⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ one gloved hand, claws barely poking through without tearing its fabric, reached with a lean over the counter to scritch behind minuette's ear. ﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀as much as i want to hang out with another dips███ that isn't my own team... ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀a nap sounds better.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i'd date my stupidly non-evil selves, but you're all too lame for that.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀duh? i need my daily floor show. ⠀⠀⠀﹙ shamelessly smiling back, a finger pointed out to the tile floor where the others were running amok. ﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i can't even 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺, so go do whatever you all do and let me live vicariously through you.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀dude . ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i'm working a job where all i do is wait for you a█████s to show up, what do you think. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀... it's smokin' and seeing if the big guy notices, by the way.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀at least you idiots can decide what you are.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀who the hell says that to someone?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀“ how much you wanna bet that the others're being kept in the npc toybox for later? ⠀⠀⠀like to be problems for 𝘶𝘴, even. ⠀⠀⠀at least we're here for a reason. even if it's a 𝙙𝙪𝙢𝙗 𝙛██████ 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣. ”

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀nah man, you gotta think about what it means to be intrinsically evil. ⠀⠀⠀in whose eyes? for what? who made the decision that you're evil enough for sharp teeth, and does it matter enough to care? ⠀⠀⠀... ⠀⠀⠀also it's stupid as hell.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀what's the bad thing about being evil, huh? ⠀⠀⠀man. aren't you the jerk here.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀huh? uh? ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀means we're evil, dumba██.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ staring dead-eyed at the reader, mouth slightly open. ﹚

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀dude, can i be one of the imps?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ahhh the heavy mental debating to say "too bad" and leave. it'd be funny. it'd be so funny. she could even call her an insult for even thinking it and leave. ⠀ ⠀〝 'mm? 〞 ⠀〝 pfff- yeah. sure. i know how to run casino poker. 〞

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀“ hahaaaa ~ i didn't know you hated poker so much... ⠀⠀⠀lame. i was gonna ask you if you wanted to play. ”

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⋯ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀poker ? i hardly ——

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀poker? i hardly know 'er.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i'm not actually a jester, 'm a shark. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀you can tell i don't have a heartbeat because i'm not moving.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ladies, ladies, you're all miserable. ⠀⠀⠀now who's gettin' the confiscated whiskey sour before i dump it outside?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀gross.

⠀ i just made some bullshit @n0ndimension.bsky.social ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀huh? did i miss somethin'?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀feeling grooooosssssss. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i'm gonna go sunbathe until i burn or some sh██.

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐓𝐀𝐃𝐂. | 𝐉𝐀𝐗. ‍ “𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗅𝖾 𝗆𝖾, 𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝗒 𝗀𝗅𝗈𝗋𝗒?” ‍ ‍ eng. x 21+. temp. nsfw. #tadcrp #mvrp

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀the new meat stole my colors.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀pweeeew ⋯ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ puffing a real cigarette, she blows a stream of smoke above the help desk counter from her lazy lean. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀it's black and white, even the "fire" somehow bright monochrome. ﹚

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀man, i just want a f████n' ciggie.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀kiiiinda miss the others of the troupe, lowkey. ⠀⠀⠀everyone here's a horndog.

// i giggled

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ side-eyeing - and then somehow visualizing the /j tag in her head and walking away with her arms hung low. ﹚

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀heeeey, come a little closer. ⠀⠀⠀i promise i won't bite you, i proooomise. ⠀⠀⠀these these are 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 for show, man.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀“ 'cause you'd probably fight back. ” ⠀⠀⠀one broad shrug.

niel. Did some artwork today of my girlie <3

ONE, TWO - YARARARA, STEP BY STEP SLOWLY . #theamazingdigitalcircus

⠀ ⠀⠀i've got the lighter for when it's time, dude.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀tired, she stuck out her tongue. ⠀⠀⠀“ 'm bored, man. it's like there's nobody i can fight right now 'cause they're all fighting each other. ”

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀AFTERNOON, B█████S !

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i'd rather die than be aaaanything else.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀nahhh man, there's never enough of the cool one around here .

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀d███, you're taking this polite s███ seriously ⋯ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ evil pomni blinked with a mild surprise at being treated even fake-well, relaxing back onto her heels. ﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀uh. yeah. sure. thanks, i guess.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀“ OW ! OW- OWOW! HEY! p███ off!! get off it! ”

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀glad someone here knows what they're doing. 'm STARVING . ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ an ever dramatic sigh. ﹚

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀where's my f███ing 𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙂𝙀𝙍 𝘿𝙊𝙂 !?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ leaning onto the spudsy's counter. ﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀service speed sucks. the food's good, though.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀“ hehehhh - too bad, man. ⠀⠀⠀i'm too hungry. means i'm going to get some grub instead. ”

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i want ⋯ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀uhh. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀a double-decker dobbie dog with stupid sauce and nacho cheese, a large deppie peppie, two small snorple fries, a gloink gobbler, and an appie pie. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀and a toy.