day #ITSBEDTIME #goblinsplease #liveontwitch

WHAT A GOOD DAY TO START A CALM WEEK. Listen. LISTEN. We are going to have a nice sweet week. Let's all tame those hypies and prepare to be REASONABLE good plan yes great plan good great awesome good talk. #bereasonable #happymonday #liveontwitch

GOBLINS THIS MEANS WE WILL HAVE SO MANY MINUTES AND SO I EXPECT ABSOLUTELY IMMACULATE BEHAVIOUR WE WILL ALL BEHAVE IN A REASONABLE FASHION DO NOT TEST ME THIS WEEK YOU GOBLINS. *cough* I mean.. let's have a nice sweet chill week, yes? Yes. GOOD PLAN. #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

WHAT ABOUT A NICE CHILL END TO THE WEEK YES?? We have to discuss the deepest unintelligibles of goblin lore, and HAVE A NICE SWEET PRODUCTIVE STREAM GOOD EXCELLENT PLAN EVERYONE GOT IT GREAT GOOD SEE YOU SOON IGNORE THE FIRETRUMPETS. #everthingisfine #itsjustonfire

PUT AWAY THE TRUMPETS AND PUT OUT THE FIRES. We will be doing every single redeem because we are ON TASK NOW. Get ready to behave yourselves SEE YOU SOON #NONONSENSE #FULLPRODUCTIVITY #BEREASONABLE

GOBLIN ANGELS IT IS A WHOLE NEW WEEK... wait.. what... what is that new emote.... AND WHY IS THERE GLITTER EVERYWHERE #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

We have a packed week PLUS have you seen the ⁠📣announcements in discord about a certain goblin summer camp?!?! LET'S READY OURSELVES FOR A NICE REASONABLE WEEK SEE YOU SOON GOBLINS. #whatsupthisweek #livestreamschedule #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

JUST.... WE JUST... NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE A FRANNEX... BIGGER. FOR REASONS. THE PHYSICS ARE... GOBLINY. FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE OK THIS IS FINE #everythingisfine #remaincalm #thefireispartofhowfineitis #finefriday

Do we have to perform a piece titled "I'm Sorry Mods" for reasons that are totally not a big deal and definitely not on fire? We're live at 5pm eastern EVERYONE SIT STILL AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING THERE WAS AN INCIDENT. #everythingisfine #nevermindthefire #donttouchanything #ohgodwerelive

FARCHRIL IS OFF TO A DISASTROUS START AND WE NEED TO REGAIN SOME SEMBLANCE OF ORDER. NOW PLEASE STOP DESTROYING THE LEADERBOARD WE ARE ELEVEN SECONDS INTO FARCHRIL BE REASONABLE YOU GOBLINS. #liveontwitch #whatsupthisweek #itsanartstream #sortof

APRIL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ORDERLY WE ARE OFF TO A VERY FERAL START. We're live at NOON eastern and it's time to bring in the spring! PUTCHER PRODUCTIVE PANTS ON GOBLINS IT'S ABRENDA TIME. #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

I have tidied up the leaderboard and it is PRISTINE and it is going to stay that way. We have a mission-based surprise AND an ANNOUNCEMENT that I have been shrieking inwardly about for weeks OMG IT IS ANNOUNCETIME #AprilisforAbrendas #BeReasonable #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

IT IS A TOTALLY REGULAR MONDAY STREAM DAY AND TIME AND OUR MONTH OF FARCH FINALE. Everyone smash the unfollow button and run for your lives IT'S MONDAY OH DEAR GAWD #happymonday #liveontwitch #everythingisfine

NOW LISTEN. LISTEN TO ME. YOU ALL HAVE A NICE NORMAL REGULAR SCHEDULE YOU SEE??? All this and some veryyyyyy special announcements SPEAAAKING of which peep that note in the ⁠📣announcements section on discord ooo..... #liveontwitch #whatsupnextweek #itsanartstream #sortof

WHADDYOOO MEAN SATURDAY STREAM?!?! WE'RE LIVE AT 3PM EASTERN BECAUSE HAVE YOU *SEEN* THIS DISASTERMESS?!?! GET YOUR HARDHATS ON AND WEAR PROTECTIVE EYE MASKS IT'S A SATURDAY STREAAAMMMMMM #GOBLINCODED #LIVEONTWITCH #ITSANARTSTREAM #SORTOF

IN A DISASTROUS TURN OF EVENTS WE ARE STARTING THE STREAM IN A TERRIFYING GONG DEFICIT AND WILL BE REVIEWING YOUR INCREDIBLY INAPPROPRIATE NUNERNET BEHAVIOUR. #PLEASEBEREASONABLE #LIVEONTWITCH #HAPPYFRIDAY #NOBODYKNOWSHOWTOFACTORFORGOBLIN

GOBLINS HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIGN UP LINE UP ohhhh we have goblining to get to. See you at 3pm for a very chill calm reasonable time free of gong, flong, speedruns, shenanarchy, and mutiny of any kind. #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

AHAHAH SOMETIMES THE FIRST SCHEDULE POST IS JUST FOR PRACTICE SURPRISE TWICE STREAMS ON SAT NO STREAM ON WED WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE WELCOME TO THE PERFECTLY NORMAL FINE TIME WE WILL HAVE EXCELLENT PLANNING EVERYONE SEE YOU SOON. #whatanicenormalweek #liveontwitch #streamschedule #itsanartstream

OH MY GOBLINS THE WEEK OF SCHEDULE MADNESS IS NEARLY OVER. We're live at NOON eastern WHAt?!?! on a sAtuRdAy?!?! WHO DID THIS?!!? THIS IS THE DAY WE COMPLETE THE ENTIRE ABRENDA EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT PLEASE BE REASONABLE. #happysaturday #liveontwitch #itsanartstream #sortof

A THURSDAY STREAM?!?! AT 10AM EASTERN?!?! TODAY it's special GIVEAWAY DAY OF GOBLIN GRATITUDE and you will let me give you presents!! ALSO IT IS MORNING SO I EXPECT YOU ALL TO BE CALM AND PEACEFUL IT IS TOO EARLY FOR ANTICS. #GOODMORNINGGOBLINS #PLEASEBEREASONABLE #GIVEAWAYDAY

WHAT EVEN DAY IS IT A TUESDAY STREAM WHAT IS HAPPENING WE'RE LIVE AT 6PM EASTERN TO FORM AN ORDERLY LINE TO THE SPACE SHUTTLES BEFORE WE ROCKET RIOT THROUGH UNCHARTERED CHEESE SPACE TO JOIN THE COZMIVERSE FOR A STARLIGHT FUNDRAISER #STARLIGHTFUNDRAISER #THISWILLGOFINE #STAYWITHYOURBUDDY

WHAT IN THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE EVER EVEN IS HAPPENING NEXT WEEK EVEN. The schedule next week is ANARCHY and time makes NO SENSE. I look forward to not knowing what day of the week it is with you all and generally being confused always #WHATSGOINGON #liveontwitch #streamschedule #whatsupthisweek