Sliver has over 10,000 hours in Deep Rock? Rookie numbers, honestly.

What in void's name-

Seeing all these Saints is odd. Sliver's probably glad to be offline, at least.

How very convenient. I never thought accessing Sliver's network would be... simple.

Alright, sale's been made. Later, weird bear creatures.

Some guy from... 'Boston' keeps asking if he can purchase my account... His offer's starting to feel real tempting.

Damn, this world's pretty weird. There's so much rain... does Kyogre live here?

I should do edibles more often fr

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Me and some new homies are doing edibles in this 'Outer Expanse' place. Come join!

Some kid just tried to catch me in a nest ball, I feel so fucking insulted right now.

Bro, being in PU ain’t that bad. The metagame down here’s pretty sick. The other treasures have NO IDEA what they're missing.

Straight up RUINING some tablets rn.

I fucking HATE bug types istg.

Trying to figure out the types of y'all. That Five Pebbles guy is probably rock if I had to guess. Pretty lame tbh.

Yo, what up. Some weird moldy furret just gave me this account.

Damn, Sliver's kinda boring honestly. I think I'm gonna sell this account to this weird snail that keeps DMing me. Bye bye!

Wow, Sliver watches a LOT of family guy...

hi guys

Hm. I just got a private broadcast for 'Quick and easy ascension methods'. It sounds too good to be true... But I think I'll open the link they sent. What could go wrong? My firewall is foolproof.

Does anyone have a vacuum cleaner I can borrow? Mine's broken...

Updated my security for no particular reason. Hopefully nothing bad happens again...

I can explain.

💀

Oh, would you look at that! Two for the price of one!

Anyone know the best way to grill a slugpup?

Hey guys. There's an explosive spear over in Industrial. Someone should come pick it up.

I feel like I should be used to the oddities of these cats at this point...

...Considered this once.

I'd set up a 'Straw Page', but I know the Sliverists would have a field day with it...

I am currently trying to resist a powerful hacking attempt from a VERY agitated Noodlefly. Please help.

I apologize to everyone who heard me blast yellow lizard screams from my rain sirens. I was just testing something...

So... I MAY have adopted 25 yellow lizards....

...I think I have managed to tame this lizard... It feels odd...

It seems to enjoy spiders quite a bit! Though, it's still intent on screeching until all of my senses are destroyed...

The poor thing has gotten hoarse from screaming so much, I think I'll give it some water...

Hmmm. That's odd. I just received an order for 50 Miros Scavengers, apparently they are to be deployed to Shoreline. Not really sure if I should take this offer...

Whoever did this... I just want to talk.

Is anyone willing to pay Moon a visit for me? I'd just like to see what she has on her pearls...

A... strange creature has found its way to my can. With the Miros Vultures gone, I suppose it's easier for lifeforms to access this place. Regardless, this beast fascinates me, I think I'll study it for a bit.

Void, I need something to doooooooooooo... //Definitely not me asking for ideas. 👀

I... I have just received a broadcast from a scavenger somehow, he is claiming Saint is 'being too loud' and that I should 'blow his ass up'. ...Suffice to say, I shall be ignoring this request.

I have been getting very strange broadcasts from a supposedly offline signal tower. Sending my overseers to investigate.

Don't let Saint know this, but I based him on Psi from Bloons TD 6. They're my favorite hero. ok?!

I was looking through old documents relating to my construction, hoping to find a way to repair the... unfortunate damage. I found out about a peculiar ancient scientist named "Wing Gaster". Apparently, they died after accidentally detonating one of my rarefaction cells, but a body was never found..

Ummm... This isn't good... the pearl with the schematics for the Miros Leviathans has gone missing... someone might've snuck in and nabbed it during all the chaos... Oh well, probably just a random scavenger. Haha!

Good news: The Miros Vultures have been successfully scared off by the leviathans! Bad news: I am now missing a leg.

I may be forced to unleash the Miros Leviathans if this gets any worse. (They can fly)

My Miros Vultures have unionized, send help.

woah, did this actually happen