Pizza and cuddling time for these bears @degeneratebear.bsky.social

Feeling very soft 🙂‍↕️

I am BEGGING video game casting directors to stop casting Ben Starr

Evening plans: stare at ceiling with purpose

Yes I'm still alive, yes I still have a tummy for Tuesdays (and every other day)

Big balls + small dick = pee on balls 🥲

Slowly realizing I'm stuck in a relatively mentally hostile work environment and I want OUTTT

I have been very MIA because my bf and I have been moving in together and unpacking all week! Back on my bs now tho and cant wait to start posting pics from the new apartment 🥴

Feeling insanely melancholy and anxious, the only thing to fix this is a new tattoo 🙂‍↕️

I desperately want my foreskin back so I dont feel like im gonna tear my frenulum whenever I jerk off :(

Google my mouth is sticky

Slightly sweaty and slightly musky 🥴

Be honest, how often are yall cleaning your earbuds? 🤨

Raise your hand if you sanded off two tables worth of 1970s varnish and didn't wear a respirator like a fucking moron. 🖐

I am a simple man. I crack my sternum while stretching, I get dopamine.

Ah I see I've woken up on the overstimulated side of the bed today

If your car is loud on purpose?? Death.

Call me trashy but I fucking HATE chopped pillows. Biggest interior design pet peeve. Just fluff them like a normal human.

What the hell is the point of an ottoman that DOESNT double as storage 🤨

Anyone have 466 inches of metal pipe to spare

A fucking spider landed on my epoxy table while it was drying

Any custom keyboard people know how to troubleshoot keys that multi activate/don't activate? I've tried taking the keys apart, cleaning the inside mechanisms, and ensuring the pins are fine from my layman eyes, and i can't figure it out 😭

Please..... i must make silly purchases.....

2026 goal is to get my nips pierced 🙂‍↕️

Swallow my pride with chicken fries iykyk

Pillow vs Belly

A bear with bedhead is elite

I'm using epoxy for a wooden table for the first time and there's a small HAIR under the first coat that I just noticed......... girl she's there to stay

We need to start shaming straight men for saying "LETS GOOO" to literally anything. Go where? Shut up.

I'm attracted to older men because I crave Werther' Originals

Moving out soon WITH MY BOYFRIEND im so excited and I will be annoying about it

Im 50% dough, 25% horchata, 25% mentally ill

What if I just went to work like this

My baja blast zero wasn't zero :(

Owning a labubu gives owning a tesla vibe and I won't elaborate

Ruh roh the depression is incoming

I'm the evil voice in your head telling you to jork it while you're at work

I embarrassingly can not defeat Cynthia in Pokemon Diamond, bringing up all of the trauma I had at 9 years old when she kicked my ass back in 2007 😭

Peach moonshine black tea combo PUNCH

Is old school runescape worth getting into as a new player? Or have I completely missed the boat

Farmers markets. Periodt

Unwrap me (the meal) from my container (my clothes)

Genuinely feel so behind with therapy topics. I feel like every session is me ranting about another thing I struggle with, and we don't have time to actually delve deep into anything because 15 mins later I have ANOTHER thing to talk about

I put bigger balls on my septum piercing since its too early to size up to an 8g, I can feel the weight on my nose its wild

Today's musk is brought to you by being stuck at 2 separate trains in a black car with no ac on a 95 degree sunny day

Unfortunately I have caught "broke bitch" disease so I will not be attending market days 😢

Join the morning 🐻 cuddle pile @degeneratebear.bsky.social

im a very cautious and courteous driver, but if I see a tesla??? im cutting you off, not letting you merge, and in general just being a nuisance

made a super lowball offer of 20 dollars for 3 pairs of vintage levis on poshmark and they accepted and shipped it :) sometimes life is kind to me

I will be unironically listening to Sneakernight until I die