ike's sandwiches, nobody does it like you

LIBRARIES ARE GREAT AND HAVE MANY THINGS BUT PLEASE CHECK THE LIBRARY WEBSITE AND NOT THE GOOGLE AI SUMMARY TO FIND OUT WHAT *YOUR* LIBRARY OFFERS (sincerely, a library that has not offered free zoo tickets for over twenty years that still gets people asking for zoo tickets)

this task calls for the fodlan boobie inspector

whenever my aunt gets too drunk she brings up when i suggested she go to therapy😭 i bet she wouldnt be too drunk if she'd gone to therapy though

sylvain, oblivious: i went to his pole dancing class's performance yesterday. yuri is sooo strong. he makes it look so fucking easy. i bet he can do it in his sleep! isn't that crazy? felix, seething: no, not really.

I was picturing jeritza with a grim reaper tattoo, then i remembered i have a grim reaper tattoo

Day 3 ~ Plague (not really) #FerdibertWeek2026

tfw your sort-of-cousin maybe faked a pregnancy and child birth but she dropped everyone who asked abt it so now you'll never know if she faked it fr (she must have right??)

sylvain, after one modelo: no mamesss felix and ingrid: you don't speak spanish 😐

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??

Please do not eat the weeds. -Dedue (Three Houses)

that clip from jersey shore when sammi says, "thats why i like you. youre a nice guy—NOT like that. Not like that though." thats [any fe3h character but especially flayn] to sylvain

sylvain is one of those guys who approaches a woman while shes filming a tiktok in the club and she genuinely shrieks

i finally added byleth to my island. a hot new bombshell has entered the villa...

i finished my modern jeritzavain finally!! im working on everything except claudevain... the last two scenes will be the end of me. how about you both drown during the company cruise instead

my favs of jeritza's interests are: - books/ the library (nerd) - kids (does he wish for a younger sibling to care for? in an ideal world, did he want kids? 🥹) - cats - the opera - gossip

yuri comm #FE3H

that's pooh bearrrr🧎

yes i need ai to summarize 🙈🙈

Sylvain x Felix @starrryknight.bsky.social #FEArtScuffle #CactusFEArtScuffle

i finally finished my fic for sylvix weekend yayyy

does anyone have that photo thats something like: sylvain: why are you telling people im the father of your child?? hilda: idk bored

sylvain: maybe we should break up. im a complete waste of time. felix: I just asked what you want for lunch

happy pride month

i just booked an appt... LMAO it's a flash piece tho!! customs are out of my reach for now

t*m steyers campaign team texted me under my deadname ? he didnt have my vote but now he really doesnt

i saw a reaaaallly fucking cute drawing of sylvain. now im mad.

knocked loose and denzel curry co-headlining a tour is wildddd im kinda into it

cw: hellllla flashing lights ‼️ underscores was sm fun!!! :3 i would luuuuv to see her again. my footage is so shaky from all my dancing. sorry for party rocking

i dont think i particularly struggle with making friends as an adult because i have always struggled to make friends

"finding love" is a little exaggerated because the fic all takes place in less 24 hours but whatever

ellipsus won't let me merge my draft because its scared of jeritzavain 😒

caspar and hubert

jeritzavain bonding over dead siblings <3

seeing underscores tn!!!

i want to get a few different tattoos soon but i dont think its realistic for me rn ☹️

i dont think mindy can ever create a character better than devi vishwakumar

let dimitri be a freak on a leash. he likes it!

"Hello Sylvain, We are not a gay bar." IS KILLING MEEEE LFMFNFN

mercie is soooo babie <3

mercedes and felix comm☀️🌙 #fe3h

waaaait, babes is lowkey converting...

i dont like any pet breeding but purebred™️ chihuahuas have to be among the most infuriating 😭 if you dont go pick a random chihuahua mix up from that latine family in the walmart parking lot...

sylvain

me: *sends non-explicit sylvix draft* gf: but what if they dry humped

just got hit by a migraine and (POST-MENSTRUAL) cramps 😔 goodbye it was good knowing yall

my nephew (7) just got an ipad. He and his friend are just calculating random numbers on FT 😭 they're screensharing the calculator

my favorite girl <3 #fe3h