"No two wheys about it," said Birchbark, "this milk is curdled."

Going to have to call a vegetinarian to take care of the garden, it's looking a bit rough.

Humdrum received a police citation for using propane language in a Butagas store...

Breaking - Trump telephones Artemis crew in orbit, congratulates himself on their success, says he will not provide aid to Canadian crew member if there any problems, advises he instead "call Carney, or just hitch-hike home"...

"If I recall correctly," said Dedrick, "we had just arrived at the Werwirwi River..."

What, that stuff? Those are spoils. They belong to Victor, but I guess you can go ahead and chuck 'em...

Philbert was so excited about his wife having twins that I told him he was in a state of you-four-o'-ya!!

When Duncan snubbed Wanda, her troubled blue eyes blew why's.

When Duncan snubbed wanda, her troubled blue eyes blew why's.

Humdrum received a police citation for using propane language in a Butagas store.

"If I recall correctly," said Dedrick, "we had just arrived at the Werwirwi River."

What, that stuff? Those are spoils. They belong to Victor, but I guess you can go ahead and chuck 'em.

Philbert was so excited about his wife having twins that I told him he was in a state of you-four-o'-ya!

Going to have to call a vegetinarian to take care of garden, it's looking a bit rough.

Breaking - Trump telephones Artemis crew in orbit, congratulates himself on their success, says he will not provide aid to Canadian crew member if there any problems, advises he instead "call Carney, or just hitch-hike home".

Don't you know Fartin' without a whoopie cushion Sounds like a whimper!! - Apologies to Tracy Chapman

Nonoya Biswax has arrived, Effendi. Feign surprise...?

NextUp - Try our new Easter Island "Wrap-a-Nouille" Rolls! They're Wrap-a-Noodle Easter Egg Rolls!!

Coloro tapped lightly on the Captain's compartment and poked his head in. "Excuse me, Sir, you asked me to wake you up when we got to Gobacta's Leap..."

Defendja Toothenale is here to see you, Effendi. Bring the ruby slippers??

"That's not bellowing," said Elsie to Elmer, "that's moo'ed music!"

Breaking - Asked about the status of the war on Air Force One, the President replies, "Woof! Woof-woof-woof!" In a later press conference Karoline Leavitt explains, "The President understands animals better than anyone and knows the value of understatement in certain situations."

This is known in the parlance as the Stoppiabelli-Aiken Exhortation...

This is known in the parlance as the Stoppiabelli-Aiken Exhortation.

Don't you know Fartin' without a whoopie cushion Sounds like a whimper! - Apologies to Tracy Chapman

NextUp - Try our new Easter Island "Wrap-a-Nouille" Rolls! They're Wrap-a-Noodle Easter Egg Rolls!

"That's not bellowing," said Elsie to Elmer, "that's moo'ed music."

Nonoya Biswax has arrived, Effendi. Feign surprise?

Coloro tapped lightly on the Captain's compartment and poked his head in. "Excuse me, Sir, you asked me to wake you up when we got to Gobacta's Leap."

Defendja Toothenale is here to see you, Effendi. Bring the ruby slippers?

Breaking - Asked about the status of the war on Air Force One, the President replies, "Woof. Woof-woof-woof!" In a later press conference Karoline Leavitt explains, "The President understands animals better than anyone and knows the value of understatement in certain situations."

Candace Perigus is here to see you, Effendi. Shall I fetch some saltines and cocktail sauce??

The service station attendant warned Punchplant he'd be going through Uppsen Downs on the way to Kakafoni, and it might be best to keep the windows rolled up..

Candace Perigus is here to see you, Effendi. Shall I fetch some saltines and cocktail sauce?

The service station attendant warned Punchplant he'd be going through Uppsen Downs on the way to Kakafoni, and it might be best to keep the windows rolled up...

The service station attendant warned Punchplant he'd be going through Uppsen Downs on the way to Kakafoni, and it might be best to keep the windows rolled up.

Let's agree to diss, agreed??

Ask not at whom the daft laughed. They laughed at you!!

Letchia Mindwander is here, Effendi. Sarsaparilla and cookies in the rose garden...?

Scale back your crackdown with a Dixie melody...

Ask not at whom the daft laughed. They laughed at you!

Scale back your crackdown with a Dixie melody.

Letchia Mindwander is here, Effendi. Sarsaparilla and cookies in the rose garden?

Let's agree to diss, agreed?

Breaking - US armed forces breach fortified Iranian bunker, seize 5500 Megaton stockpile of Jello that Tehran was about to use to block the Strait of Hormuz. Trump sends bill for "One Nobel Peace Prize" to King of Greenland, payable within 24 hours, "or we give back the Jello"...

Breaking - US armed forces breach fortified Iranian bunker, seize 5500 Megaton stockpile of Jello that Tehran was about to use to block the Strait of Hormuz. Trump sends bill for "One Nobel Peace Prize" to King of Greenland, payable within 24 hours, "or we give back the Jello".

Mumbleturkey is here for you, Effendi. Dreadlock disguise??

Gwendolyne ne cuvait que de bons paysans, des culs terreux dans l'utérus, pour ainsi dire!

DidYouKnow - Hubert Kerflafla of Umma-Gumma fame was actually Interlude Minkstole from Miami, Birdlamp, all gawdied up in drag? I mean it!!

Can you find the twelve differences between this post and a Polish kielbasa sausage? C'mon!!!