I’ve been watching some AI prediction videos… I suddenly feel like there might be a demand / need for older, offline tech soon

My favourite genre of video at the moment is people choosing to go camping in extreme weather conditions. No idea why… absolutely fascinated.

Hang on… you’re telling me that “LinkedIn influencer” is an actual job? People make money patting people on the back for stuff they made up? Gushing over people who are ‘thrilled’ to celebrate their ‘learning how to save a word doc as a pdf’ training completion? Da fuq…

Someone at work just said “the billionaires don’t care about climate change because they don’t need to. Once AI removes the need for almost all workers, they’ll just get authoritarian governments to introduce population control to mitigate the effects for the their lifetime”… deadpan gasps….

It’s weird how people get mad when you want to hold Labour to a higher standard than the Tories. Are we not allowed to want better than managed decline

I invite you to translate my bf this morning as he asks “can you put that song on about the baby’s trust fund? The purple one”.

I’ve been reading into these weight loss drugs and they are not as impressive as I thought… “lose upto 4 stone in 18 months?!!!” I need to lose that every 3 months… minimum.

It’s been almost 2.5 years since I ordered Parasol Stars from Strictly Limited Games… Every time I order from one these sites they say 6 months and it ends up being years. It’s Turrican all over again.

I always wanted the theatre of owning a Filofax but never had any actual use for one

Martok > Worf. I’m sorry but it’s true.

Announcing the death of your Nan on LinkedIn is bonkers. These people aren’t real.

A man smiled at me in Tesco in the freezer aisle. He then smiled at me again at the tills. Maybe I still got it… a tiny bit.. made my day anyway

I’ve been doing a full Discovery rewatch (again) and season 1 really hits. Admiral Cornwell remains one of my favourite characters in all of Star Trek, but I appreciate her vibe wouldn’t have worked in SNW. Still don’t like they killed her off.

I’m pretty sure my mum means pan here for my birthday present…

The good news is with a new battery, a couple of resets and almost throwing my phone against the wall, my scales are working again! The bad news is, my scales are working again 😩😭😭😭

There are too many people who believe that ‘free speech’ means everyone has to listen

Megabonk is pretty cool… like a 3D Vampire Survivors

On its birthday, share one image from your favorite TNG episode.

Rachel Reeves “never let anyone tell you there’s no difference between a Labour government and a Conservative government”… don’t worry, we won’t. You’re worse.

If your Steam wishlist isnt working, goto Store preference, language settings and just click save without changing anything. Magically fixes it.

At what point do we start to ask if Starmer is a plant to destroy the Labour Party completely? Ain’t no way with how things are, all the horrible things they’ve done to make peoples lives worse, way behind in the polls and they thought “let’s take away their right to privacy, that’ll win them back”

Chief O’Brien was a classic example of not maximising the talents of your employees. Sisko was laughing all the way to the bank when he took him out of Picard’s transporter room.

Sat on this plastic chair hooked to the wall in the hospital and it’s straining for dear life… god I’m so fat 😩

Just thinking about how Picard at the beginning of season 3 left Laris to go see his ex girlfriend and never came back

I’m watching Trump speaking at the UN. I’ve never watched anything more than a quick sound bite of Trump’s before. Is he high? Wtf is he talking about.

Oh their bottom line was hit… there’s no other reason they would put Jimmy Kimmel back on

Something absolutely shocking has happened… I’ve started playing my backlog.

If there was a general election tomorrow there’s literally only the Liberal Democrats who I could stomach voting for and they don’t have a chance of winning where I live. First time I’d ever consider just not voting and that’s never happened before. What a mess.

Does Zia Yusuf realise, while he talks about mass deportations of people who are here legally, that many Reform voters look at him and think, “you’re next”?

The fridge when I’m back for the third time in the last hour for more snacks…

I heard the phrase “it’s vintage, like 2010’s” today. Just dig my grave already.

This ‘liquid glass’ stuff is giving me Windows Vista flashbacks… god it’s so awful. And my poor iPhone 11 chugging along 😩

Latest in the ‘we’re definitely not the Tories’ news…

My season 3 review of Star Trek Strange New Worlds can be summed up as “70% jokes episodes that you’ll never rewatch and 30% ‘meh’ episodes”

I think I can get another year out of my trusty iPhone 11

How many times does Nigel Farage need to pee on people’s legs and tell them it’s raining before they learn?

“Be the bigger person” cries the one who’s been the smaller person so many times they finally made you consider being the same this one time.

Starting my annual Panzer Dragoon Saga play through… my childhood Sega Saturn still working perfectly.

Few things more frustrating than trying to get a non XBox controller working on a PC. "yeah, you can have rumble, but then you have to put up with the wrong buttons".. "yeah you can have the right buttons, but only when you use wired mode"... "You can have the dpad working but youll have no sound" 😮‍💨

I feel like they got to season 3 of Star Trek Strange New Worlds and not only have they obviously had the budget cut massively, but they just gave up. With only 1 episode left to go, this season has shaped up to be just awful.

I’m wondering how different the last 15 years would have been if Nick Clegg had refused the 2010 coalition government. He could have waited another 5 years on that popularity wave all the way to being the main opposition party… at least.

My rabbit Leonard bids you a good day.

If you are in your early 40s now like I am & you want to retire with a 'basic' standard of living retiring at 65, you need at least £1.2 million in your pension. That assumes the state pension still exists then & is added to that number. Something tells me this is going be a big crisis in 20 years.

I've had an idea for a game for a long time but no idea what im doing to execute the idea. So today I stopped procrastinating and I tried my hand at recreating my favourite Atari 2600 game, Crystal Castles, in Godot. Andddddddd.... im hooked. This is so satisfying seeing basic stuff come together

Another joke episode for Strange New Worlds… half the season has been these ridiculous comedies. It’s like if Fair Haven or those terrible DS9 holosuite episodes were a full run. Such a waste when the season is only 10 episodes long.

Every post on LinkedIn is some rando rich person who has never had to think about how much anything costs in their entire lives preaching “you don’t need to work 80 hours a week, just dynamically realign your life goals to meet your success needs and just stop being poor. Now praise my greatness!”

Two groups of American tourists have found themselves in Nandos and rather than moving to tables nearer to eachother they’re just screaming at eachother across the restaurant

Left the house and theres a flag on every other lamppost, some of them the wrong way up. Hopefully a Farry Falange government isn’t inevitable

Started playing Final Fantasy 16 and I’m totally hooked on the plot. Yes, the plot.

The Israeli government should never be forgiven