She loves the constitution and still voted for that fat guy? 😒 🤨 #RHOC

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Okay, but why?

You know who would be excellent at this job? Erika Jayne aka HancockParkPuss aka PussInBoots #RHOBH

Who run the world? Coco Pixie Girls!

Is something off with Bethennys lower face? On the right side. Y’all see it or am I trippin?

Ashley telling Shannon she looks great when Shannon looks like this is diabolical. Shannon looks like she’s about to go into one of her Shannon rages. #LoveHotel

Now Shannon, mama, you hit a house. Not a planter baby. #LoveHotel

Gizelle thinks this guy is boring? It’s funny because I kind of think Gizelle is boring. #LoveHotel

Is a fedora just glued to Luanne’s head? Why do I keep seeing her in these hats? #LoveHotel

Luanne about to blow everyone #LoveHotel

Luanne: I don’t need a cabin because I have a home. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It was giving RHOP when Gizelle asked, do you have a home? Monique was like, I have four homes. #LoveHotel

All the women arrived there looking spectacular. Shannon, well, she arrived. The pink dress felt very much like she was the mom of the other women. #LoveHotel

🤣 the host is that guy that said Shannon was hell on wheels right?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s funny because none of the women ever really fully denied it. #LoveHotel

Okay, sitting down to watch #LoveHotel Five seconds in and I just don’t feel like I’m going to get anything real from anyone but Shannon.

“I may be small ooooooooooooo”

So now the press secretary has walked back the reduction of the tariffs on china. Well good. This totally seems like an awesome idea.

I just read a comment on TikTok that said “We wouldn’t be in this mess if we had followed Mexicos lead and elected the Woman” I laughed and agreed but I also wanted to cry because we have pure fuckery running shit. P U R E F U C K E R Y

So now he’s walking back his high ass tariff on China? You never even had to do this. Geez.

Time to sit down eats and watch season 5 of RHOA

The FedEx delivery guy just came into the showroom and said because he couldn’t find a particular showroom, would I mind taking their packages and giving it to them? Sir, hell no. I’m not being paid to deliver your packages.

So, will you all be watching Bethennys new reality show with Pitbull where they clean people’s homes in Florida?

Man, I am in such a bitch ass mood

Damn. Smells like Paul pushed Bethenny out that Connecticut house and mama is down to Florida with some of her favorite people.

I finished my first commission……that I was paid for and I love them. Next step is varnishing and packing them to send to Mississippi.

That space ship looked like a penis. And then when the women came back down, they came back in the tip of the penis.

Touring a college with the kid today. She’s so excited. I gotta tell ya, this part of life came up pretty damn fast. I feel like I was just in college.

Someone called them The Hadidnt’s and I’m cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHOBH

She was underage? 🫢 😬 Oh Kenya. Girl.

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I’m not sure what to think

I always knew David Siegel would never live long enough to actually live in that monstrosity of a house. With all the billions that man had, they couldn’t rush the construction at least by 5 years?

Dorit, you deserve everything you get. At this point, I hope Kyle is in so good with PK that she gets your settlement money from the divorce……… If there even is a real divorce. #RHOBH

I have to say, I wasn’t expecting this from Mike.

Go away from us with this Apollo. #RHOA

🫖, why? Why? #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine

Quad really does go out of her way to push people’s buttons and then is the victim when they react. Girl, everyone told you to let the shit go with Lisa Nicole and that it wasn’t as a big a deal you made it out to be. #Married2Med Season3 reunion

Rewatching S3 #Married2Med reunion and Quad was nasty ass work. She was talking over Lisa Nicole even when she said she would be quiet. And Quad brought Darren’s business out when Lisa didn’t bring do that to Greg. He’ll, we would have never known about the background check if Quad didn’t say it

Is there a way people can march and protest on that tacky ass house in Florida? Like, I feel like he needs to see the people with his own squinty ass eyes.

So are y’all gonna download Brandi’s new song on iTunes? #RHOBH

Somebody on TikTok said she was killing them aggressively 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHOP

So 🫖 lied when she said Quad has two DUI’s??????? The people are doing research and nothing has come up. Lawd, that foolish ass little girl. Did Gregory tell her her that bullshit? Here I was thinking Quad was a mini Karen and turns out 🫖 round here lying. #Married2Med #MarriedToMedicine

Oh shit. They are showing an old clip of Kenya saying “do I need to pack some heat” when talking about Phaedra. #RHOA

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHOA

Every week 😩 Like Lord, when is my blessing coming to pass? And the one I wanted that sold in Bel Air was less. It was an easy $5 mill.

I don’t even know how this showed up on my for you page on TikTok but it did and I thought I would share because I have no idea what’s actually happening here.

Gregory spelled patients like patience in his text to Dr. Damon. #Married2Med

Contessa still wanting an apology from Heavenly is reminiscent of Nagleen wanting an apology from LVP. The demanding and begging for an apology is exhausting. #Married2Med

Why is Jackie even there? And then to have a seat next to Andrew. No. Pack it up. #Married2Med

I 100% believe 🫖 thinks Quad is an alcoholic because of things Gregory has told her. I think they get to pillow talking and he just be spilling past relationship…which is also weird as shit but on brand for Gregory. #Married2Med