if the thing we all want to happen happens today I will write another Folgers Christmas in celebration and commemoration

so for fun I finally started writing my angst time travel story idea where Draco is sick and Hermione goes back to when Lucius is still alive in order to save him but (bc Lucius is hot) she ends up trying to save him instead and obvs they smash but it's tragic just kinda where we're at mentally

also it was really rude of everyone to notice Jason Isaacs is hot bc he played a(nother) billionaire sociopath when I have been over here THE WHOLE TIME holding down the hot Jason Isaacs agenda so if I could get some apologies thanks

hi everyone just back to say I'm writing lucius/pansy smut again

I'm not gonna do it I'm just thinking about it...

ꜰᴏʀ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱɪɴɴᴇᴅ Lucius/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Demon/Priest AU. 8k, one-shot. E for Explicit and possibly Excommunication 😈 archiveofourown.org/works/65906464

sneak peek (and maybe I never say nevered about writing dramione again 👀)

SPOILER IT'S DILF LUCIUS IN A HYPER SPECIFIC AU SCENARIO and also it's posting 💫tomorrow💫

i wrote another thing that's gonna make people only priv bookmark 😈

THE kassanovella commented 🥵 on one of my dilf lucius fics and if i disappear from the interwebs again it's because i've peaked and can achieve nothing higher

damn chatham @ me next time and also, YOU'RE WELCOME

No Prisoners: Panville, Voldy wins AU, enemies to lovers, slow burn. 9k, WIP. Rated E. My very very very belated gift for the amazing @drpansyparkinson.bsky.social ♡ archiveofourown.org/works/65634217

i'm just saying there's barely any smuts in here

also why is my timeline not absolutely obsessed with jonathan stuart bailey as i am, what feed do i need to follow for this content

my wish for the fandom community in this new space is that we can stop wasting our breath re-airing CLEARLY dumbass takes from people uninterested in learning or growing. bully them for being fucking dumb, sure. but then block, babes. that function works here.

ahem i am reposting this demonic lumione abomination in case you want to reread on the off-chance a sequel just happens to drop this week. and even though i said i wasn't writing dramione anymore... i also might have made an exception. archiveofourown.org/works/53076793

hey babes get in we're going villain fucking

i haven't been able to write anything since july but i finally updated something and I'm so so happy about it archiveofourown.org/works/477823... ps there's pansmione bathroom sex in this one :)

all the angst coming soon to an ao3 near you