If I ever get around to taking writing (comp pistons), I will reserve the right to make fun of your ship if I think it's exceptionally stupid. There is one person I have in mind saying this and I will never publicly say who it is, but there is one person who I think would know.

Okay, who at school didn't proofread the subject of their email?

"Whoever designed this flyer is a moron! The space above the top of the text is slightly smaller than the space below the text!" -no one, probably

How did people with ADHD occupy themselves in the times before media? Like, did the Greeks invent their own fidget toys?

Petition for Disney+ to make an adult-oriented Mr. Moseby show.

I genuinely want to make a ballad cover of In My Dreams by The Party. It seems like it's just asking for it.

I adopted the last name Redboot for the internet and suddenly I'm the best writer there ever was.

Loving how the four second clip of this song from the collection of every song to hit the top 40 in 1989 includes a this guy jumpscare. The rest is just a shot of Annie Lennox but this guy shows up for like 3/4 of a second. (pretty sure "this guy" is Dave Stewart)

Everyone place your bets on whether Plant will finally actually quiet down when I ask him to.

@thatbritishsnep.bsky.social watches in real time as I prove that I am, in fact, still an idiot.

I wish my "I accidentally sent" story was funny but I accidentally sent a link to the mass.gov website about changing the name of an adult (which I meant to send to my therapist) to my mom and outed myself.

GD got a minor update and fucked up all my mods, why are you like this Rob D:

"Flail" is a great word. People need to start using it more.

I hope Robert McSwain and the lady he married in August are still together. I wouldn't be able to ever divorce my wife if I got a whole Strong Bad email about us.

Stalemate is literally the worst level I've ever played. I hate it so much and I'm not enjoying it literally at all but my hubris refuses to let me give up on it.

Thinking about how someone in GD (at least a few years ago) had the username 5MinuteCrafts.

Totally convinced I can pop my knee more easily because my kneecap is totally out of place.

Good to know I can still get into Ed's Deli even though the bus station traffic is all fucked up because of some construction happening.

Why am I so dizzy today? Did I play too much GD yesterday or something? Even if I did, it was worth it for the new hardest.

The duality of ADHD is being able to lock in hard enough to beat a new hardest in GD in three hours while simultaneously forgetting there's a sandwich in my backpack that I bought earlier.

The guy next to me on my flight looks like the Rich Men North of Richmond guy with less of a beard.

Kids will idolize garbage truck drivers over politicians and I think that says a lot about who's more valuable to society.

I forgot an envelope with $200 in it at a restaurant and didn't remember until an hour later. So how's your night going?

Okay, who at Duotrigordle is a Doggie watcher?

The aftertaste of the pill I just had to take is stuck in the back of my throat and it's so bad D:

I won a car in Wheel of Fortune for the Switch and it's now time to run for the hills from the giant stink bug on the wall and/or ceiling of my dad's house.

I'm glad Google Docs isn't reading my poetry or I think they would order a wellness check on me.

Just saw a license plate that said Gex.

The turnaround rate at the social security office is absolutely abysmal.

Jasper being proud of a poem they wrote? What kind of timeline is this?

Who the FUCK turned on my smart steering?

Poor mental health sure is fun when I feel like I need to be concerned about it, but by being concerned about it, I have to deal with it for longer.

Today I learned that @featheryoshi.marshgreen-island.com has never heard of Circuit City.

Society if toothpastes for adults came in flavors other than mint:

I'm so ready to go back to Illinois and start school again. This trip has been plagued by constant extreme loneliness and as you can imagine, that sucks for my mental health.

"Star Spangled Ding Dongs" sounds like a perfect summary of the US government as of the last year.

I think I've been in a state of constant suicidality for about two and a half weeks now, but I've just gotten really good at hiding it.

One hour into the new year report: I'm really lonely, really depressed, my stomach is upset, and I think I might depression puke. So not a good start at all.

🦀🦀🦀2025 IS GONE🦀🦀🦀

Android Auto is getting to be up there with Spectrum as something I hate with every fiber of my being.

"There's a lot more New Hampshire plates than there were a few minutes ago." -me, currently in New Hampshire

(insert dawn of the final day picture here)

So tired that I just tried to use telekinesis to swipe up and hit the home button on my phone. And I didn't even have to swipe up.

Within one hour, I came across the brother of a late member of the Mario Boards in a YouTube comment section and then found Strong Bad in a picture on FA so 2025 is going out on a weird note.

I AM! /jinyɔs/ -Apple, 2025

I can't believe Kansas City law bans the public use of gongs. I thought this was a free country, man.

Moonlight is sunlight but sunlight isn't moonlight.

Looking at you, YouTube.

I got a lot of problems with you people. And now, you're gonna hear about it.