I read a lot of books. As in, over 300 this year, and over 450 last year. NINE-TENTHS by @jmfrey.bsky.social is one of the more important ones I've ever read. So important I did a thing I rarely ever do (and should do more for all the indy authors I love) and left reviews on Amazon & Goodreads.(1/2)

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What fresh hell is this?!?! #DaylightSavingTime

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Bonus rounds: - Half close personals are not surprised; family is shocked and wants receipts or it didn't happen - NVM maybe it's just a lot of trauma? - Or both. Both is good. - Actually, it's ADHD, Anxiety, Depression, Autism, OCD, AND CPTSD - I am moving to the wilderness and never coming back

Also: looking for holiday gifts for parents that give that, "You're responsible for most of my trauma but I mostly forgive you" kind of energy. Mixed nuts?

Rumors of my activity on social media have been greatly exaggerated. ...not sure if porting all those old Twitter tweets was a good idea or a bad idea, but here we are...?

You know it's going to be a day when your mirror pep talk goes like this: "Okay. We have Xanax, health resources, and a high pain tolerance. We can do this."

That moment when a friend asks you what you thought of a book's ending and you give a six part story structure critique that dives into themes and symbolism in long walls of text and then you realize they were looking for, "It was/wasn't cool." Right.

On tonight’s episode of Out of Context Theatre: Me: if we are going to channel ancient Viking gods, then we will do it with rocks. @AFHenley: As the good lord intended. Me: Amen.

OMG MORE #ART from Demondreams! I am beside myself with the happy. Go check it out at the bottom of the #chapter!Show Me Your Sins, INDEED. 😈 #fanfiction #fanart #sasodi #sasori #deidara #naruto #monoshizukanohi #darkprism #kink #AU archiveofourown.org/works/40485282…

You know what goes well with #fanfiction? #Fanart. The amazing @FluisterArt contributed (MORE!) to the LET FREEDOM BLEED cause. Check out the bottom of the chapter for the #art!#sasodei #sasori #deidara #darkprism #naruto archiveofourown.org/works/40485282…

Deprivation, the story I think of as my AU BDSM fairy tale, is now fresh and edited - that one needed some work. Worth every hour of it. Especially the minor tweaking. For reasons.#fanfiction #naruto #kink #bdsm #monoshizukanohi #darkprism archiveofourown.org/works/11788902…

The editing for #Monoshizukanohi continues, and I discovered that my Neji/Shika fic "One Night at Break" was hopelessly confusing thanks formatting errors. Those have now been fixed. Along with other issues.#naruto #fanfiction #editing #neji #shikamaru archiveofourown.org/works/11719275

Before I forget: Not exactly a new story for #sasunaru month or what have you, but I DID edit my BDSM Naruto/Sasuke fic "Breaking Point" the other day. It's now 30% less toxic and 100% epithet free. Old writing. Eesh. Um, enjoy?#fanfiction #naruto archiveofourown.org/works/281443

Just had a guy at work try to mansplain to me that my grammar was incorrect because the word he wanted to use IS A WORD.SAYS SO. I got the joy of explaining that yes, words exist. It matters how we USE them, Johnny Boy. DICTIONARY.COM

Things that make me irrationally insane part 376: crackling on a phone line/meeting line connection.

A friend just said, "You're this force floating around, and then you see this shiny fairy, and you're like, 'OH! A fairy! I love those!' and you dive down and land in a sucking black hole, and you've never left." And this is the most accurate depiction of my life ever stated.

That moment when you're writing a novel and you're halfway through or so and you realize you have no idea what the hell you're doing, who are these people, why are you here, what have you done, and oh God, it's too late to stop, isn't it? Sigh. #editing

Saw a TikTok about the movie Devour (Jensen Ackles) which said it was the "moviest movie that ever movied." They... were not wrong. 2005 was such a different time.

What's better than a fanfiction chapter? A fanfiction chapter with fanart by @FluisterArt!!! THANK YOU, FLU!#sasori #naruto #fanart #fluart #fanfiction #darkprism #monoshizukanohi #sasodei archiveofourown.org/works/40485282…

Yeah, I'd tweet more, but it's all just existential dread and complex trauma over here, so... Have a hippo. They're my favorite.

The Night House (movie) was pretty good, actually, and it's hard as hell to make me more than "meh" at a scary movie, these days. I love them, but a creepy movie that's good as opposed to so-bad-it's-okay? Yeah. Hard to find.

Just gonna leave this here… tiktok.com/t/ZTRSnQC4J/?k…

That moment when your nonfandom friend wants to read your fic full of sex and murder and kink and mayhem and you’re like….

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We are LIVE! First chapter of Let Freedom Bleed is now live on A03! It's the high school crack fic with a bodycount and at least one dance number you never knew you needed! #sasori #deidara #sasodei #naruto #bleach #fanfiction #monoshizukanohi #au archiveofourown.org/works/40485282

Just wrote, "The End." 128K, unedited. Written in almost exactly 4 months, which I think is a record, for me. New Monoshizukanohi story coming soon.

A new chapter of my (very) twisted faery tale, LUCK & OATH just went out to Patrons! Read more about it here or at the link in the bio. | #amwriting #writing #writingcommunity #fiction #patreon #fantasy #romance #horror | patreon.com/posts/68529138

Also? Four more scenes. And then this thing is done. #monoshizukanohi

That moment when you have so many house/castle/apartment/abode references open because you're working on three plotlines at once and one has a dream sequence that you have to pause to remember where the hell you housed the Fae.

Am going back through the Mono stories and making edits and copious notes, for reasons, and WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL WAS UP WITH MY PARAGRAPH BREAKS IN ALTERING AFFECTION? Jesus wept and quit reading soon after, but that was hard to follow. Thank you, readers, for your patience.

Um, this tweet wins the week. And Tandy, love, your passkey's in the Bliss Owner's office. Use the coded knock - you know the one. Neji's expecting you. 🖤🖤🖤 t.co/qT9Y6nO9jx

Go, go, GOOOOOOO! We have so much fun. 📚🔮🎙🎭🌈 t.co/OPsW7dsqyi

New Tumblr, if that's your thing. Because the journey to find a social media outlet that I can use for *all* my writing updates that I don't despise continues, lol. demented-tours.tumblr.com

Wordle 227 4/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Four is just my lucky number!

This post explains why social media wrecked fandom, and I cannot agree harder or more wholeheartedly. tadoritsukuhibi.tumblr.com/post/674642498…

Wordle 225 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m a little ashamed I didn’t get it until the fourth try. 😫

Wordle 223 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 MWAHAHAHA!

Wordle 221 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #accomplished

Tonight’s Out of Context Theatre is brought to you by @AFHenley: Me to Henley: Good LORD I don’t know if you need to get laid or go ahead and start your life as a serial killer! Henley: Look, I’m just collecting, okay?

Wordle 220 4/6 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Team effort today 😂

Wordle 219 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sheesh…

Wordle 216 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This sense of accomplishment is ridiculous…

Feeling a deep spiritual connection with this song tonight after a few choice interactions lately. Fuck your couch, your car, and that shit you call art. But not your dog. The dog can stay. youtu.be/mcuGjQghM_g

Late to the party, but I called the entire Malignant movie in the first 15 minutes. From the moment she hit her head and we saw the silhouette of the bad guy. Do people who watch these things and get shocked actually read/watch horror?! It was so obvious and so badly done. SO BAD

Finally.

Today I am at least 46.2% less of a dick than I was on Saturday. Normally this would be a disturbing trend but in this very specific application of dickishness, I am pleased. That is all. As you were.

Nothing will derail me faster when reading a #BDSM fic than trying to figure out the Dom's rig and how it works/how to do it better. Scorching sex, POV is the sub losing their mind, and I'm like, "BuT wHeRe Is iT fuCkInG AnChOred?!" #domproblemswithreadingfictionforfun #kink