We’re going to need longer sentences.

A dog among dogs, who was also a dog among men, has now gone to be a dog among the angels. RIP

After Trumps amazing US war victory over Iran, many other countries are now begging Trump to go to war with them Too.

Almost my entire email history has vanished from my desktop accessed email account. Any thoughts?

If it applies retrospectively that bins almost every Labour MP

That’s a great idea, that makes it very easy to refuse to take.

Americans insist they have guns to fight off tyranny Yet now that tyranny has arrived They insist they are powerless to fight it Do Americans know how much of a global joke they are? How the world now sees them as full of shit ?

He’s really, really, really good at it.

Trump predicts Scattered diaperstorms. .

What was it about?

Can your chicken sing Frank Sinatra songs? If so it’ll be big, huge I tell you. HUGE.

Oh bugger, I was going to write a movie about that and now she’s actually doing it.

Or women need to buy tranquilizer dart guns too.

It was already illegal. All Elizabeth Warren has done is create a defence for the crimes which happened before this act was enabled.

🎯🎯

You’re talking about communism, not socialism.

Except if it leads to being violently ill, naked, and not being able to get further from a toilet bowl than six feet for several days - obviously.

"Makin' Bacon" "My Wagina can crack wall-nuts"

ENGLISH, you mean ENGLISH.

If this is happening in largely MAGA areas, I fully support it. PLAINTIFF: My whole family died from cancer or toxic poisoning and I want compensation. JUDGE: Did you and your family vote for Trump? PLAINTIFF: Yes. Definitely JUDGE: Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Case dismissed. NEXT.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Why? What are Democrats going to do? Make it even worse?

Why?

It must be time for Melania to dump Trump; he only has 6-12 months left before he crashes and burns. In fact, isn't it nearly time for Trump to run away to a non-extradition country where the age of consent is ten and having sex with your daughter is legal?

Trump - Penises - Idiot It’s quite simple when you realise.

This is disgraceful…

I have loved this song for such a long time. So much so I recently wrote a movie around it. This is not the best recording but still... www.bing.com/videos/river...

Why don't they build their stupid data centers in freezing cold places? Free cooling. Free water. How stupid are these people?

Sixty cents a meal per prisoner is skimpy but even I could do better. There is no reason to feel hungry at sixty cents a meal when you are feeding hundreds/ thousands. There is also no reason why prisoners' jobs could not bump it up to eighty cents or much more - except fraud. Make bread.

Gerrymandering is older than America ""Eighteenth-century elections are largely synonymous with corruption and debauchery, epitomized by the infamous 'rotten' and 'pocket' boroughs, and memorably represented by William Hogarth's 'Humours of an Election' series (1755). The above is USA today.

It is MUCH worse. Trump has trashed America's integrity, reputation and trust. He has paraded and celebrated evil and the grotesque as a virtue. In his selfish stupidity he has damaged human progress and made planet Earth far less safe. He is a disgusting creature supported by disgusting creatures

Three arms, very useful.

I would prefer that my tax dollars be used to feed and house people in need. I don't want my money enriching violent "tourists" that kill, maim, and smear feces on the walls of the Capitol.

This is EXTREMELY important. Trump IS using US public money to fund the next violent insurrection when he loses the election. This is a hanging/firing squad offence. He is again plotting violence against the American people, the Nation, and its democratically elected representatives..

This is Trump Number Two - the real one.

THAT is what you should be posting about - THAT. Forget anything else focus on THAT. Drive it in, like a large spike in a railroad sleeper. BAM BAM BAM - Simple message - Repeated If you want anything written to assist, I am here. Westminster has no control. Irish people are now in control.

A work of art

We ran a poll in England on Irish Unity - most people polled said: "Wossname innit. Ipso Facto Rodney innit, for Robert is your muvver's bruvver, innit. Ello John. Too many uncle. Do you like my Doberman? Give Iceland back to the Irish innit". Conclusive proof.

Nailed it. Times eight for me.

Brother, @peternimmo.bsky.social Where does COS sit on the matter of the Catholic transubstantiation?

At a level from absurd to utterly ridiculous, this front page reaches new far frontiers of stupid, nobody has ever imagined.

This should be a ninety-minute movie. It should have its own TV series - with no gobby presenters.

This is quite possibly the best; of many thousands, political cartoon I have ever seen. It even beats the best from the 19rh century and those were brutal.

Trump is barking mad.

It's a dog sitting on a log having a poo.

That’s nonsense, it has cost a very great deal more than that.

Propose Indy, debate it, and UDI if it gets a majority vote.

golf is not a real sport? people hit a ball hundreds of yards in a tiny hole many times. not like basketball where ten foot giants drop a ball into a net. Or weightlifting where four foot tall people lift a weight over their head. or Bobsleigh where people jump on a sled and slide it downhill

I hope Trump watches these.