The workers at HomOPHOBIC Depot saying they can't make me one of these >:T

Bweh!

<:3c <3

Such a wholesome moment, discovering himself uwu <3

Got to Gatwick early today to head home after @confuzzled.org.uk Whelp, passport troubles! Technical issue due to me being a dual citizen meant I wasn't allowed aboard the flight! HUGE thanks to Porter Airlines for pulling a fucking miracle & getting my flights sorted as I panicked with the embassy

AAAAAAA

Plastered in Wales as my uncle jams with some other lads on 500 Miles. Amazing time. This is the shit why Instay in a place a few days after a furcon!!!!

It's a tad warm at @confuzzled.org.uk

Is it truly a furcon if there isn't an evacuation?

"So Gaius, what are your goals this #Confuzzled ?"

Awake for 34 hours. Across the ocean. In a pub in South London. Asked some lads if I could join their group for the pub quiz. I contribute about 5 answers they never would've gotten. We win first place by one point, winning a £50 tab. What the fuck in so delirious right now.

Protip: Capsaicin from cutting Scotch Bonnets stays on your hands even after many washes. Hold off on jerking off until the next day.

First time making Jamaican Patties from scratch. They came out great, but I know my baby tummy is gonna suffer tomorrow from how much scotch bonnet I put in x3

Finally got around to seeing Tokyo Gore Police. It was much more ACAB than I was expecting uwu <3

Me fr

New Grapefruit Technique just dropped!

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, Marvel No matter where you go, there you are.

Mayday Mayday Mayday, we require clearance for immediate landing "I get ya, and that sounds really rough! Sometimes all of life can seem out of control; we can all use just that little somewhere to land and recoup. Just get that plane lined up and I'll be right here whenever you need me."

Subjecting a Michigan friend to the OG bad movie. He never heard of it at all before, but I'm glad he was able to recite this scene immediately when it came up XD

The Shadow: A movie where Genghis Khan accomplishes what Janeway never could. CW: movie self harm

CW: medical stuff 2 of them didn't heal over correctly and were rejected and had to come out I had to head to the hospital to get that taken care of when the scab fell off and I had to hit up a hospital at 1:30am while still in Toronto for FE Oof, that sucked. Healing up rather well, but, fuuuuuck

Terrible service. Making us wait until a host gets seated before we can proceed.

YOOOO what's up, I got my dealer table going owo

Some fuckin' weirdos on the tram today

Celebrating St Patty's Day with a Guinness and a movie of quality

Another fun time subjecting people to my art at the 18+ Sketchbook Swap at #Vancoufur

Unintentionally, quite the collection in my wallet

The law finally agrees

Dylan at 13cats studio near Ottawa did such a good job installing my new tumnips, but I really couldn't have done it without the love & support & bodymod know-how of @spacebuck.net , who literally held my hand throughout the whole thing, and got me safely there and back home. Love ya~ <3 <:3c ::::

Oh, hey, I have tumnips now.

Something got me thinking of Giallo-like title variants for Mad Max Blood of the metal horse Vehikill The road bleeds for you Hot breath of the engine Car-nage Blood for oil

I gave dealing at a normy kink event one last go this weekend. Yup, fuck them, they're always more expensive than doing a furcon, and the sales are shit.

Oh I ADORE them!

Oh this deer is SPECIAL

@arinfritz.bsky.social MWEH

Twitter now thinks I'm a political journalist in France.

Out of context DnD: "The fat neckbeard minion is too OP. He just stands there and the Vampires die!"

Out of context Gaius: "I crave the Meat Oubliette"

Uhhhm... I wasn't expecting furry discourse in my Kung-Fu movie.

I've been getting like, the inverse of this, where data-scraping ads can't really figure out what I do in life. For a solid 2 years, ads were CERTAIN I had a dozen horses. It started to become a pleasant surprise when I got ads for something I actually could use.

Yeahhhh, it'll be many years before mine is updated. tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

Nazis literally getting more surgeries and on more hormones for their gender affirmation than I.

Huh, why am I feeling so damn warm, even with my sweater off at this family Christmas dinner? Oh... Yeah... Forgot my HRT the last half a week.. These are hot flashes...

Another night of some Christmas movies One French, and one Québécois

An introduction to the Québec language.

This happened a 5 min walk from my place at the time. Seeing it go super viral the next day certainly explained the abnormal amount of sirens I heard XD

Ah. A Christmas Treat of a movie.