It's the club from the Temu Sopranos.

Birds by Turnstile, but the lyrics are "You don't win friends with salad."

Krampus is just Christmas Vacation with a demon.

Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree but all the words are "Ah-ah-ah-ah".

Big shout-out to my dead dad for teaching me everything he knew about woodwork.

The photo really doesn't show just how girthy this sandwich is.

Imagine the only way was up.

It's very easy to say "jazz music is shite." And that's because jazz is, in fact, shite.

On a train and keep hearing this noise

My Amazon account got hacked while watching Hackers on Amazon Prime. Must be a new Prime benefit.

I think Predator 2 might be the sweatiest film ever made.

Lost an earbud yesterday. Went to put it in the charging case but it slipped from hand and rolled into a drain. Sony charge close to full price for a single replacement earbud. Bring back wires.

I've been asked to try and pick up the basics for using PowerBI at work. Anyone got any good suggestions for tutorials? YouTube etc.

Slime City album 2. The Return of Slime City. Slime City Strikes Back. Slime City 2: The New Batch (of songs)

My twitter account got hijacked and now I'm left with a stupid blue tick.

Get that jet ski fuelled.

Keep thinking of Slipknot turning up at wee venues for their early gigs and explaining their line-up to the sound engineer. Vocals, two guitars, bass, drums, percussion, DJ, guy with a beer keg and baseball bat.

Split the John.

Trying to get the perfect egg bite.

Upgraded the speaker in the shoe and added a wee amp to make it louder and even more annoying.

Someone should make a game where all you do is clean crime scenes. That would be the best game.

Bring back the 1988 Glasgow Garden Festival Coca-Cola rollercoaster.

I think I've got too many pedals.

Glad to hear the situation is well in hand.

You get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document.

You will not be informed of the meaning of Project Zeus until the time is right for you to know the meaning of Project Zeus.

I got this peanut butter powder, seems very similar to Chabuddy G's Peanut Dust. Perfect for peckish.

Recently I've noticed that chatgpt has been using emojis a lot in its responses. Telling me shit is 🔥🔥🔥 and lit! I know there's probably a setting for this but it's irritating when all I'm just asking about is a spreadsheet formula.

Crocs in the studio

Re-ee-pair When the pedals break Repair them Craig David all over your boink.ogg

Get some chip spice in your life. Get it on your chicken. Get it on your chips.

Think I might get a job at Lumon.

Oh my crap! There's been a murder.

It would be great if the round table in The Traitors got smaller and smaller as the game went on.

What a band. As if Ballroom Blitz, Blockbuster and Fox on the Run weren't enough they also somehow did That's Amore by Dean Martin released in 1953. Wow.

That's a spicy meatball

New year, NEW year

It's truly amazing what they can do with AI these days.

Got a Buzzballz for the buzzbellz.

I love it when people get so angry about these bottle caps. This guy is so angry his piss is boilng.

Did we ever find out what Billy Peltzer's mum was making in Gremlins? That's a lot of fucking onions.

He got two!!! He got two!!!

Just repaired the aux in mini 3.5mm jack on this Yamaha DTX drum module. Sound was only working on one side. The spring-loaded contact needed to be bent back into position and a small crack in the plastic enclosure was glued.

I wonder what happens the DPD driver hits 88mph.

Vigo The Carpathian woz ere B4 u!

Celtic v Rangers: Airplane mode

Fuck it all and fucking no regerts

Gigantic cinnamon bun.

There's a good chance I'm going to try surströmming while I'm here. Might regret it.