Ginger: it’s chilly in here. Bump up the thermostat. Me:

@profanity.accountant pretty sure I’m one of the worst offenders.

Forged when the world was young, and bird and beast and flower were one with man, and death was but a dream.

Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌

Remember friends: No to Amazon, yes to Bookshop.org

The Old97s should have been huge. They are so damned good.

I read this. The whole thing. I have regrets. Its impact on my sanity was somewhere around the level of opening my front door and finding Cthulhu, Shub-Nigguruth, and Nyarlathotep having a three way on my front lawn. In broad daylight.

TL cleanse. Before acting, it is necessary to check. 😂

In hell, Stalin starts sweating harder.

Made my survival check, despite the damp wood.

I marked a student absent. He was kidnapped on his way to school. His main priority was to complete the reading assignment for his English class. Not running and hiding from ICE GOONS.

NOT TODAY SATAN

My son came downstairs wearing a t-shirt and jeans, with no socks. He had the AUDACITY to tell me he was cold.

I am in this picture and I do not like it

D&D pro-tip: send out high res maps to get printed in an oversized format. I had this map printed out 36x48 at Office Depot and my players are going to love it.

Is Mohammed bin Salman’s nickname Bubba?

We’re in the ‘move as much money off shore as we possibly can’ phase of the administration, a couple years ahead of schedule.

The truth is going to be so much worse than we thought.

This holiday season, give Jeff Bezos and Amazon the gift of zero dollars. 🥰

At UMD, I took a class in ‘Theory and Practice of Fascism.’ In a lecture, the professor mentioned one of the NSDAP’s propaganda stories about Hitler was that he took the controls of an airplane caught in a bad storm and safely got the plane out. The Leader must be superior! Infallible!

I have taken leave today and Monday (we call it situational furlough, because bullshit). As usual, I have a metric shitton of things to do, but a kitten has fallen asleep on my lap and I am stuck.

Young Master Gilbert is an absolute moron.

Fuck yeah

Not surprising that the Administration seems like they are planning ignore the law and stiff furloughed feds. Especially since my agency had those of us who were essential/excepted record our time as furloughed.

Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.

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Well worth a listen.

Make a plan to vote!

Attention, @xoofxos.bsky.social

It’s the time of year to remind everyone that sweater vests are both tactical and practical. Your core is warm but your arms are free to unleash mayhem.

In contrast, here he is when the new couch was delivered last month. All 17 ginormous pounds of him. He ain’t a Snackable any more. Now he’s a Hungry Man dinner.

Been a rough week, folks. Have a picture of baby Snax as a reward for getting through it. He was v smol.

Has anyone ever gotten an accidental Karl Marx tattoo before? Maybe woken up one day with the hammer and sickle emblazoned on a butt cheek?

EROs were already a joke. Now they’re worse.

Lycanthropes everywhere start sweating.

Finished another Christmas present:

Dragged @xoofxos.bsky.social out into nature this morning to recharge our batteries. Went hiking at the JugBay Wetlands Sanctuary along the Patuxent River.

Sounds like the outlaw motorcycle club got themselves a bad cover band for the evening’s entertainment.

freeze em out folks

When the GOP has lost the Deep Ones vote, they are well and truly fucked.

Remember kids: clandestine means to hide the act; covert means to hide the actor.

Whatcha reading, fam?

GROOT! NOOOOOOOOOOO

Soldiers lined up at the food bank.

Are we at war with Norway yet?