Sick

@bsky.app was down yesterday and today I have had login attempts that were not me...data breach during the outage?

My son is allergic to peanuts, walnuts and pecans. He has been through 2 tolerance studies and has been desensitized enough to eat 16 peanuts and 6 walnuts. Now he eats a small amount every day to maintain his tolerance levels. I bake it into controlled cookies. Science FTW! Also cookies…

Now that Orban is available what cabinet position will he be offered?

Congrats to @mark-carney.bsky.social and the Liberals for keeping the trend of removing cons from parliament and securing a majority government. If only our southern neighbours could…well, you know.

The day an eagle nearly booped my nose

Trump put women in positions of power and voice to test limits til they fail and become villains. Then he puts men in their positions to take over. Levitt and Gabbard, how will you react to this obvious sacrifice?

The Monkey’s Bar in Guanacaste Costa Rica

I heard recently dogs pee around the hood to leave messages and communicate. Pee mails I guess. My dog is the one who always hits reply all to say “thanks”

What are some good podcasts to download for a 5.5 hour plane ride?

DOW is down 10% since Bondi recently bragged about it hitting $50,000

This is also the conservative playbook in Canada. Seeing it happen live in Ontario and Alberta

The other phone connects him to Putin and many happy farm animals.

The Treasury just declared the U.S. insolvent. The media missed it. fortune.com/2026/03/23/u...

2 Air Canada pilots killed in LaGuardia accident last night. Duffy continues stellar work. www.ms.now/news/new-yor...

Canadians caught in Florida airports trying to get back from March break - we told you not to go. Suck it.

How stupid of the state department to request approval for transfer of diesel fuel for its embassy while starving the country’s population. But it tracks… www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

RIP Chuck Norris

Why is PP travelling around talking about Canada? He hates Canada, says it's broken. Is he crossing the aisle??

As soon as ICE is done arresting kids, bodega shop owners, waitresses, and shooting protesters, they will immediately go get these terrorists Trump is monitoring...

Idiocracy

Laughing stock of the world, a fool for all fools, oblivious to his own stink...

In this order... - Release the files - End the war - End the GOP (midterms) - Prosecute and repair Then maybe, just maybe, the world lets you back in...

Funny, but the US leadership bunker should be packed with folks...

Now it’s zombies with no legs that can still walk around we gotta worry about? Get more money into DHS pronto!!!

Kash is ready to go

What will all those Chads chortling about low gas prices recently say next week?

I saw a video this morning that showed some Americans who could not tell the difference between Iranian and Texas laws but still supported attacking Iran.

Shoulda called it Operation Shiny Object

The Board of Peace starts WWIII

Used as a prop, fed McDonald's for their time, blame women for overreacting....losers that will be poster boys for one of the many stains this admin has created. History will not be kind, hope those burgers were worth it...

Brady Tkachuk was heard saying "Close the Northern Borders" in the call with Trump. So, Canadian Customs, keep that bootlicker out of our country. The Sens don't need him anyways. Loser...

Have any men’s hockey players or coaches spoken out against what happened? Are none of them trying to save their own skin? Lots of publicists with work to do…

Couple of beauty headlines from the @thebeaverton.com

Ugh. Going back to bed for the day.

I predict 3 goals by Canada in the 2nd period. Let’s go.

Go Canada go!

People against immigration threaten to become immigrants elsewhere

This is satire but I do think that global wealthy pedos must be looking at the US as a potential safe haven.

Now that we know who is in The Files, what fictional TV or movie character do you think would also be in them? I found these 3…

McDavid / Celebrini unstoppable

I’ve settled on this as my detox plan to take me from Drink Drinkuary into Drinkarch, setting up nicely for Drink Spring.

Every citizen of Denmark right now wishing they could be on the ice to hit an American…

Once again the world shows us just how shitty the US is these days.

I see quite a few US athletes in Italy who do not fit the TPUSA / Loomer white narrative, some winning medals. When are the alternative Olympics scheduled? I envision a sport where people are pulled behind an F-150 on skis while dodging beer bottles thrown from the back. What other sports?

Not a chance Florida. Ron said he didn’t care so go F yourselves.

Early Feb, -19C, and a flock of about 50 robins in my tree. I guess they wanted out of the south early. Don’t blame ‘em…

Releasing nude pictures of girls in the Epstein files is an obvious attempt to shame victims, to scare others, hoping they back off their pressure. Expect nothing less from the vile people in this administration.