Forcemasc should be more of a thing imo (Antivaxxers are seething)

Cats were cooking when they invented walking in a little circle before laying down and making biscuits while falling asleep. So comfy :3

*loafs on your chest and makes biscuits on your tits*

Cumming without anything coming out is a weird experience Also sucks cause i used to shoot ropes which is way cooler -w-

Calling your girlfriend little sis after making out never hurt anyone

Catgirl with an "If it fits, i sits :3" attitude, except instead of small cardboard boxes it's about absurdly massive sex toys 🤤

I'm really sadistic in theory but in practise im way too kind hearted to treat someone like that -w-

I wish i was an eldritch horror with hundreds of eyes so i could observe every photon that bounces off of my girlfriend :3

Girl that keeps mixing up the words family and polycule because to her they mean the same

If you're dating a catgirl you're gonna have to develop somnophilia sooner or later if you want to have sex because we eep a lot -w-

"I'm just a girl" - boring, trying to shift the blame, sexist while trying to be cute "I'm just a puppy" - Thats true! Who's a good puppy? Who's a good puppy? Is it you? Such an adorable little thing~ Don't worry, puppy shouldn't have to worry about such silly things, i'll take care of it 🥰

Catgirl assassin that kills her victims by curling up in their lap and falling asleep. This prevents them from moving because they dont want to wake her and she just waits until they starve

I need to cuck my daughters gf

Does anyone want me to bounce on it like my sense of self worth depends on it

Insecure daughter x mother that carves words of affirmation and praise into her so she doesn't forget how beautiful she is 💜💜

Loafing on my owners lap and purring until she gets hard from the vibrations ^w^

I think robotgirls who are into hypno should be looking at these things instead of spirals Also works symbolically because they're still "loading" and thus can't generate any thoughts :3

God im such a faggot my owner told me how they were gonna use my holes while i was in class and i blushed so hard i had to hide my face 😖😵‍💫

When im in a submissiveness competition and my opponent is a right wing alpha male who wants to join the military: 😨😔 (Not even i'm as down bad for being told what to do as they are)

Monogamous catgirl joins polycule of mousegirls for unknown reasons

If you miss your puppy gf you can just bite down on her chewtoy for an indirect kiss! ^w^

Don't cover a puppygirl in cum because she'll instinctively shake her fur and coat the surroundings in cum 😩

⚠️Don't Take your puppy gf for a walk at night because if she sees the moon she'll go "Awooo! ^w^" and you'll die of cuteness⚠️

Fucking a puppygirl is great because when she goes "Rruff ^w^" you can pretend she said "rough" and rail her even harder :3c

I need gender affirming surgery... (Getting cat ears :3)

Imagine you're having sex with a catgirl and she gets her zoomies while she's balls deep in your ass

Size queen gf who gets overwhelmed and moans like crazy anyway once she actually loses her anal virginity to her gfs normal sized cock

Having a puppy gf is crazy because this girl is 5 times as good at math as i am, but she also only has 3 braincells and theyre all preoccupied chasing their own tails

Tbh i would forgive a puppygirl for breaking my leg if she went "Rrruff! ^w^" because its just way too fucking adorable

I prevented my gf from getting touched inappropriately 😇 (i showed self restraint >:3)

The second best part of having a daughter is getting her into all the kinks that make playing with her even more fun :3c

I AM GENUINELY SO FUCKING COOKED i randomly thought about having a knife held to my throat (normal) but then my thoughts drifted to the knife actually cutting into my throat AND I GOT SO FUCKING FLUSTERED I HAD TO HIDE MY FACE WHY AM I LIKE THIS P_P

Meeting a cishet couple for the first time, but trying to be understanding: ok,, but like.. which one is the kitty and which one is the puppy?

Normalise looking at your girlfriend with big autistic eyes

Puppygirls are the most adorable creatures on the Planet 🥺

this is crazy who would be into that..

Age difference just big enough to be problematic but just too small to be hot

Mom that doesnt get modern slang but tries to be cool locks her daughter in a chastity cage so she can be "locked in" as the kids say

maybe i should get a job

Is there anything more romantic than applying estrogen gel on the bite marks you left on each other 🥺💜

My bsky is reaching critical levels of dead. Someone do something

I feel like im in heat If someone could use my prostate like a punching bag that would be great

Kitty thats a chaser for puppies x puppy thats a chaser for kitties

Its the perfect weather to leave your puppy gf in the car

Catgirls are actually ideal snuffbait because we have 9 lives :3

Godddd fuck i might actually be snuffbait >_< p_p

Kittygf having an unpaid overtime shift at the biscuit factory (my boobs)

Tempted to say "you kiss your mother with that mouth?" to the girl that calls me mommy

I deserve headpats

Grabbing her ass and playing with her tits, then acting innocent and saying "Whats wrong honey? :3" when she gets all flustered and horny, it's great ;3