hope they let us fuck vanescula drakan in the new quest

My next post will be my last one of 2025 and it'll really mean something to me

Kled

Took me a while to realise that people will just find a bad reason to get rid of you if they can't find a good one

Sorry but bsky algo seems to fking suck for me

BREAKING: Geoff Keighley fucked Miss Piggy.

Hiker Nob

Love the juxtaposition between being a gamer as a kid and having demo discs but wanting the full game, vs being an adult game collector and having the dull game but wanting the demo discs

I post more about how I'm gonna post more about things I love doing, more than I actually post them. Life has been really testing lately, but I at least feel like I'm going into 2026 and my 30s with some momentum.

Does anyone else de-clutter in waves? LIke something I kinda wanna keep might survive the 1st or 2nd pass, but by the 3rd I could be finally ready to part with it.

Had an old friend remove me on everything as I slept yesterday, for reasons that are genuinely just out of pocket. Took a day, and reached out apologizing for some things I felt I need to apologize for, and I made sure he know he was welcome back. Moments of weakness don't define your whole person.

30 now oh god oh fuck

I love how the world would instantly know if Mark Zuckerberg got a divorce because "lawyer up, delete facebook, and hit the gym" means something entirely different to him

Cabin Boy Jenkins, suck my starboard side testicle!

After watching my mum start watching Andor for the 7th time on repeat, I think it's safe to say she's got it too

people actually don't trust nice people

My problem is that I don't crash out, ever. I only ever crash in.

If 9 out of 10 dentists recommend Sensodyne then we're in another tier 0 format and I hope Komami hits them in the next banlist

Feeling nostalgic about pirating software in the late 2000s and early 2010s, where opening a keygen would greet you with the best chiptune music you've probably still heard to this day, fixed at maximum volume.

WHO’S GETTING THEY GRIDDY ON 🗺️🟩🟩🟩‼️ i’m talking 7x7 mental asylum BINGO BOARD madness 🔥😤 every time i light up a tile my neurons start doing the cha-cha slide 🧠💃 left foot, right foot, UNLOCKED RELIC 🚀💯 when that row goes *complete* 🤯 i ascend into the 9th dimension like “yes father i have gridded” 🕊️

I put my pussy on just like everyone else, one arm at a time

Didn't realise but I've not listened to music in a long while. It's so good for you

Having your trust betrayed hurts so much that it changes you as a person. But I can't stop trusting because that feeling is worth the risk.

Finish botw (writing this down so I don't forget)

evergreen

I only want discord nitro so I can have my joining sound effect to be the "woo"ing sound effect that studio audiences make on sitcoms when there's a celebrity cameo, so I can join calls with people I've not seen in a while and have an excuse to use that as a bit

Gonna get back to when in posted about hobbies and fitness, as well as shitposts and osrs

Not even 11am and I've watched the underrated animated masterpiece Hoodwinked (2006) two times today

The internet hasn't felt the same since the age verification laws in the UK

Laniakea

Worst part about being an Ace Attorney fan? You can't open a wiki page; watch a video; or read any comments whatsoever on anything to do with this interest, until you've finished all the games. You WILL see something you wish you didn't.

love my stupid game

nobody's given me a straight answer for 8 years and i'm starting to lose my hair is hatsune miku a real person or not PLEASE

I put my pussy on just like everyone else, one arm at a time

⚠️ Nobody talk to me ⚠️ (goth baddies are allowed to talk to me)

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

Something is wrong

UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.

Is it just me that thinks having a whole ass PDF or thread about who should and shouldn't follow you is ridiculous and unhinged? Like at that point even if we have common interests, getting to know you or even just being mutuals looks like it's gonna be a bad experience.

I've spent just over a month on and off trying to figure out how to word a post, just to decide not to post it. Anyway that's why I've been quiet. I had a thought and now it's gone.

I'm gonna introduce my 3 year old neice to pokemon tomorrow

Normal person: "I finished making dinner." Me: "I finished the spaghetti bolognese grind."

Any relationship you have that could be ruined by having a conversation about your feelings, standards, and/or expectations wasn't really stable enough to begin with beloved!

Rewatched the prequels and I've changed my opinion. They're all so much better than I last gave them credit, though they owe credit to newer series filling in a ton of blanks and completing the 10/10 story they're telling. #starwars

i'm trying to be nonchalant but unfortunately i'm about to go insane