A micro clickbait ad showed up on my windows notification screen with a picture of a squirrel with the caption "What part of a squirrel never stops growing?" I refuse to look up what it is in case it says "penis". I really don't want to picture that....

Shamelessly stolen

Once again, Heather Cox Richardson absolutely rocking an explanation of what happened in the last week. American history professor, PhD from Harvard, taught MIT and Boston College, published 6 American history books. KNOWS. HER. SHITE. Seriously, watch this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3f-...

<chef's kiss> www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw5z...

I've been thinking about it. If you are going to the No Kings Day protest (and you really should, this one is important), you should bring a flag. Speaker Johnson and the GOP folks are trying to spin it as a "Hate America" rally. It's much harder if it's a sea of flags.

So much this

Right, so in getting info for my Halloween costume (black tactical vest with ICE twice and a baby mask), I came across the Vanilla Ice Wikipedia page. "He is credited with breaking down racial barriers in rap and hip-hop for future white rappers" <glares in Beatie Boy>

Pedictator? Can we go with that one?

This right here.

Uhm, a pill cutter shaped like a coffin might not be a good design choice.

People like artists because they can be weird for them.

If there is a God, please... just this ok?

13.14 MILLION attended 2,300+ No Kings protests nationwide. At 3.8% of the US population, this BLOWS AWAY the 3.5% threshold that political scientists say is required to overthrow dictators.

So do Trump Christians use Cheetos for Communion?

I would highly suggest everyone watch this video. Heath Cox Richardson is an American history professor at Boston College (previously MIT). She is as far from a conspiracy theorist as you can get but this sounds bonkers. If it wasn't her, I wouldn't believe it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWjR...

Still my favorite image since the tariffs started.

The main thing I learned from 16 years of Facebook. Don't engage. Block. Twat or bot? Block. Less stress and you don't have to wrestle a greased pig in a cesspool.

Salad dressing is the tasty thing that you have to eat a bunch of salad to get to.

Ok, hear me out - "Shamwow the Musical" The pitch could be "Be honest, this wouldn't be the worst musical you've ever seen..."

If I say couch humping Pope killer, do you think people will know who I'm talking about?

Back in 15th century Europe, a dowry was often part of the price for marrying off your daughter. One particularly advantageous pairing was the son of a textile company marrying the daughter of a colorful pigment shop. Suffice it to say, she had a body to dye for.

Hey Canada and Greenland, since the Orange Mussolini is threatening economic or military action if you don't become part of the US - mmmaaayyybbbeee have a chat with China? If nothing else, you can make Aderp Twitler have a meltdown.

We need to start calling MAGAts "panicans". Rub their faces in the contempt Trump has in them worrying about their retirement and livelihoods. Maybe, juuuussstt maybe, this will wake them up. Since they live in constant fear and anger, let's direct that anger.

I just realized that the thing that changed me the most from the COVID pandemic was how I washed my hands. Minimum 20 seconds, always front/back/fingertips, and sometimes I silently sing all of "Happy birthday to you".

Why hasn't anyone taken me to Funkytown? They just talk about it, talk about it, talk about it. (...your welcome for that earworm...)

The Portland Hands Off protest did more for me than allow me to express my disgust and anger at this admin. Seeing the other protests in even deep red counties and cities, seeing the wide age range in our own march, has given me hope that I've been lacking for months.

I sincerely hope that every country that Orange Twitler levied a tarrif against hits back twice as hard. Bullies are only "courageous" when people don't fight back.

This isn't rural red county FAFO... this is MAGA America finding out that DOGE's "waste and fraud" are THEM.

THIS. Please turn off Fox News, you're getting screwed. Help the rest of us fight.

I went to a Toastmaster meeting with a leaf of bread, but they were all talk.

THIS

I went to a Sausage Fest the other day. A drank too much lager and started misbehaving. Hey, don't judge me. If you can't handle me being a brat, you couldn't handle me at my wurst...

I wasn't prepared to believe this was the decline of Western Civilization, but I heard Muzak Coldplay at the restaurant this morning...

I've come to the realization that I can't fight both the current administration AND 50% of the US. While I would be protesting, I would just get stabbed in the back by MAGA. I've decided to let them burn the whole thing down. The MAGA folks will be disproportionately affected.

There is hipster. Then there is Portland hipster. Then there is McMenamins Portland hipster.

Who made this 🤣

"Billionaires are the perfect politicians, they are simply too rich to be bribed." Me- giving stinkeye to all the billionaires "kissing the ring" of Trump while abandoning everything they used to say about him.

Ssssoooooo apparently Elon Musk is going to censor someone on Twitler based upon ""Criticism of Government Actions/Accusations Against Public Figures" ...tell me you don't understand the First Amendment without saying you don't understand the First Amendment.

Huh. It's almost as if MAGA is realizing that immigrant tech bro billionaires don't GAF about them.... Whodathunkit?