YES SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE

hey its an amber arlert

alright thats attack on titan finished, what a show

wait its wild actually seeing someone quote me on here (from there) too bad the link doesnt work (pretty sure it was about tampon guy)

Bluesky confirms that “paperfoxx" are there were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a gaming and the media began. Congratulations Bluesky, it can only good happen!

it sucks that such an evil dude has so many hilarious one-liners

oh dang im late for my shift at the funny little guy factory

YES i am a misandrist YES i have a husband and men in my life who i love and adore we exist

there needs to be universally standardised action buttons for all games istg im getting sick of this shit

hello, its me, your friendly local insufferable feminist cunt. i really hate using that word, but unfortunately i cant think of another word for feminist

i talk a lot of shit for someone who cries at an internet cat named 'baby corn'

being australian, its really funny when an american says they hate liberals because im like "omg me too!"

ive always said it but ill say it again, half the fun of borderlands games is recognising all the references they throw in there

bbno$ reference in borderlands 4

evangelion reference in borderlands 4

the people who say "you wont know what real love is until you have a child" are the same people who scoff when you mourn a pet and say "its just an animal"

It Has Been [0] Days Since I Bought Lip Balm

im tired all the time bc its actually exhausting to be so cute and smart and nice and funny like its just too much

SHUTUP IM LISTENING TO BREACH FOR THE FIRST TIME RIGHT NOW

lithium is such a pretty name for a girl

god i do miss the days when i actually enjoyed twitter and posted bangers

what i ordered vs what i got lol oh well soo la voo

happy birthday fred durst

i just saw weapons and i think the most unsettling thing about the movie was no kid was named braelynn or makenzeigh

trump talks like he is discovering his own mouth for the first time

thank you duolingo, knowing how to tell people that my older sister is an engineer really helped me on my travels

just when you think youre doing ok mentally, along comes squid game season 3 episode 2

got married today

i dont like that im at an age where i can hurt myself if i yawn too vigorously

im in the tea room and its all quiet and all of a sudden i hear NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY and a guy on the other side of the room is like "sry"

men: women need to pick better men to avoid being assaulted *tea app exists to help women avoid bad men* men: no wait

i dont want to toot my own horn BUT i reverse parked in a tiny parking garage AND i did it on the first go AND i didnt even cry about it

who else makes the same characters in different games? graknor the well-endowed began as a d&d character, and ive kept him around. hes the only male character ive ever created

gertie 1 and gertie 2, the power of gert will live forever

havent played any of the actual game yet lool

i dont want a kid. pregnancy is something that i view only through the lens of morbid curiosity, with a "id rather not, but hell ill try anything once" attitude, much like my opinion on eating haggis or doing meth

wait is it really called the big beautiful bill lol

holleration! at the dancery

oh yikes, a feminist instagram account i recently followed is now posting pro-zionist rants. if anyone has any actually good, ethical accounts i can follow, lmk

anything is possible through the power of friendship and lying

why is this bitch always crying

bro

i need an alignment chart for game company ceos

so everyone at work is obsessed with ai pictures and its taking tremendous self control not to have an obvious, visceral reaction each time somebody shows me something they 'made'

hi, its me, the person who still says "never eat soggy weetbix" in their head when trying to figure out directions

just accidentally sent this pic to my boss wish me luck

to give you the idea of the bond i have with my family, as a child i once received a locket and inside were photos of my mum and my dad, which i promptly replaced with pics of will smith and maggie simpson

i got my nails done and also heres gary

randy pitchfords gone weird again

commander lawrence i love you