Had SO much fun as the guest monologist at the #ASSSSCAT show last night!! What a brilliant and funny bunch! Thanks for having me @ucbtla.bsky.social !

Congrats cast & crew on the series finale #911LoneStar! Thx for having me! Shoutout to the real firefighters #LAFD for all you’ve endured. Join me in thanking them by donating #LAFDFoundation supportlafd.org To help ppl most impacted by fires consider donating to #CalFundWildfireRecovery calfund.org

🔥Catch me TONIGHT as firefighter Krista Triola opposite the one and only #RobLowe on the fall finale of #911LoneStar on Fox! I make Capt. Owen Strand an incredible offer… can he refuse?! Don’t miss Episode 9 tonight at 8pm ET! 🔥 🚒 #RyanMurphyProductions

If anyone else got duped don’t worry. I gave Fake Bruce a fist bump. So in the spirit of Kelly and AvED, now Fake Bruce gets a 🖕. First round of ‘ritas on you guys! 😜 And yes, it’s really me, real Dana D. I like rhymes.

CHICAGO! Can’t f’n wait to be back in my 2nd home sweet home! Lookin forward to seeing some familiar faces & meeting bloody new ones 👊 Last appearance of the year! 📌*THIS WEEKEND* Days Of The Dead Nov 22-24 Crowne Plaza Ohare daysofthedead.com/chicago2/

Loving these starter packs! Thanks to all who are posting them!

mourning the end of my Twitter era while also mourning the end of America is a bit much right now

Can I still call it a tweet?