Debrox is even more overpowered than I thought because apparently my right ear is just straight up fine. I thought there would still be wax in there but no, only the left one is getting flushed today.

He's already here.

My Talking Flower is going to ship soon. I'm so excited to have him around.

I have a headache and I'm really wishing I had my Koopaling boyfriend to take care of me.

I'm back here to depression post. It was a nice few days on my main but I'm not doing well again so I need to retreat into my hidey hole.

Shoutout to Debrox for real.

My life is kinda like Getting Over It. Work my damn hardest to make progress just for one small mistake to send me plummeting back to the bottom in just a couple seconds.

I know they say to never trust how you feel about your life after 9:00 PM but I just really can't help but think that the universe has it out for me when shit just keeps going wrong all the time.

I have to write my classical rhetoric assignment today but after that, I hope I sleep well because tomorrow is going to be a gauntlet.

One hour to go.

Having a fucked up kneecap sucks and causes a lot of chronic pain but at least it makes for some really good pops.

Only one more full day until what surely won't be extremely disappointing.

Yeah, I'm eating my chocolate chip cookie from Jersey Mike's at 3:08 AM. And what are you going to do about it?

I've been having so much turbo anxiety lately. I definitely need to talk to my psychiatrist about it on Wednesday.

"I can't believe I, at the age of nearly 24, am paranoid about drinking a soda incorrectly." -me, just now

Only one more week until I'm 24.

I love having turbo social anxiety. I saw that there was a reply to the thread about the Poll Committee Chair election on the Mario Boards and almost instantly puked.

It's 3:00 AM. I can't sleep. I realized I destroyed my own future on August 6, 2018 because I decided to go to summer camp. I can't go back and fix it and now I'm just forever fucked. If somehow this ever gets to the eyes of Punio, Lime, or whatever he goes by now... I'm sorry.

Okay, UPS, it's no longer February 23, you can update your delivery estimate now.

My dream as a novelist is to get a seven-hour positive review from KrimsonRogue.

New headcanon is that my school is afraid of Too Blind to See It by Kym Sims. I will not elaborate.

69 will always be the superior funny number and you know it.

I drank my soda too intensely and it splashed everywhere, including all over my monitor, because I stupidly decided the bubbles would be able to go into my mouth but then hesitated and made a nice soda jet.

(me, watching a lost media video) "Hey, that guy is a pretty well known TF fetishist."

Why is the 5:30 bus so popular? Does our Indian population all also have night classes? Do they work late?

In my first week of writing this novel, I've written 20,117 words (minus a few for the chapter headings) and I'm on page 88. Insane.

It just wouldn't be the writing process if I didn't spend 15 minutes being distracted reading about phobias because I wanted to make sure I was right on my definition of trypophobia.

Caffeine really gets me feeling like Mario before you enter 1-1 in Super Mario 3D Land.

Page 69 👏👏👏

Shoutout to that one guy who liked one of my posts once because I mentioned Vivian so I looked at his profile and found that he's absolutely obsessed. I hop you're doing well and I also hope you know I'm canonizing that personality trait by applying it to a character in my novel.

Coping with my chronic knee pain by writing a character in my book as regularly wearing a knee brace for chronic knee pain.

Can't believe today marks 11 years since my grandmother passed away. Hope you're doing well up there, Grammy. Love you and miss you ❤️

One of my neighbors is crashing out about something. I may never know what it is.

(to the tune of Makin My Way Downtown) Me and my cardboard box,

No one should have to send as many emails in one day as I have today.

I just unironically quoted Katy Perry's "they ask you how you are" quote in a novel I hope to publish someday and it's actually a pretty well-written dialogue exchange. How's your day going?

Fuck you, lady in my dream who decided I really needed to see the giant bug and put it right in my face.

Shoutout to the chain of ELEVEN LOADING ZONES that I got stuck with in SMS Randomizer last night.

If the intrusive thoughts had won a few minutes ago, I would have very loudly said "I'M PART OF THAT PEANUT BUTTER LIFESTYLE" directly into my kitchen wall and somehow I think my neighbors would still find me more sane than the people upstairs.

You ever just feel Jonathan?

The girl at the table next to me has a Wario sticker on her laptop and I think that's pretty hype.

I just had a brain fart that made me forget how to put my boots on. I was just looking at them wondering what I was supposed to do with these things.

Plant does a lot of things that I would find sickening but the most physically sickening one is when he clears his throat. He somehow manages to sound like he's throwing up whenever he does and I'm super squeamish about that.

In my adult life, I've had two very different but equally disappointing dreams involving the royal Koopa family. One where Bowser was my boyfriend and I didn't get to see his horny video because Plant stole his camera and another where I was about to transform into Ludwig but woke up at that moment.

Tride just casually being like "Oh, thank you, Remy" whenever I super chat in his streams because I'm so present all the time is so hype.

"Whenever I get up, I sound like the Minecraft death sound. Have you ever noticed that?" -me, just now

Thinking about Axl Rose's goofy ass walk that he does in the clip of Paradise City.

You know that feeling of nostalgia some people get for things they never experienced? I get that feeling from listening to Isolation by Nighthawk22 and even more so in combination with the level it's associated with.

I think I just had a genuine fever dream. I will not publicly discuss the ending of it.

Sex ed was invented by the famous Greek philosopher Testicles.