been kind of busy lately but thats ok

forgot my post today

been playing megabonk recently and i was like "this is just risk of rain 2?" so i booted up risk of rain 2 and remembered very quickly why i don't play risk of rain 2. i have returned to megabonk.

i need to be dunked into a vat of ice

get and play UFO 50 now or you're gonna explode

ftl: faster than light is one of the top 10 video games invented and i am not joking. this is the only Verified True(tm) post on this entire site.

it's ok to cry also

america fucking sux but i cannot affort to leave it. this is what big america wanted.

which one of you was gonna tell me gifs still don't work

it's ok to not post if you're not funny.

is anyone else seeing Bubsy 4D on their feed or do i need to go to the hospital immediately

shit has and always will be fucked up... unless we can put on the best damn talent show the earth has ever seen!!

i'd say you could finally play chibi robo on a nintendo system without having to sell your kidney for a physical copy, but buying the switch 2 would require you to sell one anyway. oh well. chibi robo is top 1 videogame and i suggest you play it when it drops

We Bought a True...

can't believe someone made this lmao

If anyone suggested I use "AI" for art or writing I would cave their skull in with a fire extinguisher

i am a machine that turns suffering into funny

THEY DID IT? THEY'RE REMAKING PAC MAN WORLD 2? THE PAC IS BACK?????????????? THEY BROUGHT HIM BACK????? AGAIN??? BLESS YOU NAMCO... AND BLESS YOU MONEY... WITH MONEY, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!

kremling "ough" from donkey kong country is top 1 sound effect in video games

i'd say normalize being eavil and a fcucked up and a psicopath BUT IT SEEMS THAT'S ALREADY HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW so normalize being NCIE TO EAHCOTHER and BEEING FRIEND

is this correct

accidentally got back into splatoon 3 and now i remembered why i was such a rabid little shit back in my splatoon era. this literally puts diarrhea in the brain

forgot how to post

hi everyone! i bought a nintendo switch 2, and no, Warioware: Move It! is NOT playable. it does boot and mostly work, but the switch 2 doesn't have infrared cameras. so there's a handful of microgames that Do Not Work. sorry warioware fans this day we do not win

Happy pride to u pimps

i eat dirt

im sorry about the last post. im supposed to be in a cost of living crisis. i'd like to apologize for being unable to walk to work or do literally anything because my goddamn shoes blew up

bought shoes online, accidentally ordered the wrong size so i cancelled it, and they gave me a 10% off coupon. so when i ordered the right size, i just used the 10% off coupon that they just gave me and got the shoes cheaper. lol. lmao even. online stores are inflicted with goddamn troll physics

i lost 2 followers and im pretty sure it's because i mentioned super ghostbusters (2018), looked it up, listened about 3 lines in, and then turned their computers off forever

the album "super ghostbusters" (2018) needs to be studied by actual government paid scientists in an actually government funded lab. it's been nearly 7 years of this shit and nobody has topped this level of comedy

mentally i am at the ToonTown Online Nutty River DDL Beanfest

tell me what this guy is in charge of, again?

new pope unboxing video 2025

bad post call that a sheet

this one. seems all that this bonehead wants to do is "dunk on the 'liberal snowflakes' and make dollars" without any real regard for how much power he is actively putting into the shredder. keeping the excuse of "oh we're just trolling" in his back pocket is not a good look for the history books.

i can do a flip

sans undertale go into my eye

i don't think .

hi i've been busy

accidentally pissed off the wicked witch of the bog and they cursed me to be a little bit thirsty at work w/ no water bottle

nice to know toby fox has been insane since day one

they should invent a video game that has nine inch nails in the soundtrack

nintendo i love you but im not paying 80 usd for Vroom Vroom Wahoo

Deltarune today?

im evil 364 days a year. one of them is opposite day

tomorrow will be the unfunniest day in murica history

my life be like a youtube poop

Nintendo Direct [repost]

gonna serioused for a second so listen up. i really do not tolerate unnecessary hatred. if you're here to do something that infringes on the existence of actual real people then get out. we be gay do crimes here. if you disagree with that, let me know so i can block you.