no i don't have spotify wrapped i have half a tidal recap

drinking a negroni before watching foreign film at local indie cinema

oomf put buzzballs in the work fridge

.. leave michelle yeoh alone!!!!

i've decided to focus only on things i can control

everyday everyday i hunger for the taste and mouthfeel of fried chicken, a potato crisp, and occasionally even a cookie

google search how to manifest

gay worker at charity shop clocked us and was like did you have a look at our bureaus?

how did marketing get to this point? (cringe)

jean paul gotye

god i hope my future child will make sponsored posts on their instagram meme page

do house roast cafes get offended when i ask for their guest espresso

@icloud.com is crazy for a work email

i can't fucking wait to see what cat cohen does in sentimental value

so cold but my wifi not strong enough to work in bed..

made nyt ragu i have seasonal depression

at millennial trade gay rugby bar

beefing with bobbed up tall bitches at the perfume genius gig

google chrome reactivating their youtube account, gq doing journalism, mother against daughter, climate change....

we are in the ouroboros of media

fax is short for facsimile..

i'm so sick of cokeheads like bitch drink a redbull

i will eat enough fibre every day. i will drink a hearty smoothie when i'm away from home.

it has come to my attention that incels have coined the word slutstack....

why is taking a train in the daytime so cheerful friendly conductor as opposed to at night

coworker just said he didn't think bugonia was realistic 😭

why is going out on a friday when you have a full time job so difficult

adults renewed for season 2 maybe there is hope for tv

peer pressured into spending 30 bucks on a velma costume

lili reinhart emmy

streets saying yves is the best singer in loona

cooper raiff is only 28 years old....

kick drum, chew gum

first date question: where do you stand on poptimism?

yes here i am at age 23 watching katseye videos

everyone's always saying they've had vietnamese coffee before and then they haven't

just ate a whole bag of KFC flavoured lays #crazy

some days i get sufficient sleep and some days i barely get any

elliott smith hitting

under my presidency, any man who flashes his abs on short form social media content will be exiled.

gonna condition myself to read books instead of j*rking off

i love techno pasta

all newgen stantwt imaginal disk mag bay fans are not valid if they weren't in the audience for at least one mag monday stream

japanese breakfast and magdalena bay covering mgmt time to pretend but mica's mike wasn't working....

coco and clair clair are the most famous ppl in the world

had serious discussions w man in the middle of crowded mall my life is an indie movie fr

someone convince me to care about paul thomas anderson

bruising on my neck from jiujitsu yesterday oh that's not....

someone's dog started dancing for us at the laundromat wtf

how wonderful is it to be alive in the same lifetime as luca guadagnino making movies