Well rip me it’s been nice knowing you guys!

Math is red or blue, history is orange, spanish is yellow, elective is purple. English is a white binder & science is a green binder

2 likes & I’ll message my ex

I hate it when a hoe dms me without following me back. Not on my watch!

Perhaps I need to yap more

The urge I have to drop a fcf post on this account 🤭

1k likes 😳

Ok like all day I thought it was hump day but it’s not ugh 🤪🔫

I already changed my username on @michaelthetwink.bsky.social once but I already feel like changing it again idk

I feel like this account is making me feel more comfortable with the concept of posting *some* random stuff on my bigger page, but I will definitely keep this too cause I’m sure as hell not gonna put everything there lol

This was bait for my favs to call me cute & it worked immediately 🤭

Am I the only one that finds it kinda odd when people ask me where I live in the first message on here why do you need to know what right away 😭 like ok just try to kill me!

Btw I am assuming everyone talking about BlueSky “falling off” recently is just trying to say my new presence on the app is annoying

Confession: this picture is bothering me SO much and is making me wanna spend a week in the gym straight on my legs & the only reason it is still up is because it has over 700 likes 🤣 so just look at my dick tysm

Why are multiple female catfish accounts following this account girly I’m not your targeted audience

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Boyfriend fever hours

Why do people think they’re so cool for acting like they’re above crumbl cookies

I just know that I am Bluesky’s most annoying twink but I just can’t prove it

I am overwhelmed 🤍

Thinking about this poem that someone wrote on my post

I do lowkey be crushing hard on one of the bloomfs 🫠

I know I’m young but was this necessary? 🫠

Nothing gets me more startled then when I see my nudes on the timeline because someone reposted or replied to them 😭

Discovered today that I want a boyfriend. I am not over the trauma from my last 2 but hopefully the third will cancel it out? 😁

Is this a safe space to say I love soda but have avoided dr pepper all my life, and recently put two and two together that I avoid it because I think it’s gonna taste like black pepper because it has pepper in the name? 🫠

Thinking about how when I posted cock a guy replied calling it “fun size” and I think he was trying to flirt but was in actuality calling it small 😭 (If you find this page I’m not mad it’s just hilarious!!!)

I kinda have an irrational fear that if I post regular content on my NSFW page that I’ll get jumped because I went to long without doing it so here’s this!