Just checking I've packed everything important for Gran Canaria. Passport, sun cream, Euros. Not sure why there's a random cock in the photo though. Oh yeah, #FatCockFriday #FCF.

Gym done. Packing (almost) done. Thought I'd reward myself with a beer and a scroll through Bluesky. 🍺 A few minutes later and... well, look what happened. 😈 Clearly I can't be trusted with free time.

Out of Office is officially on. 😎 Gym, a bit of packing, and then it's hotel life in Gran Canaria for a week. ☀️🍻💦💦 Starting my holiday right now, the same way I start most good days... with a wank! 😈😈 Who's keeping me company while I'm away? 😜

#ThrowbackThursday to a video I sent when I thought a new guy might actually like me back. Turns out he didn't in the end. 🤷🏻 At least my dick's still here. 😜

Took a few pics to post yesterday, and these two didn't make the cut. Mistake, or was I right to reject them?

Can someone sniff my cock and tell me how good it smells first thing in the morning?

The one perk of living alone is being able to wank wherever I want. The downside is there's nobody around to cum all over. I'll just show off to you boys instead if that's alright? 😈😈

Just 5 more minutes in bed before work. Any volunteers to make getting up a little harder. 😈

Coffee ✔️ Breakfast ✔️ Another selfie lying naked on the sofa ✔️ Was wondering if I had time for a wank this morning... then I thought, who am I kidding? There's always time. 😈💦 How's everyone else's morning shaping up?

Funny how I always forget how much I enjoy a bit of fingering... until I do it again!! Anyways, that's me sorted for the evening. Goodnight, boys. Hope you're all having fun with a finger or four before bed 🥵🥵💦💦

Started "bulking" at the gym and immediately realised summer was a terrible time to do it. (Lesson for next time!) Feeling a bit self-conscious about the belly at the moment, but I was also quite horny. So, here we are. Be kind... or lie. I'm happy with either.

#MonochromeMonday seemed like a good excuse to spend a little longer naked on the sofa. Starting the week with absolutely nothing to offer except a naked selfie. You're welcome.

Maybe one more wank to finish the weekend off....

Lazy day, lazy mood... might as well have another wank. Days like this would be even better with someone to give a helping hand. How's your Sunday ending?

Coffee made. Cock out. Slow, lazy Sunday morning. Who's sharing their Sunday cock with me today? 😈😈

A bit hungover this morning. Which naturally means horny, but vulnerable. Not sure if I need hugs or cock pics.

Staying here for a bit, showing off my pits and doing absolutely nothing useful. I definitely have the energy to cum again, but it'd be much more fun if someone was here to lend a hand. 😏 Anyone else being this productive today?

The beautiful dicks I'm seeing for #FatCockFriday is honestly a little intimidating! 😜 Don't think mine will stand out in the crowd, but here we go anyway. Looking forward to seeing more of yours today. 😈😈 #FCF

A mate started sucking my toes during sex once… and that was the moment I realised feet make me ridiculously horny 😈😈😈😈😈 Now if a guy lets me lick his feet, I’m absolutely taking the opportunity. Tell me I’m not the only one with a thing for feet? #Feet #FootWorship

Played with my hole and my pole this evening.... Was going to save this one for tomorrow, so guess I'll need to do it all over again for #fcf 😜

Turns out all I really needed today was to cum and lie down for five minutes.

Woke up with this… Anyone else get out of bed today absolutely rock hard? 👀 💦💦 #MorningWood

Logged off for the day. Too hot to walk the dog, half an hour before the gym, and currently hanging out here (literally) getting harder and hornier scrolling this app. Anyone else getting naked in this heat? 😜

Used to keep it all trimmed. These days, a little less so. Are we into more natural these days, or should I tidy it up again, or maybe completely shaved?

Off to the gym in 33° heat. There are other ways I'd like to get sweaty. But this will have to do.

I needed that..... 💦💦💦

This is how I'm spending the rest of my lunch break..... I'm sure I'm not the only one like this today. 🥵🥵

Show me what you're wearing to keep cool in a UK heatwave....

UK is still roasting, so I’ll be trying to get away with as little clothing as possible today. Anyone else spending the day mostly naked? 🥵 (Show me if you want 😈😈😈)

The UK heatwave has basically reduced me to lying in bed, horny and overheating. Happy for company, if you don’t mind the extra sweat 😅

Too hot for clothes here. Not sure taking my shorts off was actually the best solution for cooling down though 👀 Anyone else struggling in this UK heat?

Today is just ridiculously hot..... #MonochromeMonday #MCM

#ThrowbackThursday to when I was on my first solo holiday almost a year ago. My mate said he missed sitting on my cock because of the upward curve… so I sent him this little reminder 😈😈💦💦

Never had much of a "hump" for #HumpDay ...... But the thighs look like they're entering their slut era 😂

Woke up with this. The coffee can wait, I've got other plans right now.

Monday done. Logged off. Guess it's time for some me time with my toy from @sinnerwear.bsky.social

Right. Time to put actual clothes on, pretend to be professional, and start working. Happy Monday 😈😜

#MonochromeMonday always makes things feel a bit artistic. A hard on is still a hard on though. 🖤

Still horny, just saving energy… Although some of these #SoftCockSaturday posts are making that very difficult 😈🍆

Was going to behave and save myself for tonight. Saw some of these #FCF posts. Got hard. Completely fucked it. 😈😈🤦🏻

Gym done. Out of office on. Friday off! Got a couple of naughty plans lined up this weekend… so I should probably be saving myself. Instead I’m having a quick wank before I chill for the evening 💦

Chatting to someone about an “event” on Sunday. Their review? It will be very horny! My erection has helped make my mind up about whether I should go 🤤💦 Single. Making up for lost time. And fully in my “fuck it, why not?” era. 😈

Lost track of how many pics I used to send my best mate 😈 My camera roll has basically just been me wanking for the last couple of years… so here’s a bearded #ThrowbackThursday from about a year ago 👀

Early night with my new toy from @sinnerwear.bsky.social 😈💦 Early to bed maybe… but definitely not sleeping any time soon.

Therapy this morning for mental health. Gym tonight for physical health. And all your Hump Day posts on Bluesky are helping with my "self care" in between 😈💦

#HappyHumpDay… just lying here trying to manifest someone with a talented tongue 😈😋😋 #HHD #rimming

Putting the phone down before I end up horny posting again 😜💦 Feel free to leave me something nice to wake up to that might help with the morning erection 👀 #MorningGlory #MorningWood #WetDreams

My dildo working overtime earlier this evening 💦💦 Who wants to show me their favourite toy? 👀🥵

Work done. Gym later. My cock now getting the attention it deserves! Should I stop wanking and save some energy for the gym? What would you do? 😈😈💦💦

A morning of some horny messages today.... And now I'm mildly distracted with a semi.