The bots fumbling with your clothes,,, I mean like, big, slipperly metal digits aren't the best for grappling onto fabric,, They're all desperate but they have no patience for unzipping and buckles so they rip it all CLEAN off,, heheheeheheh (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ #valveplug

The more I think about wireplay the more I get infatuated by the idea of it as a whole. Having a mech completely at your back and call just from a tug,, Unplugging and plugging the wire back in over and over until they can't take it anymore,, hehehehe,, (///´∀'///) #valveplug

Arcee,, Hotrod,,, Arcee overstimulating Hotrod hehehehehehe,, Hotrod is all whiny and annoying,, (⸝⸝- ̫ -⸝⸝) #valveplug

Optimus panty shots,,, Optimus with a pair of lacy white panties on,, Optimus,, who's obsessed with panties,,, (o/////o ") #valveplug

Beachcomber picking out ur bikinis! Yea he likes those rash guards and tankinis,, but smth abt a string bikini drives him WILD!! He likes the little tan line u get and likes it even more bc they're so ez to take off,, (⸝⸝- ̫ -⸝⸝) #valveplug

Imagining Jetfire being all up on you,,, Him keeping you warm by cupping u in his servos,, Spikewarming with Jetfire bc he gets rlly bad cold periods,,,, kekekkekekekekekekeke I luv him,,,,, ( - //// - ) #valveplug

NNN is over!! (I lost a week ago...) But thats okay bc now I can enjoy Optimus freely!! Better luck next year kekekekeee,,, (っ- //// - ς)

There needs to be more Optimus getting fragged raw,,,, why's he always the one fragging,,,,,, submissive optimus pzzzzzzzz #valveplug

Talking abt Optimus today and a good hb of mine says "Lemme guess you wanna do some wireplay with him haha" Oh my gahhhhh he found me outttttt,,, ( ´ཀ` ) #valveplug

Optimus (at first) doesn't understand when ppl get sick,, like u say somethin like "I got a cold" his dumbass is like "But its quite warm today????" (self indulgent bc im a little bit under the weatherrrr) (ᵕ–﹏–)🌡️ #transformers

The idea of Optimus having a decal tramp stampp,, It'd be something cool like the autobot symbol,, He gets all embarrassed by it,,, (///◡ ‿ ◡ ///) #valveplug

I think Optimus would be very good at sweet talking during sexxxx,,, Likeee PLZZ KEEP TALKINGGG!!!! Like he's all up in your ear talking abt how good you areee IIIYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (⁄ ⁄•⁄Д⁄•⁄ ⁄) #valveplug

My friends play volleyball and I often try not to laugh when they hit downward and say such things like "take this spike!",, I know thats not what it means and all but the familiarity is too funny to ignore!! (ᵕ—∀—) #valveplug

Day 1 of NNN and Im already stressing, no Optimus,, Wish me luck and cheer me on,,, (◎_◎;) #valveplug

SFW: I get a bit flushed when I get asked abt my yume, Optimus,, I have a photocard of him hanging on my phone and I can't rlly explain to all these unknowing folk about how he's like, my boyfriend,, So I ultimately end up looking like this and saying "well he's cute! (//꒪ᗜ꒪//ᵕ)ᕗ" #yumeshipping

Some of my friends think my fascination with Optimus is weird but I don see it! It really is just a normal girlcrush but they don seem to get that,, Sure I think about his wires and yeah I imagine me and him fuking but thats not crazy to think about! #valveplug

After rlly intense interface I imagine their paint gets everywhere,, Kinda like how eyeliner stains after sex,, Just imagining after interface with Optimus, theres a bunch of faint red and blue paint on your skinnnn,, #valveplug

Transformers smut has totally ruined my mind!!! I was in class and they we're talking about valves in major cities and my mind immediately went to #valveplug,, I couldn't focus the whole lesson bc all I ended up thinking abt was Optimuses valve,, It's getting baddddd,, (⸝⸝⸝-﹏-⸝⸝⸝)

dude bc optimus is so big i bet his whole mouth can fit around you,,, ૮⸝⸝´﹃`⸝⸝ა likeeee he's eating u out/suking u off and it is just completly like ENGULEFD by his mouth,, size difference heheheheeee,, #valveplug

Imagine edging Soundwave in his alt form,, just barely pushing in the CD in and out of his input,, rolling the volume nob between your fingers,, to everyone else it just looks like you're indecisive about music, but you and him both know better than that,, (⸝⸝⸝- ᴗ -⸝⸝⸝ ;) #valveplug

Imagining tugging on Optimus's wiring,, twirling and pulling the specific ones that make him go crazy,, licking them down all the way to his chestplate and barely stopping before reaching his matrix just to tease him,,, (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝) #valveplug

How I look in class knowing that when I get home I'm going to look at Optimus getting his valve totally ruined,, (◜◡◝) #valveplug

I don't get mass displacement... A. Why would I want to fuk a mech who is same height when I can go 4 the HUGEE size! And B. Wouldn't it be uncomfortable?.. Yk how when ppl squeeze to small spaces,, If u don't wanna fuk a cybertronian in the normal size jus' don't fuk them at alll!! (-_-) #valveplug

Threesome w/ TFP Wheeljack and Ratchet,,, licking Wheeljacks wings,, Wheeljack is condescending and Ratchet is serious,, they kiss in the middle of it,, (-///-) #valveplug

Im real passionate abt Transformers( #valveplug )! Maybe not in a normal girl way but I dont care! Like yes, I rlly like wireplay! Yes I fantasize abt Optimus! Yes I am super fascinated with the concept of EMC field play! And tbh I'm not ashamed! (>0<)!!! I'll keep posting abt my drabbles always!

I think Optimus gets shy when he opens his chest and u can see the matrix, it’s in his t-cog space so it’s still as sensitive just to a higher degree! Imagine licking it and watching him groann,, running ur fingers around the middle edges,, (-////-) #valveplug

Tbh I don’t think the spike can fit in a human but there r other options!! Likeee,, grinding on the spike or the digits! Grinding on a cybertronians digits would feel real nice I think bc a lotta friction,, (;///;) It jus doesn’t make sense when they write it to fit bc no way it wouldd..! #valveplug

Bumping crotch plates,,, I'd imagine it'd feel kinda like dry humping,, wowieeeee (-////-) #valveplug