You know in the Hunger Games, where a group of them band together to hunt Katniss and others… I can’t quite get why they all laugh and joke etc.. surely they realise that once everyone they hunt is gone, then they need to turn on eachother? Or is it like a coping mechanism…

My email box “hurry! Get those last minute gifts!” Me… last minute?!! I don’t start until the 23rd 😂

The Switch 2 is so incredibly uncomfortable to hold and Metroid Prime 4 is making it even worse. The joycons just dig into your palms hard, made worse by the weight of the thing. And the trigger buttons for fps games knacker your fingers… I bought a grip but it just makes it even heavier.

For anyone confused why the US suddenly hates everything about us and the EU, this is why.

I’m having to tie my hair up while I’m working. I’m at home tho so no one can see… except my bf who is not happy about me looking like a tramp with an elastic band on his head 😂

The Metroid Prime 4 discourse is crazy… “alpha males” complaining about “vagina doors”… that’s enough internet for today.

Life Series spoilers…. OMG TRIVIA BOT IS BACK #NiceLife

Lol... aint now way these two are sticking around if they cant have all the spotlight. Your Party is the hilarious car crash that somehow keeps on crashing.

Wasn’t prepared for Mary Berry fisting a turkey in her latest video.

We all need to be using more offline tech

Bubble Bobble Sugar Dungeons is out tomorrow… my favourite series of all time. I hope it’s good. It also includes a port of the Saturn version of Bubble Bobble Symphony

My rabbit Leonard is 10yo today. He has had ALL the snacks 🐰🥰

Asking for an isolation tank for Christmas

Amazon have Daemon X Machina: Titanic Scion for £19.99 on Switch 2. Not a bad price at all.

You don’t need to buy new Christmas decorations. You just don’t. It’s landfill tat.

Kirby Air Riders has arrived… I liked the original so looking forward to this

Have Leonard Bunny finding the sunshine 🐰☀️

I’m just checking… top knots / man buns haven’t come back in have they? (I’ll do anything to get out of my annual hair cut)

Leonard waiting for snacks 🐰

Gul Dukat was a groomed victim who did nothing wrong

I missed my annual haircut a few months back so I thought oh well I might as well wait til Christmas now. Work colleague said I looked like Worzel Gummidge having a midlife crisis and apparently I normally just look like Boris Johnson on a rough day. I’ve tied it up. This is why I work from home.

I bought some eggs today and got home, opened them and the shells are white. Never in my life have I ever seen a white egg before. I had to Google it to see if they were safe to eat 😂 how have I never seen these in 44 years…

My entire calendar has been flooded with junk mail entires… da fuq…

Ads on your fridge?… we need to stop buying all this shite

I’ve got my mind set on a new casserole dish and I’ve been browsing every kitchenware website I can think of. I’m literally moments away from creating a Pinterest board. This is my 40’s.

I’m on week 3 of sugar withdrawals and in the past this has been the week it gets easier…. I have never felt rougher… the shakes, the pain, the irritability… 😭

I’ve been watching some AI prediction videos… I suddenly feel like there might be a demand / need for older, offline tech soon

My favourite genre of video at the moment is people choosing to go camping in extreme weather conditions. No idea why… absolutely fascinated.

Hang on… you’re telling me that “LinkedIn influencer” is an actual job? People make money patting people on the back for stuff they made up? Gushing over people who are ‘thrilled’ to celebrate their ‘learning how to save a word doc as a pdf’ training completion? Da fuq…

Someone at work just said “the billionaires don’t care about climate change because they don’t need to. Once AI removes the need for almost all workers, they’ll just get authoritarian governments to introduce population control to mitigate the effects for the their lifetime”… deadpan gasps….

It’s weird how people get mad when you want to hold Labour to a higher standard than the Tories. Are we not allowed to want better than managed decline

I invite you to translate my bf this morning as he asks “can you put that song on about the baby’s trust fund? The purple one”.

I’ve been reading into these weight loss drugs and they are not as impressive as I thought… “lose upto 4 stone in 18 months?!!!” I need to lose that every 3 months… minimum.

It’s been almost 2.5 years since I ordered Parasol Stars from Strictly Limited Games… Every time I order from one these sites they say 6 months and it ends up being years. It’s Turrican all over again.

I always wanted the theatre of owning a Filofax but never had any actual use for one

Martok > Worf. I’m sorry but it’s true.

Announcing the death of your Nan on LinkedIn is bonkers. These people aren’t real.

A man smiled at me in Tesco in the freezer aisle. He then smiled at me again at the tills. Maybe I still got it… a tiny bit.. made my day anyway

I’ve been doing a full Discovery rewatch (again) and season 1 really hits. Admiral Cornwell remains one of my favourite characters in all of Star Trek, but I appreciate her vibe wouldn’t have worked in SNW. Still don’t like they killed her off.

I’m pretty sure my mum means pan here for my birthday present…

The good news is with a new battery, a couple of resets and almost throwing my phone against the wall, my scales are working again! The bad news is, my scales are working again 😩😭😭😭

There are too many people who believe that ‘free speech’ means everyone has to listen

Megabonk is pretty cool… like a 3D Vampire Survivors

On its birthday, share one image from your favorite TNG episode.

Rachel Reeves “never let anyone tell you there’s no difference between a Labour government and a Conservative government”… don’t worry, we won’t. You’re worse.

If your Steam wishlist isnt working, goto Store preference, language settings and just click save without changing anything. Magically fixes it.

At what point do we start to ask if Starmer is a plant to destroy the Labour Party completely? Ain’t no way with how things are, all the horrible things they’ve done to make peoples lives worse, way behind in the polls and they thought “let’s take away their right to privacy, that’ll win them back”

Chief O’Brien was a classic example of not maximising the talents of your employees. Sisko was laughing all the way to the bank when he took him out of Picard’s transporter room.

Sat on this plastic chair hooked to the wall in the hospital and it’s straining for dear life… god I’m so fat 😩

Just thinking about how Picard at the beginning of season 3 left Laris to go see his ex girlfriend and never came back