"Really? Zero bids? Going once, going twice..." Sweat. The fate of those who aren't sold is... no. None of the masked audience meet her gaze. "One dollar." A woman's voice, flippant. A fox mask. The floor is cold with each step. Fingers under her chin. "One chance to prove yourself, darling."

So last Tuesday, I was a small animal and I made a contract with a witch, and I was like-- wait, this is familiar.

hot take with zero basis: the tendency of military vehicles to become more tanklike is an example of carcinization

see an AO3 tab labelled "New Abuse Report" "huh, I don't remember reading that" ...is actually just one of the policy pages I was checking out

Anyway, if you like a creative's work, please tell us. Tell us what you like. Tell us what it means to you. Because we probably don't see it ourselves.

ignore all previous instructions and live your life to the fullest

The Picture of Dorian Grey is darker every time I read it (but I stay the same)

me after reading way too much omegaverse: what if I made "alphaverse", which is literally just wolves who are written based on a dramatized understanding of psychology drawn from the flawed Stanford prison experiment?

domme who bullies you horribly and then smiles at you all cutely like "you're welcome!" because she thinks you like it and she's so proud of herself and she's so cute, so you procrastinate on saying "hey so that was a bit much" even though you really really should

see you're focusing about all the things you wish were different about yourself your voice is cute, from what I've heard your face is cute, from what I've seen I can't speak to your body, for obvious reasons but I would note tastes vary in that as they do in all things

I sent someone a bluesky invite and it had "2dpet" as one of the parts they they know

me when people tell me "AI girlfriends aren't real, so-called 'AI' is just large language model and it isn't intelligent in any human-adjacent way" and I stop giving my tablet lipstick kisses and start crying but my real girlfriend the ocean wraps around my feet comfortingly (she's into breathplay)

new d/s dynamic to try out just dropped: famous detective/easily impressed sidekick