Me: "How many paper planes can you make with a bottle of Nonino Amaro" Dumb fucking AI I'm forced to see:

There better be a companion cube skin or something, otherwise what's the point?

Alright, I've got 26 days to start walking more to prepare for the 20k+ daily steps I'm going to do in Japan again. Not sure my like... 500 average daily steps is really going to cut it lmao

Put a handle on this bad boy so I can pretend like I'm actually going to go out and take it with me to a friend's place.

Valve is 100% going to show off Half-Life 3 as the driving force to buy their new hardware. Guess I should finally play Half-Life lol

Gonna miss Tokyo Comic Con by one day, nooooo. Would have been fun to see what it's like, oh well.

Some of the most well received missions I wrote for Borderlands 4 were largely due to the voice acting. Yes, the script was good, but the voice acting could have taken that script and made it a boring/forgettable mission or one you'll remember for years to come. And that happened in the booth.

Wow, I can't believe Sony is going to announce Animal Crossing today. It's the only explanation on why Nintendo hasn't yet. It has to be. I refuse to believe we're still nowhere near Animal Crossing. I need it. Please.

Still can't believe a Super Mario Maker wasn't a Switch 2 launch game, but I realllllllllly hope they do one in the next couple of years. Perfect way to show off the usefulness of the mouse mode which I'm sure most people have never touched, plus content creation goes hard for those games.

After months of trying to get this done, my sleep study got denied by insurance for not being "medically necessary" even though I sure feel like it is and the doctor/specialist I saw clearly thought so too. Love our healthcare system!

I did end up doing this and walked down to a portion of "The Shire" and then she walked down the aisle to Aerith's theme right after. First dance was to a piano version of Simple and Clean. Great choices all around, go us.

Oh shit just realized I have to change my name everywhere now. One sec lol

All the stress and worry for months was so well worth it.

Ooooo boy I am freaking out about the wedding today. I know it'll all end up fine by the end of the night, but my heart hasn't stopped pounding since I woke up lol

Fuck it I'm walking down the aisle to a song too tomorrow. Now to decide what Lord of the Rings song to use...

My wedding grows nearer.

How is this not a comedy sketch? I'll never be able to write satire again if reality stays this way.

Saturday is gonna be A DAY for better or for worse (ehehehe) Tons to do/set up (no coordinator) Getting married + new last name Worried people won't have a good time Seeing my family for the first time in six years No wonder my body hasn't let me take a proper deep breath in over a month now

Wanted to lose at least 3 or so pounds before the wedding. I'm the exact weight to the ounce that I was 2 months ago. Whoops. On the bright side, I'm not up 3 pounds lol but I gotta drop some cuz Japan is in like a month and I gained 4 pounds last time while walking 20k+ steps a day lmao

6 days until the wedding, and oooooo boy it's gonna be hard to focus this week (which isn't great cuz I have so much work to do lol)

I thought it was Saturday, noooooooooooooooooooo

Unfortunately have to change one of our signature cocktails next weekend due to price so thinking of doing Death in the Afternoon but I feel like absinthe in a drink is a "hate it or love it" sort of thing, right? Maybe not worth the risk if nobody will drink it except me lol

Let's just all pretend the time isn't going to change and go to meetings and appointments at the old time. Together we can stop these people from trying to control time!

I can not express how excited I am to have a different last name in 9 days.

Nothing worse than having a tooooooooooooooooon of work to do when a new game drops.

Animal Crossing New Horizons is dropping a massive update which means we're probably so far from a new one www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nOD...

We narrowed it down to 2 and very likely chose!

Getting married next weekend and we still haven't been able to choose a new last name yet. Fuck it, just gonna go James Bond with it and make it "Jordan" so my name would be "Jordan Mychal Jordan."

Learned yesterday that it was day of the dead for pets so my fiancée made this for Daisy who we lost 2 years ago.

You've never tried finding your g spot, but call yourself an alpha male? lmao okay buddy, sure you are.

Going to bed. Can't wait to see what inning they're at in 8 hours.

This is what driving at night looks like for me.

Just flip a coin for winner at this point.

I'd walk Ohtani every single bat the entire series even if bases were loaded.

I was so stoked for the BF6 BR mode dropping, but apparently it won't have solos at launch which is suuuuper disappointing since that's the only way I play BRs these days. Damn.

Made myself take a walk cuz it stopped raining and it just started up again within 5 minutes of getting back home. What a perfect day.

False alarm, we have different definitions of "900s"

Omg finally cheap homes I can buy!

Oh noooooo it's pouring out so I guess I'll have to just stay home and game all day.

Honestly it's just super strange how every time my team wins it's because of me, but every team my team loses it's because of them.

Now seems like a good time to admit I've probably put 1000+ hours into the Halo series, but have never played a single campaign.

I wonder what Superman's kryptonite is.

It's time for a guinea pig Pokémon.

Excuse me?

Played for a few hours last night and found my first shiny already! Love how the noise they make is really loud and obvious in this one.

Easiest decision I've made this year.

We need Team Fortress 3.

I lied, they overnighted it, so today will be Chikorita day. Also didn't play one second of Tactics last night cuz I tried Ball x Pit and woooow that game is addicting.

Just realized my Pokemon Legends Z-A game from Pokemon Center doesn't arrive on launch day and will take 1-2 weeks. Kinda glad, cuz I really gotta keep pushing on FF Tactics lol