I'm manifesting CHAOS

SPOLER ALERT

Every Tom Cruise movie is actually a documentary about him trying out a new job

Day one on Stranger Things, officially over ten years ago holy wow. Me and Officer Callahan aka John Reynolds. I had glasses for about five minutes until the Duffers and Kimberly Adams the costume designer 86'd them

Chat BBG

I'm still thinking about Tim Roth eating that baby

"We need a fresh set of eyes on this." Where do you expect me to get eyes at this hour!

Nobody does any good Harrison Bergeron references anymore

I have never seen a grown man say the word "tummy" so much

Bad Photoshop is better than AI

Hey I have no creative skillset at all and I'm not willing to learn one, look what I can do with AI!

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag blowing in the wind wanting to start again?

TJOBJOBO

Give the Good Boy dog an Oscar already

I have never fact checked anything

That John Wayne Gacy guy was a real stinker but did you see that puppet show he did? Pretty good! #LikeTheArt #NotTheArtist

Release the flies

Can't believe Progressive came up with Flotection before Tampax did

Vigilante won't take blood money because he has some scruples. Some very wealthy comedians should take note

Did you Grill Boss too close to the sun

Bro I'm just trying to live deliciously why is this such a problem to you!

If they ever put something in a cartoon that I didn't agree with I would have an aneurysm

Thanks to the WOKE MIND VIRUS I can't squirt whipped cream down my pants at Starbucks anymore

Ok but those shoes that look like hooves. Why are they

Find me at Whole Foods I DON'T CARE

I'm putting a 100% tariff on anyone who is mean to me

The people that did 9/11 are bad!

I do not need a viral sock

Ike Hilliard is innocent

I only use my A material at funerals. It's important when honoring someone that you do your best jokes

I'm just here for the zip-line

No one is allowed to make fun of me

So wait all those people who said this was fascism WERE RIGHT???

Legalize comedy

Where do y'all get your bucket hats from?

Somebody let the NFL know that we all love generative AI we think it looks cool and we don't think it's creatively bankrupt and gross looking AT ALL

The Freedom of Speech defenders are like NO THIS IS FOR SLURS ONLY!

Murder is bad!

Thinking of making a post about how sad and respectful I am. Probably from bed to really nail the depression vibe. What lighting set-up is best to use for this?

Trying to make steamed yonies for dinner but I can't find a recipe anywhere! HELP!

I burnt my finger on my ice maker what the heck

Gonna change my name to Mr Beets and I challenge you to eat your vegetables!

Brazilian National Anthem fire AF

The thing that makes me love podcasts is when the hosts promote gambling websites

I am offended by everything in movies and TV

Imagine seeing Nick Sirianni being vocally pro LGBTQ and not immediately knowing that it is AI slop.

The Internet is just clips of a guy saying "it's my first time in Venice" and then I get to guess why this is a video someone clipped

What did I do to piss off The Rolling Stones

Ok now let's do a silly one

Still thinking about the heist from American Animals