my mother, loudly, in the most absurdly fancy craft supply shop in the country: this embroidery thread looks VERY synthetic (it was silk)

I'm losing time

when you have an all staff meeting followed almost immediately by a secret surprise meeting your coworker booked and told you about and you both forgot to put in your calendars. help

ive had my headphones on with nothing playing for the last half hour singing myself songs in my head instead. bro... you can just listen to the songs for real... you were on your way to press play before you got distracted. come the fuck on

I couldn't remember my dw login and have been punished for it in formatting woes & duplicated comments but nonetheless. gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...

language is hard etc etc love you all but people have referred to a game called "morkborg" a bunch of times on podcasts etc and I have never once in my life thought "oh, they're talking about mörk borg". I thought it was a different thing and never got invested enough to look it up

my mother is arriving at the end of the week and the world is conspiring to give us no time to clean (union meeting abruptly called)

SCRAPED a w with the railgun using the aspect of lucifer phew phew phew there's no longer a horrible empty row for clear times. do NOT ask me to do that with any heat tho

what is WITH adaptations of both frankenstein and dracula compulsively reshuffling the names of characters

Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS! ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen: Owen Pallett Ghost KSMB Witch Club Satan Circuit des Yeux

november hell: brain ready to go to sleep at 6pm, by the time it's acceptable to go to bed the moment has passed. awake at quarter to two in the goddamn morning

you know when a word suddenly feels so fake to you. I say the word "genre" in swedish every day of my life because of my line of work. so why did I spend half my shift believing that i must be saying or writing it wrong

7 minute time limit with the fists: its ok. I can stop to catch a fish 9 minute time limit with any other weapon*: oh god oh fuck I'm so slow oh fuck I'm gonna get got (cleared with 10:40.57 remaining) * not That One

half the groupchat is playing hades now... you're all welcome

bro I am visible from space I think. to judge by times I've posted stuff anonymously

forgot to take my meds and then went to one of the biggest supermarkets in the country. which I guess is one way to remind yourself that you really DO have killer adhd

As of now the translation is COMPLETE!! all parts are out 😍😍 and it's an incredible read!! Jin is an incredible translator!! Be sure to give them some nice words on twitter at @itsjinvi 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

batshit Hades run just now where I went from struggling with meg to just BARELY failing to beat theseus & asterius.. bone hydra who

HOT LIBRARY INTEL: you can ask your library to purchase specific titles for their collection, usually right through the library's website. Librarians can't know every single new title, nor can they mind-read what their patrons might want to check out. Give it a shot!

shoutout to mxtx for thee funniest possible answer to "will lbh ever find out about the transmigration thing"

actually have an early post-canon changgu thing i've been meaning to write all year which is alive and kicking in my head. have actually put some words in a doc about it. however it's NOT flowing i canNOT get this setup right and my brain will NOT move on and just write the weird feelings/weird porn

managed to delete all my bookmarks while trying to do something completely different... I am a thousand years old

— I hate you. I hate you to death, Gu Zixi. #shapolang #杀破狼

Back with some changgu #shapolang

shen yi explaining his different types of headaches:

took my meds too late, not sleepy, only thoughts about gu yun's annoying mouth and Putting Things In It

they need 250€ more to make rent on their last room! I know nobody's got money these days but maybe your group chats can scrape something together. it's terrifying to be a queer and trans refugee right now

🐺☀️ #fattrewind

samot for the fatt pinup week prompt "a touch of violence" bc i realized i've only drawn him as a wolf before and i felt like drawing him for the first time for pinup week is what he would want #fattpinups #friendsatthetable

sweden report: my coworker woke up with a moose in her garden and ended up doing an entire complex operation to get to the plug for her automatic lawnmower to disconnect it so that it wouldn't end up in a moose deathmatch while she was at work

this is just the same complaint again but I'm desperate to get back into the habit of writing and I don't really know how. sometimes asking for prompts helps but at this point I feel bad bc I managed to do nothing with the prompts I got the last time rip

I haven't been able to work out for a week and INSTANTLY my body is out for blood

i don't think i took aiwen seriously enough when she said she was scared to turn the page sometimes reading jade legacy

The Beasts and Blessings of the Hallow’d Hall digital compendium is out now and available on my itch! badbucket.itch.io/the-beasts-and-blessings-of-the-hallowd-hall A bestiary of sixty five strange things and their grim fables written by me and @notquitereal.bsky.social

#杀破狼 #ShaPoLang

lianzi awakened the wenzhou brainworms so easily...

I'm doing fine btw, actually was done at the hospital fairly early + then just ate lunch and went the fuck back to bed when I got home

theres a guy on a culture quiz show here who knows classical music insanely well. like obviously ppl on kulturfrågan kontrapunkt are all experts on some kind of culture but even in the field. I'm always like goddamn. imagine knowing that much about ANYTHING

what to read tomorrow while I have to spend probably most of the day sitting around at the hospital..

its so telling that ads on public transport for AI are almost universally aimed at business owners. "sugen på att låta AI svara på kundens knepiga frågor?" motherfucker... the kund is, im telling you, not sugen på this

tried writing a post in swedish and hey uhhhh what's with my phone suddenly insisting on all särskrivningar all the time... girl you did NOT just try to make me put "ny utgiven" in a sentence

앤솔 원고 마감하면서 잘려나간 부분들 모아 봄.

Skin #tyk

a little while ago I helped a friend from Uganda fundraise for some queer refugees who were trying to flee homophonic violence for a safer place to stay. they've made it to South Sudan but they're still in need of funds... I'd love it if you all could spread this link around 💖 gofund.me/1bebb5d7c

bedtime?? (18:45)

girllllllll there's ALWAYS ONE. there's always one fucking person at any event who can't be normal

just finished this one and... lads....

nya Hcf-klassade h*rry p*tter-böcker... dra åt helvete???? hon är så jävla rädd för att tappa relevans. ööööh... 6-åringar kan inte läsa artiklar om hur mycket jag suger än... fantastisk ålder att göra dem till fans. kör. piece of shit

what do you MEAN I have to go to work