It's 2013 and a musical supergroup has formed to protest EA. Their hit song goes "I, (I) I, (I) I, (I) ain't gonna play SimCity."

I'm not like other girls... I'm 6'7" and trans.

Phillip

The two sides of my life can be described with five Greek letters: ΣΤΔ ΘΔ.

"Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover" by Sophie B. Hawkins except instead of your lover, it's a Koopa.

Apparently Jersey Mike's is going to Canada 👏👏👏

The adult equivalent of learning that Santa isn't real is learning that Betty Crocker and Mavis Beacon aren't real.

Someone needs to tell the Mii I made of @techconnectify.bsky.social that I don't want pictures of the menu or of my party being induced with status effects.

I'm thinking I should set my war cry in Miitopia to be "You down with OPP?"

Sometimes I wonder if I would be better off with a partner from the furry community just because of all my weird interests.

The fun thing about my Mii is that I look extremely unassuming. I literally have makeup on and yet here I am being the boxing champion willing to beat the shit out of you.

Won't you tell me something? Who's gonna give me loving? All I want is one thing, And I need your loving.

Shoutout to that artist I know who ships Bowser Jr. and Toadette because the two of them got in a fight in Tomodachi Life so that must say something about that ship, surely.

I desperately need to know why my brain decided Beast Games needed to be part of the dream I just had.

Ooh, ooh, I wanna sex you up.

As I sit down to make a custom CPU Mii that I've decided in advance will be named Gerardo, I think to myself that the MUC really shouldn't have given me the knowledge that they're selling chocolate milk again.

I ran out of nacho bake :(

I feel like good parenting is going to die someday in the future because all the people who would be good parents are also seem to be the ones who don't want to have kids.

Be sure to take a 10 to 15 minutes break at least every hour while playinging.

Someone needs to invent a bag that you can get into whenever you want so you can fall asleep. Call it the nap sack.

You ever just completely forget about the word fabric?

It's the middle of September, what do you mean it's going to be 94 degrees tomorrow?

"My last name is Cox." "Well. Mine is Johnson." -an exchange that happened in class on Monday that lives in my head now

You're telling me that my apartment is being haunted by a ghost who just likes to repeatedly rustle the living room blinds?

I bet I look really cool with sunglasses, headphones, and a hat on right now.

God, I love riding the bus.

Minute Maid fruit punch goes so hard, do they sell gallons or two-liters of that?

Hubris is often the death of the sleep schedule.

I want to know what the 100% speedrun of Miitopia looks like because surely it can't be all medals.

I sure do love when it's a complete tossup about why my stomach is upset. Did my stomach disagree with something I ate? Am I getting the stomach flu that's apparently going around once of the residence halls? Is it just throwing a tantrum for no reason? The world may never know.

Survey says, maybe the worst thing that's ever happened to me is having to sneeze while having just taken a bite of my sub.

Shoutout to that time I accidentally almost sent this to my English teacher during my first semester of community college ✌️

I can now kind of somewhat relatively definitively tell you my top 200 songs of all time, and I'm planning to extend my list to 333 tomorrow.

I'm extremely happy to have that stupid Harpy finally in my Miitopia journal so the rest of my enemy grind is just going to be grinding through all the bosses I still haven't gotten yet.

This thought is continuing to live in my head even though my meeting already happened. Now it's just an identity and body dysmorphia thing but I still want to be turned into a Koopaling girl.

Can't believe I just had to preemptively take an anxiety med because I'm so nervous about asking someone out.

So who named grapes, anyway?

I wish all my nerves about later today would turn me into a long-red-haired Koopaling girl.

The way Plant talks literally makes it sound like everything he says is a preprogrammed sound byte in a low budget indie game. It's genuinely uncanny. It reminds me of the vibe you get from seeing AI try to sound human but he's a real person, how does he manage that?

I think that instead of making fun of Canadian English or British English or Australian English or anything other kind of English, we turn our attention to the real enemy: doggospeak. Oh my god, I cannot stand doggospeak and I hope it dies out.

Emotional support Dark Suns for the win 👏👏👏

If Plant is going to be addicted to a game, can't it at least be a game that isn't the lamest game ever to be addicted to?

Dry Bowser just made me press XABAX. Is there subliminal messaging happening?

And as a wise old crab once said, "Associate Project Manager Jason Cassar."

How to make really easy money from furries:

Today I realized that Plant uses the same manipulation tactics as my mom. What a great way to ruin my already shitty day.

If you watched TV in the aughts, the name Vonage should immediately get stuck in your head. Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo.

"how dare YouTube hide this from me for [extremely small amount of time]" is the 2025 evolution of "first" comments and I hope they're all killed off.

What is this supposed to mean, Spectrum?

Just managed to smash together references to Strong Bad and Megamind(?) into one simultaneous reference.