Scheming in the wild: Revenge or escape or cheese drawer robbery or secret barf locations? Certainly not Father’s Day gifts…

BREAKING: Legendary jazz quartet Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes have pulled out of the 250th concert citing obvious mistreatment of aliens.

Sun dog while I work around her…

This guy says a CBS boycott will mean people with families will lose jobs yet cares nothing about the people with families CBS has already fired for Trump. Classic MAGA mentality.

Oh I could engage but if this is the kind of group you create you are not worth a conversation. I made the right choice.

MAGA Thinking

Was just getting caught up on the news, and happy to say that the US is still fucked....

Priorities

Hahah

On a recent trip, booked through Sunwing, the airline they use - WestJet - changed planes on the return leg last minute. We had purchased premium seats with more room. The new plane did not have the extra space. We applied for a refund and attached is what they sent back denying the claim.

From CBC News: Canadian detained by ICE for 6 months says he's an 'indefinite' prisoner, has no idea when he'll get out. 58 Canadians are being held by ICE. Avoid all nonessential travel to the United States.

Has Trump’s email gone out asking for ballroom donations?

Sick

@bsky.app was down yesterday and today I have had login attempts that were not me...data breach during the outage?

My son is allergic to peanuts, walnuts and pecans. He has been through 2 tolerance studies and has been desensitized enough to eat 16 peanuts and 6 walnuts. Now he eats a small amount every day to maintain his tolerance levels. I bake it into controlled cookies. Science FTW! Also cookies…

Now that Orban is available what cabinet position will he be offered?

Congrats to @mark-carney.bsky.social and the Liberals for keeping the trend of removing cons from parliament and securing a majority government. If only our southern neighbours could…well, you know.

The day an eagle nearly booped my nose

Trump put women in positions of power and voice to test limits til they fail and become villains. Then he puts men in their positions to take over. Levitt and Gabbard, how will you react to this obvious sacrifice?

The Monkey’s Bar in Guanacaste Costa Rica

I heard recently dogs pee around the hood to leave messages and communicate. Pee mails I guess. My dog is the one who always hits reply all to say “thanks”

What are some good podcasts to download for a 5.5 hour plane ride?

DOW is down 10% since Bondi recently bragged about it hitting $50,000

This is also the conservative playbook in Canada. Seeing it happen live in Ontario and Alberta

The other phone connects him to Putin and many happy farm animals.

The Treasury just declared the U.S. insolvent. The media missed it. fortune.com/2026/03/23/u...

2 Air Canada pilots killed in LaGuardia accident last night. Duffy continues stellar work. www.ms.now/news/new-yor...

Canadians caught in Florida airports trying to get back from March break - we told you not to go. Suck it.

How stupid of the state department to request approval for transfer of diesel fuel for its embassy while starving the country’s population. But it tracks… www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

RIP Chuck Norris

Why is PP travelling around talking about Canada? He hates Canada, says it's broken. Is he crossing the aisle??

As soon as ICE is done arresting kids, bodega shop owners, waitresses, and shooting protesters, they will immediately go get these terrorists Trump is monitoring...

Idiocracy

Laughing stock of the world, a fool for all fools, oblivious to his own stink...

In this order... - Release the files - End the war - End the GOP (midterms) - Prosecute and repair Then maybe, just maybe, the world lets you back in...

Funny, but the US leadership bunker should be packed with folks...

Now it’s zombies with no legs that can still walk around we gotta worry about? Get more money into DHS pronto!!!

Kash is ready to go

What will all those Chads chortling about low gas prices recently say next week?

I saw a video this morning that showed some Americans who could not tell the difference between Iranian and Texas laws but still supported attacking Iran.

Shoulda called it Operation Shiny Object

The Board of Peace starts WWIII

Used as a prop, fed McDonald's for their time, blame women for overreacting....losers that will be poster boys for one of the many stains this admin has created. History will not be kind, hope those burgers were worth it...

Brady Tkachuk was heard saying "Close the Northern Borders" in the call with Trump. So, Canadian Customs, keep that bootlicker out of our country. The Sens don't need him anyways. Loser...

Have any men’s hockey players or coaches spoken out against what happened? Are none of them trying to save their own skin? Lots of publicists with work to do…

Couple of beauty headlines from the @thebeaverton.com

Ugh. Going back to bed for the day.

I predict 3 goals by Canada in the 2nd period. Let’s go.

Go Canada go!