Midweek PubDog

A classic #WontLookWednesday in the sunshine today ☀️🐾

Monday. Time to get spannering 😈🐾

Rock ‘n’ roll Friday night chez Flora with my favourite, FootlessDuckie. 😴

No Mam, it wasn't me that you heard splashing about in the pond. Why do you ask? 🫣😇

There is a treato-tax to be paid before crossing the bridge Mam. You’re not paying? Hope you’ve got your wellies on, then.

Pals! I found some *supper/treasure in the woods a short time ago and brought it to Mam. She was unimpressed 🤮 and made me drop and leave it. *Squizzer, delicately aged.

Thursday 🐾🎾🐾🎾

Doing my best ever sit-and-wait. For what, I don’t know. Certainly wasn’t a treato, eh Mam? 🧐

Monday morning spannering. Come on in Mam, the water’s lovely 🫢

Almost airborne 🛫

I think Mam has lost the Assemble-your-Spanna instruction leaflet.

Sad Spanna #SixNationsRugby #SCOvIRE

Emergency Friday evening surgery for poor Duckie and Ladybug 🪡

No Mam, I’m not cleaning out a spanna snotty nose. How rude of you to suggest such a thing. 😜

Monochromatic Monday 🖤

Playing the “who is the best girl?” game with Mam this afternoon. 😇

A very subtle #WontLookWednesday

No Mam, I most definitely do not regret my decision to refuse my big coat.

Presented Mam with a birthday snack/pressie of a lucky paw* Was she grateful? No she was not 😤 *Not lucky for the rabbit/hare, obvs.

Continuing ancient Mam’s bus pass birthday weekend, I moved on from yesterday’s PubDog to SofaDog with Aunty C then Bohemian CafeDog for cake this afternoon.

PubDog again. With Mam and my luffly Aunty C

Yes Mam, you are getting a Flo-hard-stare. You’re standing there with a bowl of bread and butter pudding and not one morsel, not even a crumb, is heading my way.

The snow has all disappeared and it’s a balmy +8 degrees, so I don’t have to wear my big coat. Me n Mam celebrated this with a trip to our favourite place and a little #TongueoutTuesday

A week of wearing my “big coat” Scottish Mams are nodding at this. 🥶🧥

Snow. Tennis ball. Happy Spanna. Pity about the jumper 😒

Just checking you’re awake from your old wifie sofa nap Mam. It’s nearly time for my dinner…

Checked for treatos hidden in the snow; unsurprisingly there were none.

Happy Crispymouse* to all my furpals and their families. May there be lots of tasty floor snacks from the table tomorrow 😋 *may the meeses be more crispy than the decaying one I nommed this morning 🤤

Quite pleased that I found a warm spot for a sit on our walk, Mam didn't seem so keen 🤷🏼‍♀️

The weather has been dreadful today so I devoted my time to very important spanna snoozing. One-eyed Tigger was tasked with staying awake and keeping it on Mam in case she opened a cheese wrapper.

An afternoon of culture with my aunties, Aunty C and Aunty A

Pubbing & clubbing with my luffly Aunty C and Aunty A at @InnDeepBar. Ancient Mam tagged along too...

Rock 'n' roll Saturday night chez Flora. Dreaming of 💞Charlie💞 @amynsarah.bsky.social

Waves paw madly to pal 🐾 @pipersprocks.bsky.social

Mam decided to look for a new FloraMobile. By "look" she meant find one & spend all my treatos money on it 🙄 It was 250 miles away, so a road trip with stopover ensued, where I made a new friend. Here's me & Shadow, two good girls waiting on toast corners yesterday morning.

I give you my treasured Debra-the-Zebra to play with Mam, as a spanna apology for sicking up a partly digested 🐈 💩 snack on your bed earlier. 😞

Thursday morning cuddles with Mam, just because. 🥰

No, I am not sulking Mam but you didn't need to use a rudey word when asking me to stop nibbling at the bald bit on my leg. It's very itchy.

I hate you Mam 🤬

Subdued spanna or sulking spanna? Been to the VEE EE TEE for my ladybits op today. No ConeOfCourage but a bodysuit that makes me look like a baby. There had better be a gazillion eleventy treatos, Mam. Just saying.

With a -8degC overnight to a balmy -2degC by mid afternoon Mam decided to search for my jumper. “I wonder if it still fits you, Flo?” Pals, she made it fit. The I N D O G N I T Y.

Lookout duties from my favourite bench on my favourite hill.

My luffly Aunty C dropped by today and brought my super luffly Aunty J, so we went to the pub. Again! And Aunty J lets me up on a chair unlike meany Mam! I luffs Aunty J and Aunty C 😘

📣 ‘Nouncement 📣 Fresh snacks pals! Just by the tree, help yourselves.

Mud, mud, glorious mud Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood. No Mam, I dont think a bath is required, actually.

Just a well behaved spanna, doing a sit/stay WITHOUT EVEN BEING ASKED. Were treatos given? Take a wild guess, pals. 😠

What Mam thinks a spanna looks like. All behind and tail, sniffing for ‘treasure’ 🐭 <sound up>

No Mam, you’re not seeing double 🥴 It’s pal Ivy and me, twins who find the sniffs much more interesting than sitting for a photo 📷

Wearing my bandana with pride. #TheyAlsoServed #MurphysArmy theyalsoserved.org